1 - Found a vacancy, in an intimate shop))
1 - the most funny thing is to meet acquaintances there) I and my girlfriend went to one store and talked to the seller, from where we got there) she told stories about how they came to her almost paying with masks on the face) so that no one would know don't give god anyone))))
Well, what’s wrong with this is the stupid public opinion.
1 - we are raising children so that sex is a taboo and bad, then we are surprised that they are hiding in cages and afraid to talk about this topic with parents. It is better to know from a friend or from an inuit.
2 - Son, it's a ZBS, but you can't shake a lot, or it's going to be a piss-bobo, but it's a little bit possible.
1 - you can't, you will blind))) hands will be hairy))) that they still say)) and some especially heart-hearted parents then remove the doors with the cock in the child's room, so that they don't get lonely)))
Girl, don’t be ashamed to lose the bean too.
2 - The most wasteful will be when the daughter approaches you and says "Mom teach me to masturbate"
2 - and you're like that in the evening "Daughter Hare Mlikat, go my hand and eat"
1 - :DDDD

Our full-time 1C programmer, who has worked in the company for three years, gathers on Monday for an interview with another company and issues:
So then! I have three days to teach 1C.

If on the back of the footballers instead of the number to write the price notes (the cost of the transfer + platoon), I think the spectacularity will increase a lot, at the same time we will see clearly how many millions are running on the field at the moment and kicking the ball.

In our office sit three women of different, but quite fertile, age and a young boy practitioner. It is hot, there is no air conditioning, the windows are on the grid from the inside, so you can open the clutch for 10-15 centimeters. At the height of the working day, some smoked puppy jumps into this gap and begins to panic around the office, sowing confusion among the female part of the team and misunderstanding among the male. Her hands, of course, do not catch, back into the window gap to escape, and what to do with it is unclear. Finally, the boy recalls "We'll live until Monday", breaks off his shirt and puts on a feathered shame. Women immediately begin to gather around him, overwhelmed by curiosity. The door opens, a male boss enters, and he sees a half-naked boy, surrounded by three employees with burning eyes and greedy hands stretching forward. The MHAT pause hangs, after which the boss pronounces:
You can’t wait until evening, so stay closed.
He leaves, knocking the door.
How we all look in the eyes of our colleagues now is unclear.

When the wife went to her girlfriend for the fifth time in a week, the husband immediately called a taxi and asked to follow her quietly. Eventually, a taxi stopped in front of the public house. Angry, he said to the taxi driver, “Do you want to earn a hundred dollars? Come in and pull that shit here!” After a while, the taxi driver returns, throws a whispering and resistant grandmother into the car and screams, "Hold her!" “But this is not my wife!” The man objected. “I know. This is mine. Now I am yours.”

And what, the number of breasts can vary as much as the color? In the sense - without mutations, and within the norm to vary?

Maybe yes. Usually eight, but maybe seven or nine. Someone counted 10. We asked the veterinarian about our cat, he said: seven is a variant of the norm.

A pop-up pillow and tables can be thrown in the bathroom, in the kitchen or on the balcony. Even if the curtain is 4 meters away, it is conditional.
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The poor vanilla.

I see an advertisement on the dating site:

"I am looking for nipples in a cute pussy 18 - 25 years old.
I’ll be able to find my puppet."

So we live........

Are you not angry?
Max for what?
Mariana: I don’t know
Max : No
Maryam is fine.

"In the United States, a police officer shot a deaf driver".

The Anchorage:
The KGB arrested:
Not our man. An enemy of the people!
What did he say?
and nothing. He is deaf. I don’t care about that look!

Are you interested in the new Star Wars? But there, by the way, will be a completely unusual story this time - they will blow up the Death Star!

xxx: As a person with a musical education, I tell you that there is a point in the tenth order.
YYY: I have a point on the ninth. Production of closed joint-stock company "Accord".
Maybe that’s why it was closed.

xxx congratulates yyy on her birthday

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YYY: Better babblow... butterfly then will apply!

Why are you so attached to Kilidor, Rizette and Babenton? As if you had no gangsters in your childhood.

Belcantante: It would still be great to name the store "Stolen". People will be drawn to it - because it is clear that things there should be cheap and high quality.

who are constantly whispering here about bad roads, nonexistent medicine and the lack of urban grants.
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a) the roads are fully paid by transportation tax, not by wage taxes;
b) I was personally in a state medical institution in 2001 (certificate when working - there was not paid) and in 2010 (similarly);
I don’t use the kindergarten and I’m not interested.
And because of the above, I personally will go on, because I see no sense in paying taxes for the yachts and planes of our officials. And the saved funds are much easier for me to spend on pension, without the mediation of good uncle from the PFR.

For a long time, I noticed that it has become fashionable to wrap up jeans, wrinkle ankles. When will it be fashionable to wear jeans rubbed to holes between the legs? I have a good collection.)

I go home. Meeting a man:

What kind of city is this?

and Yekaterinburg

... again...?! to

I am studying at the Civil Aviation Academy. Once upon a time, this story happened to our group. In a couple, the new prede decided to joke and awaken the Mongol sitting next to me, who was holding his head with his hand. Quietly crawled, showed everyone "tssss", we are silent, the paddle leaned to him to scream in the ear. “I am not sleeping!” “My eyes are like that,” he added.

“Well, sorry... I thought we were a free country, in which two men have the right, by mutual consent, to fill each other’s mouths.