t1: I went to sort with the tablet, and I read the air refresher all the time. :)

Love is when sometimes a loved one wants to strike, stifle, knock something heavy, but to get away from it - NEVER!

It is as impossible as making a person laugh and cry at the same time.
YYY: What is this impossible? Just simply. Tell a very funny joke to a man with broken ribs.
zzz: Tell someone that he has won in the lottery, but to get the win must sign a paper sent through the Russian Post, get money from Sberbank and make a mortgage.
XXX: Yes, a bad example

The correspondence of the shift of those. The support:
Black Rider: Are you here?
See also: AGA
Black Rider: Andrei went out to eat, and I definitely need to fuck, insure you?
Oleg: No, you are there by yourself.

This lack of sleep... Although at my age, in any state, I should know: first shake the juice, then open the lid. Not the opposite...

Ray: How are you doing, by the way?
Cannes: It’s very silly.
We decided to get married...

He is not stupid, but is easier to ask than to guess. he as if cut off, looking for hollow WiFi didn't find, but it turned out in his house there is an office line, wearing a suit that sister for the wedding bought, wear a sleeve, came, I like that, from that, you can call to clarify, sat on the household opened a notebook, what it was hollowed, then with a serious view, I now give you the information on the electronic skin, tell me the password from WiFi...still use, and you are talking stupid

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Be human, please do not comment on every quote. How many can read the same on the main / in fresh. Keep your opinion on your own, because everyone is flattered.
With respect Fedor.

Here is this:
here here :

A man comes into the store and says.
I am from Rusalko.
Yes it happens.
- Fuck me from the Russian Alcohol company, show me the vitrines!! to

When I was a student, I worked as a salesman in a supermarket. And here, on my first day at work, when nothing seemed to predict trouble, a aunt approached me and said:
I am a snowman. Has my goods arrived?
I answered, say, a minute, now I will clarify. And she went to scare all the sellers with the message that there was some Snowmen there, and she wondered if her goods had arrived. However, no one could understand what Snowden was and what kind of goods she needed. I went back to her to find out what she needed, and it turned out that she was a sales representative of the company, and she was interested in the canned vegetables of this brand.
I look all forgotten about a guy from the company Russian Window, who knocked on the door and imagined Jasruskina?

Strange that you are so afraid.
Next time you try, for example, to hide a tail under your clothes, rather than carry it in your hands.

The most important thing to do in the state of drunkenness is to understand that you are in the present time, not in the past, and any of your offenses can not be changed in the future.

The cat caught the bird. She tortured, played, shattered, almost killed, pressed to the heart with a soft, nailless leg and licked out.
This world is full of love.

Talked to the faithful about strangers... Fuck to say to a pregnant wife "Of course it is unpleasant when something alive comes out of you!"

Comments to ~164GB distribution on torrent tracker
Saten: Don’t leave the distribution for 50 years until I jump.

I’m almost 32 years old and only today, when I read about Easter Borderlands 2, I learned that Scrooge’s nephews were actually called Hughes, Louis and Dewey. I was 100% sure they were Tilly, Billy, Willy! and Ponca is Webby.

> Yes, give the Ministry of Emergencies earthquakes to clear and deepen the river streams. Call it
> "Prevention of emergency situations" And money can even be given the same amount, and even
> and more.

Theft will be impossible or very difficult. Here is the river, here is the sewage of the soil, here is the place where all this was exported - you can measure everything with accuracy to the percentage of how much work has been done. Prices are also known for all of this, and it will not be possible to overestimate them. Maximum - outlets on purchases, but there will also be copies.

Are there other questions?

You are my favorite second half!
I want to be the first and only one!
M is OK. You are my favorite first half!
So, who is your second half?? to

You can imagine what a member I would have had if I had such a car? <link to card>
She: Maybe I’m bored, but it’s a tuning jaguar. The initial price is approximately 110k Euro. Suppose they did not use a base fork, so the amount stretches to 350k. Complete reworking of the body + another 40-150k. Average: the member for 280k is quite large, but still smaller than the members of the owners of a veyron or a maybach. What other erotic fantasies do you have to destroy before the lunch break is over?

X: My dreams are brilliant: when travelling between stars, you have to put fish in your mouth so that oil does not get into your mouth when you arrive on another planet.
Y: Do not listen to Aguzarov for the night anymore.

Listen, and bring me your photo!
M: Something did not find his fresh photo, sent a photo of his cat.