A friend of mine, who is beloved in the Asian language, met with an Arab, broke up with her husband, a Jew, a child under the mouse and went to live with him in Vienna.
YYY is the Arab-Israeli conflict. :D

The administration of the Petrograd district of St. Petersburg announces a state order for the purchase and installation of 85 shower cabins in the apartments of poor citizens of the district. The price of the order is 7.85 million rubles, that is, each cabin will cost 92.353 rubles.Attention, the question: at the cost of the cabin from 6000 r (let even 10 thousand) and the installation of another 6000 r (yet 10 thousand), where will the remaining 80,000 r (72 thousand 353 rubles) go from each shower cabin?
by Via

Who has what versions? Could the rest of the money be spent on shampoo for the poor?

Why do people become idiots when they go to the army?? to
My soldier is an electrician.
He assigned him the task of making an electric boiler.
The tea is old, metal. The cable had to be replaced.
Normally I said, "You go there, there the cable lies. You’ll make it a rope".
I did, to fucking.
Now I’m sitting like a fool with an electric trolley with a cable of 80 meters.

Inspection of the car:
What to say about safety. As a passive security here installed icons, and as an active - a baseball bit.

Emotion: Ca4ok> who are you by horoscope?
Ca4ok: Emotion> pasquade

farce
Fuck he knows. I ate yesterday peelings, cake and chips and fucking every half an hour.

Rajjahar
The shit shouldn’t have eaten.

by Stanislav_m
I recently watched an English movie, in which the same topic was obsessed, but in Britain.
He inherited a shoe factory from his father. He received the order not to close the factory and not to dismiss the workers. But the factory is on the verge of bankruptcy, as it cannot compete with cheaper shoes from Asia. After a long process, the new owner found a creative move. He started producing shoes for pedestrians. Men tend to weigh more than women and Asian shoes do not withstand such loads unlike British sharpened under quality.
The meaning of the film was that justice prevailed. But only I didn’t know where to get the pedics for the other factories?
by cmpou:
The fate of the western economy is in the hands of pedics.

*Humble*: I saw tiny Acer laptops for 15,000. They are such anyanya, but I never figured out why I needed them.

XXX is fun! A girlfriend called. They recently bought a car. She took her papers to see...
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: There in large Russian letters is written: car "Huydaj"
YYYYYYYYYYYY

The Red Tank:
What is done with people. Now the slug, on a terribly screaming skateboard, clinging to the neck of the stool and chanting it like horns forward, passed through the corridor under the cry of "Adun Toridas!" Next, in an attempt to keep the balance, furiously waving the hands in which the extenders were pressed, not less furiously, the electricist drove on the clips, after which he successfully fucked his forehead into the wall under the replica "Carrier has arrived, Ischk'nu, hoole". A minute later, the admin followed them, darker than the cloud, pushing the server stand in front of him. Looking at our roaring roots, admin said dissatisfied:
Has the hoodie gone out? Good Day Commander. Hall cruise reporting, - after which he knocked himself under his nose. Fuck me, who am I working with? He breathed out and added loudly. "Heyling frequency is open, Tola, fool, open the door or I will shake you up with this yamatagan from the run-down!

The dollar is the green of the bubble family.

Once Mutin and Pedvedev decided to sing the pilice in prayer. They calculated the costs and drowned: Does it need IP? They left everything on the net.

Do you know which key combinations?
yyy:reset + leg

You have to drop your torrent rating!! to

= V! peR =
When I said I didn’t drink... the question asked me just pulled out. I was asked – what happened to you?

XXX: in short, I stand on the balcony, smoke.From the window view: garbage and sports venue. A man arrives in a car and begins to dig into the garbage...
YYY: rubbing ept

Autumn is the time of year when, first and foremost, I suffer from depression, and in the summer it has been so much consumed that the only medicine doesn't work either.
XXX - Drunk
According to Freud, yes

Question to Putin:
Do you like the circus?
Especially trained bears.

on the sofa
in the kitchen
On the balcony
In the sort!
In the Paddle OO
the status of the person who has just bought a laptop =)

Rogger
I came home tired yesterday. I started talking to my wife - well there is a type of business and all that. Go to bed to rest. I continue to talk. My wife looks at me and says, “Why do you fuck my husband?” And I don’t understand what she continues about: Yesterday you came tired and started talking like a deed, and then lay down on the bed and cut off, and then at night you wake up and wake me up and continue to tell 0_0.