Bard: The true street magic is not when something or someone is bored by a dude in the hood, but when at night you go to the ghetto and return home whole, so also with a mobile phone, money and a player.

It was crazy today.)
Today I was called to the Prosecutor’s Office (P) as an accused (I am the director of one of the firms).
The call:
P is Hi!
I am Hi!
P – Here is your company’s statement bla-bla-bla...
Enter the PJ. Today at 4 o’clock.
I am good. I will.
I’ll leave you my mobile number. You will call me when I leave. Then suddenly I will be out. Or I will call you.
Although not. You call yourself. Otherwise I will forget. I will definitely forget.
I am okay, goodbye.

I sit now and think they can't ride a cock? He will surely forget...

Never give friends a large sum of money in debt. It kills friendship. And no matter how upset you were before, when you find yourself in a deep ass, on the brink of a prison, your ex-friend will just throw you away. Send to Nash. Even though you saved him in exactly the same situation. Isn’t it true, dear Kharkov Yura Naumov?

imoshkin: Georgia withdrew from the CIS, the United States in panic

What evil creatures are women!! It was supposed to make me shut down, 10 minutes before I was going to watch the long-awaited porn I was downloading for a week!!! to

"Do you remember I said yesterday that I was touched? So, I touched today, and yesterday was so, a light flirt."

You are a crude, she is a hedgehog.
We will not meet at all.
I am on the "land", you are on the sea,
People launched the backs.

You are a cat, and I am a cat.
I am not lucky with you:
You will put me in the shredder.
You are all nifty.

I am sick =)

This is another case of culture, if not tired. A friend told me.
He went home tired in a dark evening to eat. The whole day was chased by a kind of planned interception. Crossing the car to take a gun from the passenger seat. Here, in the darkness, a healthy cowboy runs on him. He turns sharply, the dog in a meter brakes. “Don’t be afraid, he doesn’t bite,” says the uncle walking the dog. A dog without a guide, the uncle is 10 meters away following the dog.
A friend gets Kalash, shakes the prison. Uncle’s eyes are rounded and his jaw falls off.
“Don’t be afraid, he doesn’t shoot!” says a tired man in the state language, closes the car and leaves.

XXX is
Over the gray plain of the sea the wind of clouds gathers. Between the clouds and the sea, like a flash of lightning, a thunderstorm proudly rears.
YYYY
Lermonts I know.
XXX is
Yes, but wrote Mikhail Juryevich under the pseudonym Gorky, it was a difficult and controversial moment from his creative life.

Tiamat: Mya... How from one sign of intersection the meaning changes!
Teach the match - it will be useful.
2: Teach mat - part will be useful.

Write me big letters, I like it more :)
I can not.
Why Why?
Characteristics of the organism
What characteristics?? to
The dark Russians

Stymorol ice, Stymorol ice-no fig is not ice, here wash eggs head and shoulder ice / mentol here is the AIS!!! to

I thought life was boring.
I went and bought a slide.
Then I ate four unwashed pieces.
Life is not boring, fucking.

[Tvoja_Malishka] What are the diables at all?

xxx, how old are you? I would have learned better.
[Tvoja_Malishka] and as an adult, you probably still have nocturnal fellations.
Omg, the night phallia? This is what most men dream of :))))))))
[Tvoja_Malishka] You who did, read in the dictionary what phelacies are. Children in the puberty period.
In the puberty? God, you are more funny than Petrosyan... :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[Tvoja_Malishka] Is that funny? They learn so much they don’t know.

Rejected by Inet.
I call those support - what should have been expected, do not take the phone!!! to
I call the subscription department, a man takes the phone:
I can’t help him, he can’t help me!!! Call the grit in those support... I gry minutes 7 I call - no one takes the phone hard... To which he calmly answers: "Naturally, because I sit here"
O_O

xxx: mla, "good" we rested a month ago, I still remember...how we usually ate and slept. I hear – from this room are heard suspicious sounds erupting on the carpet and that is lying next to the alcohol of our... it turns out, next to my mother’s white (in the recent past) trousers. and now they are raw after urgent and unforeseen washing! I had to dry quickly. Better way not found, how to hang out of the balcony and shake the pants :D Thank God they didn't fall yet! And my mom is a teacher in Russian. yes. so here, she brought me yesterday a composition of her student on the topic of "remembered day of summer holidays".
I remember perfectly the day when I accidentally passed by your house and your white pants painted in your window.

At work is not a luxury, but a means of overworking.
(w is )

The girlfriend is soon giving birth, preparation is in full swing. My mother calls:
Hi you do?
Pillow Sheet
What kind of blades?? to
The Flanel!
Do I work?? to
“Mommy fucking, why...why there are diapers...for dolls?”
Shut up, why are you silent? How much already?? to
-18 thin, and 2 flannel, there are 4 pieces left...stooop...what are you talking about?? to
I’ll call you later...

We have in the accounting office on the stand next to hanging a salary schedule and a drawing of a dwarf in the fog!! I am afraid of my salary.

All generations lead to God.

by konde13