Hi to!
I recently discovered the Philosophy of Childfrey and realized that this is the lifestyle I aspire to. Tell me where you can officially join your ranks and will two children 3 and 0.5 years old not be an obstacle?

To sell something unnecessary, you must first order something unnecessary on AliExpress.

xxx (cited from the culinary website:)
If you have potatoes, sausages, mozzarella, bacon, cherry tomatoes and 25 free minutes, you won’t be hungry.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY:
- You know, with such a set, if necessary, in five minutes I will not be hungry without this site.

Andrei is gone! In Singapore launched the world’s first unmanned taxi.
Imagine a car like this somewhere in Syzran.
In the future, there will be no sickness.

Iamkaant
I’m not sure about the “string theorist”, but the “theoretical physicist” is very much a cutting-edge. “Theoretical physicist” would be more correct.

Jex
Theoretical physicist – may exist, but so far no one has seen him

Mad_Max
Or at least indirect signs of its existence have been found? Otherwise he is not a theoretical physicist, but a hypothetical physicist!

Yesterday on the car I give back to park, unexpectedly behind the car is moving sharply forward. I thought what a fool. Going to the left of my door, I say, “Accurately, do you do it?” The driver is a 25-28 year old girl. Light retreat (outdoors are dark, it is raining, everything is blurred). The further dialogue:

Sorry, I didn’t notice you were giving up.

You need to be more careful.

Can you tell me where is the nearest store?

(Explain) Next a series of questions about nothing (this is the weather, this is the rain, oh, what car do you have). All this time on the passenger car, my wife sits and starts to painfully compress my right leg. Following is a question from Madame:

Do you have a charger for Android?

Here because of me, the wife jumps out and says, "I will have a girl, should?"

Mademoiselle apologized and said she didn’t have to leave.

P. S. As long as they communicated, no one was disturbed.

If you are in Omsk, don’t try to fight it. Do not need this. Just take a deep breath and sink your head. Supporting yourself with easy movements of hands and legs."

This is a description of my whole life!

In general, I often carry all kinds of nonsense and not very difficult to explain, but here I surpassed myself.

He told his invisible that she was wood for our fire of love. The good didn’t hurt long afterwards.

Don't reproduce from those who grew up in underprivileged families, they have a higher likelihood of termination of relationships (statistics are searched for on Google schoolchildren)

He was a man from a full family. He has an older sister. My parents were married for 40 years at the time, now more. My older sister divorced when my son was 6. Since then, she has changed several men, long-term relationships do not form. The guy himself after 7 years of relationship dropped when I was found a tumor, a month after the offer.
This is to the fact that the statistics in real life will not help, there are many nuances, because of which the situation will develop in completely different directions.
Z is. "The Flowers for Algeron" can be read

XXX: What is the mood?
Yyy: It’s like eating a shaurma at the station: it’s like the outcome is predetermined, but you keep hoping it will pass.

Why are they not in contact? Whether we grow up or not, it is no different.
YYY: xxx, and now think of it - the sting, the fork and the non-flying bird - the symbols of the main operating systems. This is all you need to know about humanity in order to refuse contact with us.
ZZZ: Even under the fear of death.

One bank, like the VEB, has long borrowed me. Every day they called and talked. And then suddenly needed money, and one of their arrangements I specifically yielded. We appointed a strictly fixed time (don’t let God be late) so that you don’t sit in line. At a strictly specified time, I came, sat for 20 minutes in a row, told about myself, as at a confession, and was rejected. But not even then I doubted the adequacy of the staff, and when I was called back in the evening and asked if I could come three hours back...

The fool may give him the questionnaire to fill up with your idiotic questions. What is the difference between who and how? What else to ask, favorite children’s books? Should you also be interested in the behavior of the pedestrians?
What does this have to do with whether or not he cares about the child?

Oh, you are wrong here. About the attitude to the LGBT can be asked - if it splashes saliva "Pidars on the reyu" - there is a high probability that the specimen is simultaneously chauvinist and misogyn. And it would be an honor to leave grandmother and children without a spade. At least statistically so is it. In principle, I know a couple of fierce homophobes who care for their offspring. But it's obvious that it's up to the first "cossack" of their aunts: the gentlemen don't hide that the ex-wife = former children.
So maybe a test and not bad...

"When we checked Pornhub, we found two critical leaks... "—a passage from an information security article. The Habr.

Do we go to Tartar?
Thanks for the suggestion, but I pass.
X: I meant the theatre and I changed the phone.
W: How now and the theater is not willing, and you may lie that the phone corrected because I am not going :r
X: Okay, I don’t know what a tartar is.
U: And your phone knows, now I’m afraid of him, he decided that I’m his competitor and wants to send me to the Tartar.

The first time I gave birth a year ago, nicotine so did the program, although premature. There are shortcomings, one of the main functions is working incorrectly. I managed to get rid of the bugs - it licked for two months. Right now in the woods. It weighs 460 kB.
The second can not give birth, pregnancy is delayed, very useful freeware for vector images. Difficulty with the parameters of figures, mathematical algorithms have to compose themselves. It will be strong!

Doctor, I am not well!
Here you have a bouquet of violins, chew!! to
“Doctor, but it doesn’t taste good and I think it’s worse!
Jade to Jade. You will still not be saved, but our pathologist has a birthday today!

by Kirina (c)

The fact is even more funny:

A funny fact: most women are engaged in raising children, but in the fact that the boys grow up fools - men are definitely to blame.

A child is spoiled as you try to raise him, if he does not have a worthy example in front of his eyes, with which he could identify and whom to imitate. If the dad-mudak, or dad-svintil, then the hope is only on the outsider "father's" figures.

Layk: The phrase "lost his head from passion" is especially disliked by male godmills.

Xxx: I’ve been told here that people are actively using Instagram as their primary messenger. Whether I am in 2007, or they are. In the confusion.
Yyy: People do not use utyug as a messenger.