Have you gone crazy??? How is it to not lick in the winter? They are so delicious in the winter!! to

Is there anything that the child needs to give time and not to be detached from it?

Work also takes time, otherwise there is no money for the wife and children.

xxx: My mother called me and said: today your son (he is 5 years old) glued the cushions and condemned your mother, it doesn’t work.
XHH: And I came across that, he said, it was my husband and I who taught him to speak this way.
I did not remind my mom that since May the child lives with her in the country, and we come only on weekends. Who is to blame now?

With my present mind - and back to the past! I would have made stupid things more interesting.

Why can programmers discuss someone else’s code and doctors can’t? It is also funny: Petrov is an anesthesiologist, accustomed to the undocumented capabilities of Novocain firm A, did not take into account that the bug was fixed in firm B, and then the patient's cardiogram fell and did not rise.

We know these marketing tricks in the marketplace. You click on the link, and there "the goods are not for sale, you may be interested in a horse in a coat, leave your coordinates, the horse is already flying a arrow".

Beahten z bitte, property grammarnaci herren und freylain. Remember the film "Rice Sonja", well there where Sonja with the breasts, and Schwartz - with the sword, there is still a macro-picture "ah you are #bany you are on #you" with him? The barbar is called Calidor. Cigarettes are not really in this movie, but still something interferes with the eye. Live with that knowledge.

Advice at the bottom

How to turn off the cat.
1st Close the cat with a blanket (can be added to the stomach). The cat gets warm while sleeping. Minus: do not use if you turn in sleep, to avoid cat injuries.
2nd Grizzly the cat, he will sleep. Minus is the same.
Three A little more difficult: play with the cat shortly before going to bed. The cat completely escaped. Then feed it. The cat will fall asleep quickly. If the cat is young, you will get tired much earlier than the cat.

Sex education in school... pfff!

In the Soviet sample anatomy textbook, the reproduction chapter is located at the very end. Usually, when it came to it, it was spring red, everyone was given the blades in their hands and went to dig a fun area, avoiding an uncomfortable conversation for the teachers. At least, it was so with my older brother, several acquaintances and a cousin... On the day of the lesson, the rain went through the wall, the neighbor’s house was not visible in the window, gardening was excluded. Lyudmila Alexandrovna, red and pale, told us the textbook.

To talk about licking hives in the winter:

Do you know why women paint their lips? In order not to stick to the frostbite" (KVN, Ural peelmen)

M: I really want to go on vacation.
You are a freelancer! You are on Schrödinger’s vacation.

violets, < female dogs>, have the tendency to grow and produce vegetative shrubs. Flower, <woman, often changing sexual partners>, strangely beautiful hairy flowers, <direction to the male reproductive organ>. How to take care of them properly, I do not mind. They are afraid of the light, and men who prefer sexual partners of their sex do not have as much water as they need.

Go to the cafe?
I can’t, I’m on diet.
What kind of diet?
- financial

My Grandfather (1904) He had four classes of education, but his children were so motivated that two of them became candidates of sciences (philologists), and the third was my mother.

One day I, just in second grade, came to my grandfather for a visit, and in the evening when the work in the village was already done, he sat down to me and asked:

Which subject do you like the most at school?

and mathematics.

So, my granddaughter, you have this task. Three rubles in rubles, a ruble in fifths, a ruble and a fifth, three copies per copey and a copey.

I thought, I put the numbers on paper and gave a response.

"Young man, I see you know how to count, and once so, look, with these words, my grandfather got ten rubles out of his pocket and put it on the table, this ruble will be yours if you solve another task, or guess the answer.



- I decide, of course, I have only five in mathematics at school and I know the entire table of multiplication.

Then listen to. A bunch of goats flew, and one goat met her, and the goat said, “Hello a hundred goats!” And the goats say to him, “We are not a hundred. If there were so many, and so many, and so many, and so many, and so many, and so many, and so many, and so many, then there would be a hundred of us.

I thought for a long time, a day I thought two thought, three - the task is not solved.

“No,” said the grandfather, “that means the money will wait until you solve the task.

At that time, for ten Soviet rubles, such a shet like me, could gather all my friends, get stuck in the store with candy, cookies, lemonade and everything that the soul wishes and cuddles not one day. Since then, mathematics has become for me, not an abstract boring subject, but a real way to enrich. I taught her that the next time, I would destroy my grandfather, and he asked me new and new tasks until I realized that there was no limit to perfection. I’ve never been able to make a red card.)



P.S As a result, I became a teacher of mathematics and worked in school for more than 25 years.

I was 6. In the duet, where I was dancing, I decided to hold an exhibition of aquarium fish. Mom, knowing about my love for everything living and the passionate dream of my own pet, tried not to let me there, because the poster meant "Exhibition-sale" and not just "exhibition". The grandmother, who was the supervisor of the exhibition, looked at our dispute, and then, looking melancholy into the ceiling, said:



Of course I do not want to say anything. But the girl can go for free, she is not yet seven.



My mother told me to go alone, knowing that without her and the money I would definitely not be able to buy anything.



“I don’t want to say anything,” the grandmother said. But with you the girl will be more interesting.



Mom thought, agreed and we went to see. The old lady was very interesting about everyone, there were no visitors except us, and she was everywhere with us. I admired the fish, the donkeys (I don’t know what they did at the exhibition of aquarium fish). Then I saw the frogs, and the frogs were just the coolest, they were so fun swimming after each other, and in general they were perfect. I began to look with complaining eyes and subtly hint that I needed one. My mother said:



No, it is probably too expensive...



I do not want to say anything! The grandmother intervened. - Such a frog is worth (a large amount, I don't remember exactly, but I't buy it), but these frogs are sold (a very small amount, I was given so much to school for lunch).



Okay, said my mother. I need an aquarium. Aquarium is expensive.



Soon is my birthday, I went in. This is what you will give me for my birthday.



“There are two weeks until my birthday,” my mother said. How would a frog live without an aquarium? We go on our birthday and buy it. A sinister plan. The exhibition lasted the last days, as my mother later admitted.



“I don’t want to say anything, of course,” said the grandmother, and her mother trembled nervously. But the frog will live perfectly in a three-litre bowl until you buy an aquarium.



My mother did not give up either. But we still have to bring her home, we have nothing with us.



I’ll give you a litre bottle! The old lady smiled, whom I practically worshipped at that moment. And a marble to cover.



The disarmed mother breathed. Choose a frog.



“I don’t want to say anything,” said the grandmother. But one frog will be boring, take a couple. Let the girl choose, and you and I will pick up an aquarium with a discount.



This is how the frogs appeared. I still think that old lady is one of the best sellers I’ve ever seen in my life. When my mom was against even just going in, selling her as a result of frogs and ordering an aquarium - this is what you need to be able to do.



Mom then admitted that she hoped the frogs would die quickly, but Ludwig and Peppi lived a happy fourteen-year life. There was an interesting case with Peppi when her foot was accidentally eaten by a red-eared turtle, but then Peppi, being planted in a separate bowl right in front of my eyes, slowly regenerated the lost limb.

geektimes, discussion of the blocking law:

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I wonder if we have a democracy in our country, can we somehow advance the law on the abolition of blockades? Most people are against blocking.
WOW :
The short answer is yes.
A little longer: “No”
of ZZZ:
Really a little longer.

Lubastic: I'm morally ready for everything in the sense of a puppy, I hope in one puppy's diary read a recipe for the remedy for flies: you need to pour water into a bag transparent on the lightning, put glowing coins, press out lemon juice and add something else there. Close and hang over the door. The coins in the bag blind the flies, and they can’t see where to fly. The lemon juice does not allow the water to melt.
A million words of thanks.

But all the same young people would not have read "Three creatures", "On the 3rd western front bec peremen".

Change is the fault of all that!

The most naive misconception is to put a candle in the church and think that someone already owes you something.

I saw the performance of a half-world lady. As it turned out, her husband was a ugly man and a puppy, although he hid it for five years. When she understood what he really was, she filed for divorce, and then her faithful revealed himself in all his beauty. At first, he gave her only two hundred meters in the penthouse, and left a country house and another apartment for himself. In the second, he assigned an unhappy mother of two children miserable alimony of 10,000 euros a month, although she asked for thirty. True his child is only one, and the first she gave birth before acquaintance with her husband and told about him only a year after the wedding, when she already gave birth to the firstborn in this marriage, but this is not all counted... The father of the first child of the victim of male chauvinism, was a muscular and non-distant beauty who, having learned about the pregnancy, just sent her far, saying that the child was her problem, and then turned into a wealthy bridegroom...

I am here by some incomprehensible association, remembered a series of stories about the unfortunate fate of shy young men, called in the world "botanists". These are in principle good guys, good, not evil, sometimes even smart in the sciences, but absolutely not prepared for life, where there is cruelty, hatred and mother-in-law wickedness, capable of simply insulting a person. Especially not lucky with women. They are usually very shy with them and excessively worship them. And after all, little that the chosen women of their timid hearts simply did not notice their glimpseful exalters, they used them quite shamelessly. Thus e. Having experienced a tumultuous romance with a cute macho, as well as the heroine of the first paragraph, and having remained with the child after that, they remembered the glimpse and rushed to him offering a legitimate marriage and eternal love. And as a result, they did everything they could to turn the life of the unhappy husband into hell, revenge him for his own unsuccessful life and his own misfortune.

I knew one talented candidate of science who married in this way and in this situation, and who went from work to the bathroom every day because he didn’t want to go home.

And the nephew of one of my school friends, caught by a predator, one to one as a lady from this story, indeed was 6 years older than Mishka, but as it turned out later the child was, but one. According to him, the ideal of his elected woman was Princess Volkonskaya, and if he was a Decembrist, she would have followed him in prison. In confirmation of this he proudly stated that Nadine agreed for him to leave his homeland and family and go with him on a trip to Paris for three years (Misha graduated from MGIMO). In short, it was in this statement that she burned. As a hectic summer day, they whirled with Mishka in a street bistro near the cafe Metelitz and here directly on the sidewalk to the bistro went two black "Volga", blocked the doors, to the table of the lovers came the boys in gray costumes, whirled red crusts, clicked handcuffs and Misha was arrested as a member of the dissident group. When his bride was asked if she was with him, the girl assured comrades from the Organ that she just accidentally sat at this table to wait for a girlfriend, and this man she sees for the first time in her life. In short, when the handcuffs were removed from Mishka in the car and his uncle asked him whether the bridegroom still believes in his bride's "Wolkonskost", the answer was ambiguous and even rude for the "botanic".

No, we men, of course, are all sworn in, but marriage and bond by calculation, it is more a female prerogative. And it is not necessary to talk about the insidious macho and seducers, they are, of course, and there is a certain percentage of young fools falling into their network, but it is inappropriate for women over 30 to complain about seducers, a woman who has reached this age, by nature, is much wiser than any man and will notice any falsehood in relationships. If he does not notice, he does not want to notice.