xxx: the average mint can withstand no more than 15 minutes of communication with the parents of students and schoolchildren, after which it is mechanically pulled behind the oak.

The world government should appoint Valve Corporation.
What would this be?
Half-Life 1 was released in 1998, Half-Life 2 in 2004, and the third is still waiting and it has become a mem. The same stuff with Portal, Left 4 Dead, Team Fortress - made the first two games, and the third sequel is not.
And what?
With Valve, there will never be a Third World War.

Netochka: Do you get reptilian intelligence services paying you a lot of money to write “race” everywhere? Nothing else can explain your need to write like that.

When easy debility is your family.

Fuck me, the ass. You have a fucking ass in the kitchen. Remove the Axis! Is it normal at all?
The Brother: Yes. Don’t be afraid, he is kind. He has been living here for two weeks. This is a domestic pet.
I: The pet must have a name.
Brother: I have something to do. meet you. This is Joseph.

Prehistory: My father and I have almost not communicated all my life, he dropped from my mother in my three months, because "she worships at night and generally realized that the family is not mine." I have a name from him (rarely) and a name (more or less common).

I was 25 years old, I went to work in one office with a passport regime, she passport data. I am met by a representative of the organization, he leads... On the way we meet some uncle (I didn’t even consider), my companion greeted him and then said to me – said, and this is my colleague, he has a name, like your paternity, and the surname is the same, funny coincidence, right?

Ten years have passed, and I don’t know, maybe it wasn’t a coincidence.

The Employee:
The main rule of safety is not to squeeze your fingers!!! to
So they don’t wave.
Take the nails.

LIKE: forest after gasoline: 50 years of leader in the market of free toilets!

C 4PDA, smarter discussion, battery and power bank:
I made it myself from a Soviet light bulb, there are no problems, but one hand in the pocket and in the second smart, passers look around.

I put a picture of the mother, where an icon stands in the place of the other.
Humanity is not ready yet, send back to the future.
Command 2: Is it Elbrus?

You always need to suffer more, mentality?

Well yes. It’s stupid to take from us. After us, adequate doctors will jump with 100% remedies from toxicosis, symphysitis, back pain, hemorrhoids and other things, and we know we are neglected. Grandma in one word.
But... stop. Per not. Per the opposite - it is we from the last forces the threshold of the medical cabinets beating, and from us weakens "with the fruit all okay, you will give birth - it will pass. Everyone is patient and you are patient". Well, right now, right now is right.

He taught, in his time, his nephew the “evil” laughter. Well you know, as Dr. Evil has: "MUAHAHAHAHA!!!". The girl’s whispering voice made this laugh epic. Then I taught her to do it by team. Yes, I’m not a very kind and sweet uncle. But the beloved.
Is a child falling from a bicycle? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! to
Travelling by a full bus stop of tired and angry people? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! to
In the kindergarten I came for her before everyone and the rest of the children are jealous? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! to
In the end, a saleswoman from a neighboring store tells: "Your Inguka comes, gives 500 tenge, asks for a chupa-chops. I sell it and give it a thousand tenge. I see and please give. She whispered with the hell’s voice "Muahahaha!!And " and he ran away. I was so irritated that I couldn’t even run after it".

I realized that I would spend the next 20 days with fun, when the senior chief began the first planner with the words: "At this shift, child death is undesirable."

0 - O

To better understand what I am talking about, I will make a small retreat. I work in school. I don’t know how in other cities, but in our every month the management of education allocates a fund for incentive payments to each school. And this fund is already divided by the school administration itself between employees and among themselves, of course.

Now the story itself. For the last six months I worked for a naked salary (7580), which, of course, did not please me. I constantly reminded the director once a week that I would like more, especially because I care for myself and for that guy. The manager has one answer – no money. Well, what our lookout for 4 months from their incentive loan in half-lamas closed - fige. Here, a new director was placed in the neighboring school, who immediately offered me to go to her team. Immediately offered a salary of 2.5 times higher and a guaranteed incentive in the amount of salary. Naturally I agreed. I knew, of course, that the current director would be very dissatisfied with my resignation, but it exceeded my expectations!

Director: Are you leaving us?

I : I am leaving.

D: Not well, of course, the director of that school enters, the staff is seducing.

I: No one is changing. She offered me three or five times more.

D: And what then? If she hadn’t offered you such a job, you would still have worked for it!



I didn’t even have words to parade. However, if there was some sadness because of leaving this school, it completely evaporated.

Dimka
I have been smoking grass since I was 13.
Alexey Lazarev
If I had not smoked, I would have only been 16.

Borrow only money you can afford to never get back.

Once a child for school had to print a field of 10x10 c squares of 1 cm. I create a table in Word, determine the size of the cell in the properties, print. I measure the print with an ambulance. Not 100 mm, but a little more. I think the width of the boundaries of the cells is not taken into account, etc., I try to figure out how to fit. In the course of the matter, I water all the words of Bill Gates... Then I look closely at the school line itself. Oh the Chinese. I find an old Soviet - a 100 mm truss in a truss. Bill Gates is not to blame.

Freedom of speech is when a person has a salary of 600,000. You can easily say to people with a salary of 15,000 that they have everything decent.

Don’t live with each other when you hate everybody. A bunch of homeless cats around you - give them a home. They will not leave you in a difficult moment. is guaranteed.

You know, after all, these creatures and the cat throw not even in a difficult moment, but simply "fooled, oret, wool from it around". And they’ll be sure they didn’t do anything like that...

By the way, humans work just like Mother Nature does. The work is divided between different groups, a competition is organised, and the most customized project is selected by the customer.

At our work, the production workshop is so arranged that guests are wonderfully given, like everything genially simply thought out and rationalized. It looks like a genius has planned it all. No, the production chain is set up by a long way of trials and mistakes from different people from different shifts. Natural selection in the industry.

YYY: It is all a lie. Your production was created 348.3 days ago as it is now. So far, no intermediate link of your production has been discovered.

From a conversation with a friend, far from modern trends:

He’s still a viper, you know?
Is it something venereal?