If you want to change the world, start with yourself: change with someone, someone.

The beginning sounds like a joke, but, unfortunately, everything is real.

A bell at the door. I opened up...!!! My wife returned late.
That she came right away, her wife understood immediately, even from the threshold - apparently, on my face was read a grand trubble, or, more simply, a full p####c. As if answering her silent question, in the bathroom resin the noise of falling water and from there with a cheerful cry of "Fuff!" A newly wiped handsome woman in a short shirt, painted by rabbits among white chamomiles, and with a turban towel on her head. She obviously did not expect to hit me in the corridor, and especially my wife, so the braking path was minimal – she almost struck me, turned red, and stopped like scattered. She did it in vain – of all the clothes on my powerful body there were only shorts, so together we represented an outrageous picture for any normal wife, and even in her own home.

My secular cry: “Hello, this is our neighbor Masha!” and her welcoming
“Hello to you!” It didn’t sound very natural.
The wife’s reaction was instant and unexpected – she quietly rushed past us into the bedroom. "Ulicks to collect" - I thought dullly. Then I realized that the evidence in principle is enough. Just from the window of the bedroom it is more convenient to throw away things that are missing on me.

It would be wrong to say that the wife had stumbled between us – in a narrow corridor it was impossible. But she didn’t even hit us by passing by – she moved with the unmistakable elegance with which in the movie.
The Matrix moves Keanu Reeves, carelessly turning away from the bullets flying in the face.

I wanted to throw off the trick, “Dear, it’s not what you think!” But this phrase seemed too stupid to me, and I just followed. It was worth it: out of the bedroom
“Oh!” Wives and children's loud laughter - there amusedly smiled four newly washed children, completely unfamiliar to her, in the midst of scattered things.
I won’t have colors to describe my wife’s face at that moment. I can only say that she had very large eyes.

The fact that the children appreciated the comic situation from the first second, I have no doubt - since the moment of calling the door instead of the usual noisy sound from the bedroom there was no sound.

Now is probably the time to move the slow preamble. We recently moved, trying to build good relationships with new neighbors.
It is hard – heat, summer. Anyone who could have been removed from the city.
The hot water was also turned off. A neighbor on the upper floor was with her two children and two others, thrown by a girlfriend, in an apartment without titanium and with an air conditioner that died over the summer.
Looking at the tormented by the heat and the exhausted children, she went on a march to the old good neighbors - the owners of these bababas.
This expedition led her, after several closed doors, to the supposed grandmother, the godfather, downstairs, instead of which the door was opened by a not very dressed cloudy man.
I almost had to catch her.

How and why I managed to persuade her to come to visit—whether it was the care of unfamiliar children or the particular charms of the guests in front of my eyes, my acute reluctance to dismantle the clothes of things or the insidious female caresses of a boring neighbor—let each judge according to the measure of his own wickedness. I’ll just say that the question that came to my mind was, “Would you invite her if she was terrible?”
I dropped it immediately. I do not like to freeze.

The current reader will say, “Okay, you’ve almost fled, but!!! to
Why was you in an apartment with a little-known woman almost alone in shorts?"

If you seriously ask me this question, dear reader, it means that the fate of Russia in the summer of 2010 left you very far.

President Medvedev has changed the name of the militia to police. “At last!” The people gathered in partisan units.

Putin shut his face with his hands:
Fuck who I have to work with.

When I come to an official serious meeting and say that I am from Tajikistan, talk begins about Ravshana and Jamsut! Employee of the embassy. “You’re not making a movie about an Armenian who makes a car and stews a screwdriver in his nose! Why the Tajik people and not the Uzbek people? They are 24 million, and we are only six.

Lions are the most lazy of all zodiac signs
WOW: It is easier for you to lie in the savannah, see the gazelle, go down, eat and lie on. And we, the fish, need to swim all the time, filter the water through the frogs and look for food.
Are you a fish?? to
See also: AHA printing swimmers is uncomfortable, so I prefer meetings

Q: Do you want to see the movie?
WOW: What is it?
Tagged with: "Start"
Is it by Euclid?

HHH
Breathe is breath?
WOWU
Breathing / Breathing
HHH
Then the title of the song "Breathe Into Me" translates...blow me up? O_O
YYYY
Breathe in me lol

What will grow out of this guy?! to
"Do you want to bring my notebook?
Are there four nuclei?
and yes.
So let’s go."
Q: Do you want to touch my breasts?
Are they 4th size?
and yes.
So let’s go..."

I pursued from the morning to the basketball for a couple of hours, pipet, a aunt came, in the appearance of a bombardment, blind to the dwarfs, asked to play, at the beginning of the grind, thought it was just a fool crumbled, and no, here she shot and scuttle began to tear us :( shame the jungle :(

... in some incredibly magical way, children's soap when hitting the eyes in the morning turns into a soft soap.

I watched Rambo-4 on Saturday night, and on Sunday morning I went for mushrooms and walked through the woods with a knife for half a day. Feelings are ambiguous.

XXX: My mom is still out! Go there, do this, then go back, report and go, do that and so all day long. Would it help!
It is NPC.

A gentleman is a man who, when he comes to a cat in the dark, says a cat.
What if it comes in the dark?

X: Will my old computer pull them? (I ask for the case)
YYY: It’s going to pull you because you’re gathering yourself.
xxx: I need Linux because I want to build an OS based on it. I plan to start with a Linux distribution and then rewrite the code. Compatible with Linux OS.
Zzz: Sorry, do you know any Denis Popov?
I have a similar question recently :)

Why do you have a shirt?
For the pants, grandmother
I would say right away, I thought I was cold.

Timoshka=): The times are not the same... Today, only one who does not have a camera on his phone starts a fight, and then mostly from envy that he will not put it first in the net.

I have a book "What Eats a Funny Goose"
xxx: but judging by the picture, it would be more suitable for the name "what smokes a fun goose";

Summer of 2010. A bear goes through the forest.
and burned.

XXX: Fuck, because of Lohia I got (
YYY: More specifically
xxx: Yes, my wife went to the concert, and I and Lecha and Slavik gathered for a beer with me. And the leech is a puddle (
Lena comes – and hysterically: “What hair on the couch?” Did you drive?"
xxx: barely had time to explain, or it was already cracked to collect things (
and the poor)