Praised his wife for skillful handles, economics and active creation of comfort. She, thoughtfully stumbling out, says:

Yes, not every ball gets its matroskin.

I don't know how in your cities and in your childhood, and in my city and in my (Soviet) childhood, bottles of 0.5 of lemonade or beer were called "cheburash".
We were told by a chemistry teacher who came to our city by distribution after the institute, how the stupor fell from what was seen in the
Advertising store: "Pets are accepted in unlimited quantities".

After visiting the cemetery (going to grandmother and grandfather), the parents decided that the next time you will have to take more salt and a knife with you. If I hadn't been with them then, I would have thought they had an interesting secret life :D

I cannot write:
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How long will you drag young children to movies 16+ and above? You don’t want your kids to grow up as psychopaths, but you drag an eight-year-old child into an adult movie. There is nakedness, blood and violence on the screen. But it does not stop you!
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a few years ago in theaters was such a movie "muwi 43", I do not remember what was the rating, but the movie is very cool and very funny. And here despite the rating some couple of young parents decided to go to this movie with the child. Even the administrators came to them late, who explained very convincingly that there was no place for the child here. But these minors with hygiatry said that modern children are already aware of everything and nothing terrible will happen to the child.
But when the movie began (if I’m not mistaken, in one story Hugh Jackman appeared with eggs on his neck, in another the bridegroom wanted to smite the bride, etc.) this hearing was already quieter and more modest. They did not sit until the end of the film.
To be honest, I even what they dropped.

In the blogs came the phrase "we moved from Decartov "I think, therefore I exist" to "I feel, and therefore shut down"";

The Euro Network. Mother and daughter come in and get in line at the box office. My mom asks if they put on the MTs. The daughter replies, “Mom, they put it on everyone!”

Because of the increasing cases of "desert" the window in the male toilet of the ZAGS was shut down.

The news:
The former General of Drug Control was appointed as the temporary head of the Chuvashia Road Administration.

The commentary:
Looking at our roads, even in the Chuvas government realized that drug control will not hinder our road drivers.

Walked with his wife on a large building market, could not find "boys" from the same department. They came to their desk, the computer, the phones are lying, the keys are some. A guard was sleeping nearby. At our question, he said, “Yes, they’re going somewhere here. He wrapped his hand in the air and fell asleep again.
We came to the table again. They waited, they waited... Suddenly, the wife whispered loudly and asked: “Honey, there is a video camera here?”" The security guard suddenly woke up, came down and brought the missing boy.

And the fund itself will settle the relationship with alimony owners, the organization will do it easier than a private person. But who will do that... you are there somehow. Hold on...
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We have hundreds, if not thousands of such funds... There is EVERYTHING calculated... Wages, awards, staff of lawyers, taxes... EVERYTHING, except the payments themselves... For example, the Russian copyright society :)

A very cheerful father named his son Jehovah to cheer over his witness at the wedding.

My dear brother, start from the beginning:

Could it start with the fact that an adult aunt would be good to think with a strong head before giving birth to a fool? I do not believe that everyone should be born. Is there a shortage of fools in this country?

I fell in love with you, married with you, and then "it’s too hard" – is it how to see from the beginning? Well, according to your logic, if the guy is foolish and moldy, then maybe he should also think before running ahead of the demonstration to strike a child? It's always my grandmother's fault in everything (I didn't see the fool in time!And she has all the consequences.

I was all on the maternal line to give birth easily at 20 and 40. Children in families from 2 to 5 (!). Real stories when I dug a potato, and in 3 hours gave birth. The sister's photos from the maternity house sent an hour after the birth with a smile and makeup. And I went to my dad’s home, from which no one to my conscious age was left to tell.
2 years after the birth. They ask when we will go for the second, and I have not been treated after the first. A complete misunderstanding from the relatives.

here here :

In Scotland, the penguin conducted a military inspection and received the title of General.

They smoke hardly. Surprisingly, the news is not from the Netherlands or Colombia.

Such Scots have what to smash, and without Dutch with Colombian substances.

The Oak E1:
Camrad Cav: Cucumbers are not food for men.
Birds: Don’t worry about it. Everything is possible this winter.
Kamrad Cav: I'll press - I'll give away the bottles, I'll buy a bull
Ptceed: Not everyone has decent savings

is normal. A girlfriend with a foam in her mouth proved to me how wonderful her new man is. And that he doesn't pay for his children, it's not his fault, and this straw is his ex-wife. He hanged a bunch of children on him only to shake up, and he didn't want to, and at all, neither sleep nor spirit... whether these children are also not known...
In general, the white and puffy benchmark of a real man got into the nail-like legs of a man. It is clear. And now guess three times who the next child grows up alone from the standard. And without food. The following paragraph justifies this. You are talking about ostracism.

I remember when we were 10 years old, my friend and I played the movie "Three Xs" with Vin Diesel. There were ice tricks and action. One day my friend’s older brother brought a disc, and it was written by the flommaster XX, and we, delighted to be able to see the movie again, used this disc. Surprise has no limits.

He breaks into a conversation and begins to rush insults - exactly a fool. Uncle, put the lobby, I’ll leave a warning for normal people on it.
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My grandmother called an ambulance in the middle of the night. Desperate, the doctor listened to her complaints about the inflammation of an unknown hernia. He filled the syringe with salt, dropped his grandmother’s pants and almost died of laughter. Through the pot of impressive sizes in large letters was written in green: "Baby lies!".

Bailey is a joke.

If you like someone, you may not know him well.

From Gicktaims, from the discussion of electrical acne.

Q: Has anyone tried it? What is the taste?

YYY: like the 9 Volt Crown... only more powerful...