Mytilus G.: Press the button "Hui" - "Control Panel" - "Administration" - "Services".
Why is the button fucking? In other words, it is called a launch.
Mytilus G.: I don’t know what your name is, but I have "huy".
The Aztec hacker! XD is

I thought, if the men are measured with pipes, in the bath, then it is probably p@d@rases t.k. Ordinary men do not get up in the bathroom.

Comments to a photo from a dating site:
15.08.09 17:34
girl, don't think I'm a perverse, but I would charge you between the breasts! )))

I work as an office manager, among other things, I have to answer calls.
In the morning, I hear a phrase from my friend:
“Love, what are you, the moon?
What did you take?
You woke up at three and a half at night, dressed in shoes!She approached the computer desk, took a cell phone, put it to her ear and said, “Hello, I’m listening to you, you’re trying to call, you’re putting your phone in place, you’re going back, you’re taking off your shoes and going to bed!” 0 0 0
Maybe I just dreamed of a job...

I read the English-language ICQ forum, discuss the problem of connectivity, and I encounter the post:
"And I have the same problem the last 5 days. I don’t know English, so I write in Russian."
After several English posts, another Russian writes a solution to the problem.

This morning I woke up at 5 a.m. and decided to go out to the balcony to smoke. A day ago, my brother picked up a fireplace in the form of a F1 hand grenade. I go out on the balcony, smoke and, throwing the lighthouse in my hand, look at the new car in the yard with an open head. At this time, a 40 year old aunt goes out to smoke on the balcony. He looks at me, nervously throws:"Hello, Ilya!" and quickly falls back onto the flat. I first don’t catch up and start to look at myself, what’s wrong with me... And then I realize that I’m wearing camouflage pants, a sleeve with a raised fist, wrapped with a clutch wire, an army cap... hair curling like Che Guevara, a week’s squeeze on my moustache, and I look apathetically at an expensive foreigner with a cigarette in her teeth, throwing a grenade...

Here I sit and wait for my FSB curator to come.

Status of VKontakte:
Dmitry Podrezov will soon build his bordell. Poetry and Chess.

When a girl says she’s soft and hairy, it’s worth thinking... and suddenly she’s really fat and unshaken.

Google News: "Pensioner on "Jigul" broke into the Kremlin".
I only think that this is the grandfather on the green six, and that he will get to everyone.

xxx: In short, I went into that hole - very narrow there, barely passed. He helped there and broke everything as a result.
YYY: O_o
Oh Oh Oh Dad! It is not you.
WOW: What are you doing there?! to
The paper in the printer is stuck. I was told how to get her, I started pulling her, and she broke. A good word, Dad! I am at work.
WOW : Okay! I believe. :D

Introduction to work:
"We have three big asses right now. In the opposite direction"

Glum (12:16:10 19/08/2009)
Shhas lawyer told how one guy two boys on a toned 14 command =)

Mithya (12:16:43 19/08/2009)
? to toys

Glum (12:17:27 19/08/2009)
he went through the pedestrian and they almost stunned him with a scream where much hairy, on which the guy jumped his body from scale to the hole, while well bended him and the car cracked the headlights, he immediately picked Gibb.

Glum (12:17:48 19/08/2009)
The haishnikovs arrived and, according to the full program, removed these puppies.

Glum (12:18:27 19/08/2009)
Here is this

Mithya (12:23:41 19/08/2009)

MOORka: in the headline on the site is written the name of the party: "Egyptian Russia". Unfortunately, there was a problem on the subject...

Today (23:36:34 19/08/2009)
physiology is physiology, but sooner or later to want to get stuck with the nose in the shoulder of that one, and all night to be afraid to move, so that he does not wake up. And with a smile listen to his singing or snoring. Then crack the tap on the mouth so that it stops and sleeps peacefully next to it again!)

One blonde creature has been in contact with the nick Sweet Princess for 22 years
I like noisy companies. I love when gifts are given!!! Go to the shops!! I love the Teddy Mice! Hanging in contact. Go to clubs, go crazy. Look at the world "Through pink glasses"... because pink is MY LOVE COLOR... well, not only pink, but also blue and blue, and I forgot about grey))))..I dream of having everything in these colors****, I am the girl of the ball!!!!!! And my interests were: volleyball,, basketball,, cycling,, skating,, rolls..... short dresses, narrow jeans,, mini shirts,, mini shorts))) shirts,, long nails, fitness, like shirts from PATRIZA PEPE,,,, FURLA>>>>ME//XX/ PEPE Jeans.. and many others... don’t like to write.
Favorite music: >>>>>>
Favorite Movies: No Favorite Just Like:
Favorite TV shows: when nothing to watch You can house 2 to watch,,,,,,, your game... Laughter without a prAvil... Kill the League. and etc.
I forgot when I last read it!!! I read the newspaper every day!!! GLAMUR.......COSMOPOLITTAN-sHoPPiNg.....no and others

O_O Oyaebub writer, to sterilization immediately!

I was caught screaming at the exam.
"God, buy your tickets!"

Alexey: I shave my eggs and tell my girlfriend to shave too.
Does your girlfriend have eggs??? O_O

She (15:24:26 18/08/2009)
Do you have milk soup?

She (15:26:55 18/08/2009)
There is no milk.

He (15:31:14 18/08/2009)
Here they talked.

xxx: joke this morning from the management: rewritten from the morning all men without cravings and in jeans
And all the ladies with open shoulders and open shoes.
Deduction from Z/P for unconstitutional appearance

xxx: as a result, the network fell - the Aitishnikov were taken by the entire department

I clean up the audience. Around full of buttocks: repairs have begun, a bunch of boards, sticks, heavy tools... I bathe under the barrel, I collect small garbage. Here comes a couple and without noticing me begins a dialogue:

D: I need to talk to you.
P, obviously feeling bad: yeah, let’s go.
D: We have to break up.
Q: Why is it?! to
D: You’re too good, too beautiful for me... and in general...
P is waiting.

The man looks at the audience. He raises a stick, pretending to fuck her. He leaves. He lifts someone abandoned. He pretends again. He smiles and turns to the girl. I am already preparing to jump out of the shelter and cut it off with a hammer. Here he does the unexpected:

P is holding.
He stretches her loose. The girl in Ahaia. I too.
Q: Now you’re going to beat me in the mouth until I’m going to be crazy enough for you.

A long pause. They have forgotten the kiss. I carefully walked through the second exit until something hotter began.