Dear ones, do not tell us where the humorous site went, and why is there now a crazy women’s forum, with all these children, births and outbursts of the old-fashioned vulnerable self-love of the terrible little ones?

It came to my mind like this.
And can’t that sports official, who so badly educates our girls athletes-fighting men, then, can’t he be sent to our football team?

The authors of some articles kill. Psychologists still do not know what can be associated with panic before injections in adults - and what is unknown here is the same as in children - it hurts too!!! to

The 2016 Olympics in Rio.
King Midas came to the finish third, but still received the GOLDEN MEDAL.

Beating people is unacceptable.
The problem is that when we acknowledge this obvious fact, the number of open hands will not decrease. Thus, people who are looking for such relationships will find them.
And the way out for them in the current reality is one – to realize the incorrectness of the “morda” and correct it.

Self-awareness of this and "correction" is a feat, such as Munchhausen pulled himself out of the swamp for a bowl. Therefore, once in a while, in large letters, from every utyug, we will repeat: "To beat people is unacceptable". I want to help those who are stuck in this swamp. Do you hear? You cannot be beaten! No one and never. go to go. Do not wait, it may be too late.

>"King Midas came to the finish third, but still got the GOLDEN MEDAL."

From the golden hands of the golden judges.

Medical secrets and dentists.

When I was six years old, as I remember, I was taken to the same orthodontist. As a girl, I was serious: it was necessary - that is, it was necessary, and I suffered with my eyebrows. Then I went to school and found out that:
1) To get to school, you need to pass by the dental clinic;
When I pass by, my doctor is approaching the hospital.
And every meeting in the middle of the street was the same ritual:
Open the mouth!
Aaaah aaaah!
Please sign up and fix the record.
I went a long way, I was late to school, I came early. But still once a week or two happened "Open your mouth!" "AAAAAAAAA!"
It stopped when I was 13, when I tired of saying to her:
“Aunt Lily, how good you are not a gynecologist.

My daughter burned:
Have you watched Warcraft? This is where monsters are so funny "rrrrr".
19 years.

The fight against car crashes:

xxx: and every time for every chance I weld the front doors with welding (the rear immediately when buying it, not especially needed), and in the morning, I carefully open it with a bulgaric.

YYY: And I usually blow up the building foam, but to get to work you have to get up early!

There was time before, not what it is now.
and exactly! As I remember now, every species in a cave. All natural, no chemistry and not to mention, the air is the cleanest, excellent ecology! There is no bureaucracy, no bureaucracy. And meat without hormones - mammoths were dropped and the whole tribe food for a month. And the stone seals? Now they don’t do that at all! The grandmothers were common. I want back!

I did not live in the USSR, but I would like to try. What do you say?
- for "Say" for the second year would remain

Dacha2007: Hi help me I can't log in to the site
Admin: Have you forgotten your password?
July 2007: No
Admin: What is it about?
Dasha2007: Well, I can remember all the passwords, but this is not
Admin: Have you forgotten your password?
DASH 2007: Yes

Senior Lieutenant: xxx, in medicine everything must be correct, did the praporski yyy tell you how to breed the solution?
Yes, I said, you take water and a handful of chlorine pills.
If the face is not fucking, a handful more.

“Tonight a woman took a picture of my car’s number. Very incomprehensible, exciting and unpleasant moment. Do you have any ideas how this (photo numbers) can be used?
Photographing numbers is convenient to cause paranoia and subconscious fear in car owners.

Yesterday my Magnitola spoke to the Navigator!
I’m in the car, the Navigator is running and the Magnitola with the audio book is on. Periodically, on some combination of letters from the book, the navigator reacts as on the "ok Google" and offers to name a new destination out loud. Usually I react quickly and put everything back in place, and then I decided to see what would happen.
At this time in the book of Magnitola sounds the text "Where did he come from? From New Zealand"
"New Zealand!" - Navigator joyfully agrees and tries to build a route there!
They will surely take over us someday! :)

And yes, if there are no cuts, how do steel catheters get stuck in people? This is under general anesthesia, cavity operation.

Inserting a catheter - a cavity operation? Are you in your mind?! to

A matrix was born in OZU.
She grew up in Oz.
Two-dimensional dynamics
The whole was

"You are either on the go, or on the wheel. First of all, I am in a hurry to disappoint you. Do you think that without the presence of relatives, at least one doctor will raise your ass to save you? ..."
Either you are hysterical, or you have fallen to disgusting doctors, if the second is such a thing as a complaint to the Ministry of Health. He worked in three resuscitations in two cities (a nurse and a sanitary doctor studied so far), and everywhere the doctor is always happy when the patient himself is aware of what medications he cannot take, since anaphylactic shock is not fun at all, even under ORIT conditions. "Cuts curved and crooked"- no one is cut in resuscitation. This is surgery, and resuscitation is done so that the patient can survive the critical period, and get treated in the profile department. It’s also silly to be transferred to other departments to die. This is translated into resuscitation hopeless, because the death rate by departments and resuscitation bosses look separately.
And yes, in adult resuscitation (because only in such a work) relatives have nothing to do. I only once saw children who took care of their mothers. The others stand like pillars.

I inserted new headphones into the phone – they, for some reason, asked for access to the location... Probably, the headphones, are going to plunge to me if they are lost... I am afraid for my future...

"Right and gently – out! by UTA! by UTA! With a break of half a minute"
Just the same shit:






(In Chelyabinsk)
Not to hide. Listen to the entire CIS

And I thought they were singing Rammstein songs.