My mom came back from the market and said:

I bought some big, three pieces. Pretend with the seller whether they get 2 in the backpack or not. I tell her, give two in the backpack and one in the hand, well, or if, on the contrary, one in the hand and two in the backpack... And both minutes hanged for five. We hear that something is wrong here, and what is wrong, we cannot understand...

I look for a rental apartment, consider different options, look for cheaper, the brain is all the time busy with this topic. At night, I dream of being in the Gordon Freeman costume at Ravenholm. Killed all the zombies in one house, and then the brain strikes the thought: here is she, the apartment! And for free! The rest of the sleep brought order there and pulled all the furniture that she could only find nearby.The final was the wonderfully found cute curtains! Women are like women... Kill a crowd of zombies to seize an apartment and hang curtains!

I go to the park with my dog. A boy aged 13-15. He threw a pack of chips on the ground and went on. Charlie (the dog) picked up a package and gave it to the young man. He got ashamed, he took the package from the dog’s mouth and went to the nearest rubbish bowl. My dog walked next to him, not lowering his eyes until the boy threw out the pack)

My gynecologist said I had an abortion. I almost got to Rogan, I couldn’t prove that he was wrong. He is a doctor. I have never had an abortion and have never been pregnant. I haven’t found anything on the forum or on Google about this. It’s really funny, I don’t even know what to think. You can send me here, but maybe someone has encountered this. Interesting is. And anonymously.

The genitals are supplied with blood from the internal artery. Fucking in socks is more pleasant, because the legs do not freeze.
Mutants are fucking.

I tried wet toilet paper for the first time. Feelings are similar to communicating with a subordinate.

And the rottening of America is always accompanied by a decline in the rate of the ruble to the dollar?

A country that lives in the past and will remain.

by CUD. The case of excess speed. The citizen walked on the track with a speed of somewhere 170 km / h, and you can - 110. This is a serious case - 6 holes, a driving ban for six months and two thousand fines. The citizen, however, has circumstances - he broke the spidometer, and broke in a vicious and harmful way - stuck with a arrow. That is, he moved, but he did not climb above 100. The police confirm: indeed, stuck, we checked. The mechanic confirms, so and so, this nature of the breakdown, indeed, from 0 to 100 shows (although not without focuses), and for a hundred - does not go. The insurance company agrees. So the rights were not taken, the affairs were not launched, but a certain number of holes were made and a fine was taken, although not so large. Why is? And because - according to the judge - when the cows on the boards merge into one, it is possible and should be noticed that something is not quite the same with speed.

With the help of a hammer you killed dozens of people and robbed hundreds. What can you say as an excuse?
The accused, sit down and stop speaking.

I look at "NATIONAL GEJGRAFIC WILD" about domestic cats in the suburbs of London. The host tells us that the cat of free pasture usually considers its territory the house where it lives, the garden at the house and the garden of the neighbors. He prefers to live in his neighbor’s garden rather than in his own.
They look like people, aren’t they?

Hello to you! What news?
Sasha Gray is back in the sport.
Amy, what news do you have?! to
I haven’t played a lot of sport for a long time.)

The blade! If you think foods are made of calories, then the bulb is made of kilowatt!

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Guess what I eat?
The marinated cucumbers!
As in the song.)
WOW: In what song?
Oh well in the song)
XHH: About the strawberries
I planted marinated cucumbers, aa...
HHH: Did you hear it?
and aluminum)
LOL, what is it?
Tagged: aluminum peppers
Hahahaha, you are humorous.
I am serious.
Oh yeah, well...
Googled Googled
Theme: Blythe
Would you go crazy?))
My life will never be the same again...

Alcohol and tobacco prices in Ukraine will gradually rise to the level of European
SERP: Gadizza, I want Spanish wine for 65 cents per liter ))

I come back from work late in the car, and I gained a dull habit: to eat something from fast food for the night, in the end I sleep dull and the stomach hurts. To somehow disappoint myself I recorded a video in which I seem to tell myself that I am from the future, DO NOT DO THIS, otherwise tomorrow you will be very bad etc, all this with proper intonation, artistic and background music, I always come back at about one time, so I put this video to run by a timer in a smartphone that hangs on the glass. And everything was fine, until at one moment, I didn’t get to drive a girl to a colleague from work, with whom we have a long time already mutual sympathy. Well, along the way we got stuck with languages and not only... On the back seat we have the very height of the process, and here it means working a reminder. I really hope that the poor girl is well with her psyche, but her face I will remember for a long time.

Politicians are goats, lying and not red.
And the people are lambs, listening and believing.
zzz: do you have a nostalgia about the transmission "dialogue about animals"?

I am an engineer with two higher education, I am quite able to go to the market on Saturday morning for a cross screw and the key to 13, and then self-sufficiently twist the bed. Even from the Mushroom.
Natasha, you are a girl!

They sit... My husband solved the problem radically – he immediately balds!

xxx: Are you ready to sacrifice your eye for the ability to photograph everything you see at any moment?
Is it not suitable for the army?
XXX: They will be taken to the exploration. No need to pull the equipment.
zzz:Good, in the air reconnaissance.They will be attached to the delta plane - you will be a drone