Shhas watched the Simpsons, there in one series Homer from the toaster smashed a time machine, went to the past to the dinosaurs and there the mosquito on the fucker moved!!! to
Finally someone showed this insect how we hate them!!! to

No matter what they say, the real Jedi are working in the company of Adobe. It seems that this is where the soul of the master Yoda came after his death.
I quote: “Adobe Application Manager is required to update your”

If the coup had occurred today, then on TV instead of the "Swan Lake" would be an endless concert of Stas Mikhailov.

If your girlfriend is
He rarely smiles.
Give her a puddle.
Let the beautiful girl...

We are accustomed to noticing only the bad in what we already have and only the good in what we do not yet have.

mid of the 80s. We are medical students. For us, summer is first and foremost the third semester. His most striking expression was construction. And since there was a "large country my motherland", it happened to one of our construction teams to get to Siberia. From Donetsk
(Ukraine) the road is not close – “only by plane can be reached.” Places to work, deaf... to take vodka (in bottles) with you is stupid.
No matter how much you take – it will be little, and Aeroflot strictly watched for no “overweight.” Again – loading and unloading luggage... and plastic bottles in the country has not been carried out yet. Therefore, future doctors, preferring vodka alcohol (obviously!As a container for its transportation, they decided to use... medical heaters, which were purchased in nearby pharmacies entirely. They weigh little, hold a lot, do not ring, do not fight. Each fighter of the building unit (so it was then called) carried a pair of heaters - red or blue. Therefore, the alcohol eventually acquired the corresponding color... as, however, and the characteristic smell of rubber. Of course, these organoleptic changes did not affect the consumer properties of the product. Before flying home, the guys generously served local workers - for a pleasant company, for joint work, good attitude and normally closed clothes (every student brought thousands of Soviet rubles). In his farewell speech, he said:
“Men, a lot of you come every summer... who you are, where and otherwise I will, of course, forget... but here’s your “cocktail” I will remember for the rest of the days!”
Since then, it has been almost 30 years, and it is still remembered: and "Kedonka", and the infinite Siberian spaces, and human relationships, and people, with their hellish labor created the country from which I am born. God give you peace and health. We remember you!

To prevent this from happening in Russia - it leads to rising prices. In order not to happen in the world - it also leads to rising prices in Russia.

From advertising news:
8 year old boy born (PHOTOS)

I don’t know what confused me more – that a boy was eight-legged, or that he was born at eight...

Comments on the video "Drivers Jiguley hit a goose..." :

Fuck, fuck to say.
WOW: Totally Agree
Zzzz: the goose should be fucking, not pressing! and 8-)
GGG: Preceded by Scuco!( by

Did you know that a quarter of Americans are idiots because they can’t find their country on the map?
YYY : I knew. This is because the survey was conducted by the Russians and showed them the map of Russia.
If so, it is much worse.
YYY : Why?
In this case, 3/4 of Americans were able to find their country on the map of Russia.

I sit behind the compost, I hear a phrase from the news: "..the engine flew out of the shape of the kalina, overcoming a few meters, barely hitting pedestrians..."

I went out to smoke.
A fly came, sat on a cigarette and burned. With a characteristic smell.

I smoked shit.

He: Are you beautiful?
Is your appearance more important than your personality?
He says: No, it is not so.
But sometimes it is the appearance that makes the husband remove his fist from the beautiful face while he is offended by the personality!

Spend as much time as possible with friends, loved ones, and just interesting people! Who if not they can confirm your alibi?

“Thank you,” how is it in the community? They steal, they cut, they shoot.
If you want to, you will also be raped xD

She visited her uncle in the hospital-seal for driving a bug, did not stick, broke his arm and six ribs. On the bed next to the guy, beat into drunkenness, twists, a brainwash, the third man in the chamber, stumbled on the shells, decided to dive into a career-breaking the spine.
I come out of the hospital, I call my friend:"Sorry dear, but no more beer.I only shakes understood,How alcohol is harmful to health!"

From Forum
X: I know it’s not in the topic, but please tell me!! to
It is true that if you buy in roses, gifted by a loved man, you will love him forever???)))))
Is it true? Have you heard this?
Y: If every morning for 10 grams of his sperm to drink the effect will be more!

I especially like to see the post script "sorry for the mistakes, Russian for me is not native" after a letter written grammatically absolutely correct

An epic fail happened at one of Soloduhis concerts in Molodečno (RB), when he was trying to conquer the crowd with the phrase "Molode! I don’t hear you!", what he received in response from a thousand crowds "He went naked!" It needed to be heard))

Hui-Trepetun: the finished channel, as everyone plotted, and like normal people, and as you go to talk about something serious, so everything starts to rust...
Ronni: Fuck, you really don’t understand that with such a nick any topics except laughing are ordered for you, right?