Blonde: Are you offended?
Winnisepu: I never offend fools, children and women.
Blonde: So I’m still a fool like you!! to
WINNIZEPU: I don’t even know what to answer now...

“No matter how bad you are, others will probably do it better.“Ivory Shirt”

One lady is imaginative, in every strange man she sees a potential maniac, even after a walk with a dog she tries to enter the entrance so that she can ride in the elevator alone.
And these days, after a evening walk with her little dog, she goes into the elevator, presses the button of her upper floor - and then a typhoon jumps into the elevator with a thirty-year-old... She feels his bad fluids with all the fibers of the soul and is just already sure of his dirty intentions, which is confirmed by his question:
A girl?
A friend swallowed a bite in her throat and whispered, almost wet:
– No...
And then on the face of the ambal reflected a sincere confusion - he questioningly looks at his girlfriend's dog and asks:
Why a bandit?
The girlfriend also lowers her eyes and gets stuck in the shovkin red batch...

Excessive use of alcohol can cause - prostitutes!

He said, “I hate cravates.
Strange, you like the striptease.

The accuracy worked out over the years is not only when Mavrin throws the mediators in the same chair at his concerts.

This is when you pour a glass of juice at night in the kitchen, drink it on the way to the room, put it on the table in the dark... and get into the glass already standing on the table!! to

by Ed Vansed:
Satan will come to you and offer you to join his army.
by Ed Vansed:
Would you agree?
The Granite:
The devil knows, but if Satan comes to me, I will first get a good break.

Someone wrote:
One blonde creature has been in contact with the nick Sweet Princess for 22 years
I like noisy companies. I love when gifts are given!!! Go to the shops!! I love the Teddy Mice! Hanging in contact. Go to clubs, go crazy. Look at the world "Through pink glasses"... because pink is MY LOVE COLOR... well, not only pink, but also blue and blue, and I forgot about grey))))..I dream of having everything in these colors****, I am the girl of the ball!!!!!! And my interests were: volleyball,, basketball,, cycling,, skating,, rolls..... short dresses, narrow jeans,, mini shirts,, mini shorts))) shirts,, long nails, fitness, like shirts from PATRIZA PEPE,,,, FURLA>>>>ME//XX/ PEPE Jeans.. and many others... don’t like to write.
Favorite music: >>>>>>
Favorite Movies: No Favorite Just Like:
Favorite TV shows: when nothing to watch You can house 2 to watch,,,,,,, your game... Laughter without a prAvil... Kill the League. and etc.
I forgot when I last read it!!! I read the newspaper every day!!! GLAMUR.......COSMOPOLITTAN-sHoPPiNg.....no and others

O_O Oyaebub writer, to sterilization immediately!
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Their own game??? O_O

The neighbor went to wash his socks. In the second half of the night.
Shredder: I thought I was sleeping, washing quietly. And we have our dishes :)
Shredder: I have already started to fall asleep, here the whistle whispered a small type of fork, the neighbor as a whistle on the whole block "Fuck!and "
Shredder: is not burning :)

Judging by the ratings of quotes, they are not so much appreciated by those who evaluated them, but by those who understood them.

Mikhail Sergeevich, No. 76711, is a shit!

I pass by the shelter, opposite the windows of which there is a transformator cabin. On her wall: “Masha, I don’t love you anymore! Now I love the pellets!and "

I guess I did not eat it, and I did not eat it ?

The guy bought a rollon, and there was no package of oil in it... well he took it and wrote an angry letter on soap to them.

One day they received a package with 100 packs of roton.

in the forum

Should baby water be boiled or can it just be heated?

Answer: I do not boil because my daughter drinks from the bath and lickes the floor.
I think it is unnecessary in such conditions.

I: Where are you studying?
It is: not where. I don’t work and I don’t study. I am not a fool!! It is time! I am smart

Wives are evil. They are itching and prohibiting their husbands from sitting online at night.
Husbands are even more evil. They pick up the internet and sit alone.

xxx: I went to the universe on the budget))) start drinking!
YYY: I got paid, I stopped...

Bini: What is your name?
<<Lik@>>: My name is Lila.
Bini: a beautiful name
<<Lik@>>: Thank you very much. did not expect
bini: hit in the asya me love
There was something in my chest again.
I sit, I guess
Happened to Nashville?

Did I expect that?

Figure from advertisers. The new 360. Did you know that up to 90% of harmful bacteria accumulate not on teeth, but on the cheeks and tongue? New Colgate 360" and td by text. I am afraid to think what will happen next. You know that up to 90% of harmful bacteria accumulate not on the teeth, neither the cheeks, nor even the tongue! They all sit in the esophagus and stomach! New colgate "Two meters", healthy teeth and a clean stomach" Further reflection on this topic is terrifying.
Pavlentiy

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Mihanic: As far as I am concerned, I have been married for a long time.
Mihanic: in his work
Mihanic: And the only question I have to solve every day,
Mihanic: this is "who is above today"