For example, in the Ukrainian regions dropped the presidential disarmament - to make lists of victims of the famine. And one small official from the Sumy region, who does not care about the president, the famine and all the instructions from above, took and issued as a list of victims the list of living voters of the village of Andriashevka of the Romanian district. The list was published in a separate book, which was dispatched to the libraries. In particular, in the library of the village of Andryashevka, where residents were surprised to find their own names in the list of victims of Stalin's atrocities.

I washed my head with shampoo for six months, and yesterday I learned that it was a bath foam.

Nurgalyev declared war on corruption and surrendered at the twenty-fifth minute.

Horoscope for the week:
Cancer can get up early tomorrow... "

A year around 2002 I burned off from the thrown of the computer tension. He burned to the foxes. There is still a live disk, modem and memory. Without a comp I was nothing at the time - I filed for freelance. Accordingly, having purchased a computer in debt, I decided to supply it with an interruptor, let it be BO-shn. I met with a friend, he just sold, bought. I go by metro, in a sports bag. Heavy and falling. I go to “Kupalovskaya”, I put the bag on the border (boom!). Interesting is a new catch! Hands are swallowing! I stretch out a little lightning, squeeze my hand there, turn on.

I am drinking! I am drinking! Praying is!

I raise my eyes and see me with my eyes :-). Second 5 we look at each other, then I cut off the ups, fasten the bag and pretend it was. Mint satisfied, and turns around.

Why am I all that? It was quieter before, yes.

Fuck, I’m sitting behind the compass, it’s dark in the room. There is a butterfly on the monitor. I take a sack for fish - the butterfly is flying. I sit with the sack, wait for the butterfly, and here in the room comes my mom. Probably in vain I asked the question "What are you doing?" honestly answered "I catch butterflies..."

I have a grandmother here.
I go out today, she sticks my finger into my coat and says: there are silk pockets inside, no money or hands can be put in them!
I rarely put money there.
My grandmother: Ahahaha! I found 3 thousand yesterday, so I could buy perfumes on them!
I make the eyes O_o, the grandmother understands that she has overwhelmed, and adds:
And all because you can’t put money or hands in these pockets!

Famosus: a year and a half ago, the cat was worn, well, the procedure was successful, the cat went away from anesthesia for days, and everything went on as it should, did not go to the mouth, stinked in the bowl, did not smell. And here one day I come, and this mess was stuck in my diplomat, with the documents, the phone, the charger and the smell is on the whole apartment.
I went to the veterinarian for the sake of interest, what does it smell? How did the eggs find out on the spot!!! to
Either he hid them, or he grew new ones!
I will go to the clinic tomorrow!!!! to
And after all, in a year and a half, the cat did not hint on the cat ?

O_O
Google asks you to contact him.
Enjoy me, Google
Answer: You may have meant:"Enjoy me, Google"

XXX: Greetings

YYYY :
%sender %sender %

How much is 2+2?

There are 3 attempts!

(The Automatic Message)

XHH: 4

YYY: You have guessed!

XXX: Did you guess?? to
This is a crazy spam bot!! I knew!! to

And your parents are also happy when the lights cut off and you finally break off the comp?))) My dad yesterday when the light was cut out shouted "Hello to the mountains of light".

The sanitary enters.
I asked the pencil first.
entered returned
Then shrink.
Such a modest
Then he asks
You have the internet yes.
Oh the internet
There is everything there.
Almost everything
What about the creation of our universe?
must seek
clearly

and left
I’ll print it, I’ll take it.)
While he walked with the shark.
quietly without words left next to his tool on the window
Happy came in.
thanked
He told his opinion.
ppc
Life is such a thing.
Whoever makes the sort of things he thinks about what he will leave behind in this world.
Unlike those who are filled.

Blonde> C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc\hosts – where is it?? to

Coach at the Yacht Club "Leader":
So, guys... Either you’re putting yourself out in full and doing everything to win, or the next time on your T-shirts the letter “L” will be very difficult to cure from the letter “P”!

I sit in the server room, the admin in the headphones that everyone is listening listening for a long time, hits the switch and the headphones turned off, the sound went from the speakers: "How to calm down from stress. The second chapter"

On the box is written: Handsfree. And the following translation is "hands. free of charge" o_o

And why can’t I ever read the correct phrase from the first time: “I’ve already sent you?”
Because they can’t write it right from the first time.
c) DH

xxx: It seems like all KISS songs on the same theme - "let's fight"!
YYY: No, there are even more anti-war.
xxx: Agha - "war of the hook, let's fight"

How to reinstall Win XP if you have an Office 2003 and Office 2007 disk?
I thought for a long time what to answer...

As my acquaintance says: Berks are universal shoes, they are equally dirty and in winter, and in the mountains, on the alloy, and in diving, and with a parachute :)