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[ + 100 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19421
 19.08.2009
xxx: Listen, we ate the petals yesterday, share what they are called. Liked the clever.
YYY is home.
XXX is Nihua. I ate your house, fucking sad. Once upon a time where he wore.
YYY: I did it myself, I have a form.
XXX: Do you want to? Did we try something for breakfast?
Yyy: Yes, no, the week to do the evening to do the nephig was, I glued the floor of the freezer of peelings and chopsticks, swallow slowly, not every day for cooking time is, and from the store sick.
Anyone who wants to marry you!
YYY: Well, first, they will get married, secondly, there is no such... Now it’s fashionable for clubs to hang out.
XXX is no. To get married, my friend, is to get married. Dish yourself - you live alone, cook, wash dishes, wash, smooth, clean up, do not go to clubs, do not be jealous of grandmothers, earn good for Tula, support the conversation, drink beer for the company. The ideal wife. Fuck the others.
YYY: The frog!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №19420
 19.08.2009
aaaaaa, in short we made in photoshop a picture of...pavelin and instead of the head photo of our classy,+ on the feathers our mouths, type group......read the comment in the contact:

Did you paint her in photoshop as a gift to the teacher with a chicken with a lot of heads growing from her ass??? Oh sweet kids...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №19419
 19.08.2009
You do not need to serve in the army.
You do not suffer from menstruation.
Your orgasm lasts longer.
You do not need to give birth.
You don’t have to shave your face every two days.
You don’t need to count calories to look good.
You have an orgasm that lasts longer.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №19418
 19.08.2009
Artem (16:11:25 18/08/2009)
A new man has arrived.

Artem (16:11:35 18/08/2009)
by admin

Artem (16:11:42 18/08/2009)
Name of Trojan

Artem (16:12:01 18/08/2009)
Dangerous Fucks

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №19417
 19.08.2009
How do you taste the chicken?
Mexa: Delicious... Like a carrot chicken orbits!
Ginger: This is a fool!! to
Mexa: Idiot... No one has called me so yet...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №19416
 19.08.2009
dimka13: And no one's history with dry cargo reminds the movie "Day of Radio"? and ;-)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №19415
 19.08.2009
xxx: have you seen the advertisement of the snickers of urban? A bunch of balloon graffiti shakes.
I want to look at them from the back!!! Picture with oil: a bunch of dudes stand and brutally masturbate on the boiler tube))))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №19414
 19.08.2009
37103 approved 2007-06-30
Will we go to the cinema tomorrow?
I have a girlfriend!!! to
Betty: I am your girlfriend foolish smoked!!!!! to

From mail in chat:
The guy:
Something I’m kidding... Do you have a wedding?
The girl:
Idiot is stunned! Not with me, but with us!
_______
Hm... And time runs... Here they got married.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №19413
 19.08.2009
Katy, why are you so sad today?
YYYY: Yes, I broke the chain by chance! It was a gift from a loved one! and :(
Emm... I’m afraid to ask which letter did you miss?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY It is :'(

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19412
 19.08.2009
“Andrei, I put a little gas out of the light bulb, I charged the light bulb!
Lukasenko is a fool. =)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №19411
 19.08.2009
Girl to Boy:
Let’s drink it without worrying.)

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19410
 19.08.2009
Conversation with the Invisible:

When you come home, cut meat.
I: MMM... how exactly to cut it?
See also: Quadrants
Maybe even the cubes?
She: the cubes are too small, I need the squares!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №19409
 19.08.2009
e> by Ezzzquire

e> pay attention to how everything is thought out in Russian: the word "blonde" begins with the same letter as the word "ble**", and "brunette" - with the same letter as "imperfection"?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №19408
 19.08.2009
<Countess Vishenka> aaa, I love your brain)
<unhack> you eat eat

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №19407
 19.08.2009
Life is capricious, and death is irrevocable.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №19406
 19.08.2009
A acquaintance said:

I have one girlfriend, looks like a typical blonde - 10 cm spikes, sponges, legs from ears, etc. Sometimes she got the right, naturally spent on this matter and immediately wanted a machine. The money was little and so she bought herself something like "Tavria" x. from what year. Everything would be nothing, just sometimes the machine boiled, especially in traffic jams.
But she bravely dealt with this, pouring the water into the right hole...On her birthday, not knowing how to ask her parents, she asked to make her the following gift:
“And paint me my machine in pink!”
As I said, done. She became the owner of the Rose Taur.) And here one weekend decided she and her friends to go for a picnic, to the country, and before picking up a friend, called them and warned them -
"Take water with you, and suddenly we will boil on the road."
The friends at this time were already beginning to celebrate the weekend, and therefore they had only a bottle of martini and juice from the bowl. As soon as they got the content and filled them with water, they stumbled into the way.
Naturally, in a traffic jamming on Pulkovsky highway, on the exit from the city, their machine got stuck.
And now imagine what picture saw the men passing by in the traffic jams...
Three blonde women on their heels and at the parade, two of whom are not sober at all, are standing at the boiling pink tavern and flooding in it.
Gogot of happy men was heard even through the closed windows of cars passing by... and to see this picture so many minds struck that another week she caught on herself smiling looks and ticks with her fingers "he went out of the smoky blank" ))))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №19405
 19.08.2009
Your beer is more expensive than me.
What are you, dear! Beer is cheaper.

Estuary Yangtze ©

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №19404
 19.08.2009
Who are you?
The Deputy!
Shame on you! A healthy man. Better to work!
The Satyricon, 1908
Bailey is over a century old.


[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №19403
 19.08.2009
I am :
Did you know that the easiest way to distinguish a predator from a herbivore is through the eyes? The predators have both eyes looking forward to look at the prey, and the herbivores look in different directions to camp on the sides.
My friend (thinking)
So, are horses not predators?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №19402
 19.08.2009
Wikipedia is

Mugen Pucci Pucci (∞プチプチ) is a hand game released by Bandai, a record with nine keys, in the shape resembling bubbles on the air packaging. When the key is pressed, it behaves in the same way as the bubble on the package (bowns with a similar feeling), while the device releases the corresponding sound.

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