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The Girl with Vesla ***



Anecdote instead of epigraph

Father and son look at the rover under the circus dome.

Son: Dad, why doesn’t the uncle fall?

Father: And you see, he has such a big stick in his hand. For her he and

It holds!

What if the stick falls?? to

Father: How will she fall if he holds her so tightly!! to



Preamble

My friend Yashi has a wonderful girlfriend Lidochka! The athlete,

Komsomolka and just beautiful! One disadvantage is shameful.

She was especially afraid to meet her parents.

Yasha and Lidochki at first the relationship went rough, Yasha mom drank off-the-job

Corvalol, and Lida was worried not without reason. This girl will go.

The story itself...



History itself

One summer morning, my husband and I went to the lake.

I was riding a canoe. The weather is clear, the mood is great!

On the way back, they met Lidochka, tried the land, and... so it happened,

Near the house of Yash.

And then Yasha shows firmness - I will introduce you to my parents, and

All here! None of Lydina’s excuses are accepted “what, you’ll stay alone”

How stupid is it to sit in the car in the parking lot?”

We dispose of travel items, salvage vests, wheels and go home. by Lydia

A real stupid, but she gathered the last strength in the fist and slow.

Panic runs behind us. I decided a little bit.

In a joke he said, “You know, with empty hands you can’t.

“Take it, here’s the veil!” To my surprise, Lida did not smile.

laughed, and silently grabbed the veil with two hands and with crazy

My eyes climbed to the door. (I agree that the hose for canoe is plastic)

and very easy)



So, the painting with oil: Yasha with a proudly raised head and a smile: "Dad,

“Mommy, this is Lida, we’re going to drink coffee now!” Not entering the house.

a girl, and a flower, so cute, in a dress, on heels, and with such

Beautiful yellow beads in your hands.



“Well, go to the kitchen,” mother invited, and Lidochka, excitedly

Smiling, he goes into the kitchen with the same WESLOM in his hands and sits at the table.



My friend has a very intelligent mother, she couldn’t ask a mess.

the question about such an interesting accessory, so it was limited to: "Lidochka, and

“Did you swim in the boat?” To which Lydia answered simply:

“No – no, not at all” and grabbed the veil even stronger!



Well, here we drink coffee: I, Yasha, Yasha mom, amazing coffee service,

and Lidochka in a full stupor, with a cup of coffee in one hand and WESLOM in

The other. As my mother said, she was surprised, but nothing.

Maybe it’s so fashionable now? by : )



And here, I, who could no longer contain the laughter, say, “Lida, you

You know, in general, I was joking about the veil. You were not

I should have taken him home!” It was as if she had awakened from

half-deaf state, and could only whisper: "What else

“Weslo?”



For the next five minutes I ran around the house in order not to get a topic from Ledocka.

It hurt my face, and everyone laughed, shit!

In general, as they say, the acquaintance was very successful!!! to



c) Oshestak

Happiness is when only good things are said about you and you are still alive.

We have survived! The Chinese entered our publishing house. Tears are impossible.

"Respected Director at Memories Publishing.
Hi to!
Chinese modern printing "Reliance Printing".We looked at your website on the Internet...
The company "Reliance Printing" has qualified staff...
We cooperate fun and successfully.Our clients are pleased with our service and price! I put a few books that we produced in the appendix...
We hope to have fun working together!
Director of the Russian Federation"

Dear Chinese?modern printing in China!
Call to you Igor White.
Your letter is fun and successful, and our staff are pleased. We let our clients watch your website on the Internet, there are hieroglyphs and fun.
We will someday order from you your sophisticated packaging and magazine, services and prices, and we will cooperate together for fun throughout the Russian market.
In the appendix some of our book for the first class in Russian.

To sell the homeland, ready for billions,
Sea and mountains to conquer, play on the roof in nardas.

You can rest on your breasts, watch them for hours,
To lick, suck and kiss, in the bushes under heaven.

Your breasts do harm, and I will not hide from you.
Years ago, we lost Troy’s breasts.

From them you can go crazy, O tree to kill,
You need to grow up to the breast to enjoy the sight.

Face and ass, well, but something is missing,
Sugar, what else is it? They always decide.

The fire burns, the water flows, and they look at it forever.
What about the breasts, gentlemen? Look at them, of course.

Big or small, it doesn’t matter, but the most important thing is,
To suppress them, to squeeze, what is best in this world?

They need to build a monument, on a stone they would be carved,
I am ready to explode for a couple of juicy breasts!!! to

Remains: A normal boy cut out the courtyard from the lark to the bench, on the route of his course a sandbox, in it a child, next to a contemplative.
1st boy 2nd, to the whole courtyard, near the sandbox: how much more to take?
2nd : 4
I have understood...Bla
Don’t worry, there’s a baby!! to
Chapter 1: Good shit
The first blame: shit.
1st disappointed: blaaaaaaa

xxx: (-(--_-(O_o)-_-)_-)
Among the Zombies
yyy: (x(x_x(O_o)x_x)x)x
This is among the zombies.
I woke up in the subway.

AprilieL> And my dad recently installed Kaspersky, and he found him with more than two hundred viruses
AprilieL> Well, Dad was upset by this information, and he snatched Kaspersky.

Norik wrote (a):
Do you think I’m a little girl who throws words on the wind? Will my mother give me money?

KovaRus
I know there is a monument in Samara made of a real space rocket.
Tell me, no one has scratched there "On Tbilisi"?

Compliments for women:
She: Sweet, you have such thick eyebrows.
She: I would have such eyelids!

Yesterday I met a man on Lexus on a gasoline...
YYY: Well and how?
XX: I come to the gasoline station, and there are no tankers... and I am not able to. And here I see the lexus...I approached, asked for help. That is how we met.
YYY: And what next?
XX: Then he told me to lead me home... in the end, he led me 2 times in the car, then led me to him and there until the morning...)
YYY: o_o )))

XXX: My daddy was funny.)
He downloaded updates for XP and XP told him after installation, suspiciously as follows: You may not have a licensed version of Windows.
and
YYY: This is normal.
But if I put a pirate whistle, it goes to the update site and thanks me for using the licensed software...

Media: Saakashvili tried to commit suicide

The President of Georgia tried to put his hands on himself, considering the war a lost one. According to the newspaper, the guard in the last moment pulled a gun out of his hand.

The Ahrend! Hitler is a failure. Do not shoot shooters! Let’s say it to you "actoooo!and "

0dminko: administrators rarely sleep and wash, potmoou that in every office there is a shower and a drawer

I’ve never been so crazy!! I was in the training room at the peak hour. Of the 20 running paths, 15 are probably occupied. Everyone runs as happy as suddenly the electricity is cut!!!! 15 people who talked about the frame probably invented a new mat))))))))

The Blonde:
Are you from Kamchatka?
Shadowsky :
Agha
The Blonde:
Are you really living in the jury?
Shadowsky :
Oh, and they ride on deer, and those who are richer live on bears.
The Blonde:
How are the bears?
Shadowsky :
Well, it’s like you in Moscow, the rich on the bentley ride.
The Blonde:
Do you have no cars? of transportation?
Shadowsky :
Why are there, even buses go, but someone does not ride in them, because when it is cold, there are penguins filled up hot and bite everyone!!! to
The Blonde:
You are what? You are poor :)
Shadowsky :
Oh, the poor :)))))))))))))))

He was wearing glasses – they were talking like a botanist. I started wearing lenses - now they talk like a buffalo

I thought here... it might be on the BORE to do some tests, what type of person you are, or something funny, and then write a percentage, who are the readers of the grey quotation...

And I still have a book about Professor Fortran somewhere :)

We are all peaceful, solid people. Not so long ago, the idea of carrying a large size dildo was actively discussed. And the police do not dig (because it is not a weapon in any way), and the rubber shovel is very effective, and the psychological effect on the enemy should produce an indelible (heart in the forehead is not a fist in the nose), and in long journeys more fun.