Nick: Is ZAGS an abbreviation?
She: Yes
Nick: How is it decoded?
She:Palace of the Marriage
Nick is genius...

My mom almost did not fire yesterday.
XXXX: Drying the hair with a construction dryer (((

Silvia Leen (15:09:44 20/08/2010)
The vegetables are burned. (

[Eva Tornado] (15:09:54 20/08/2010)
And that they did? OOO

Yesterday the girl confessed to me.
xxx what to do.
xxx: I explained to her that I was a drunkard, a drunkard and a debosher. She says I love you as you are.
YYYYYYYYYYYY True love of evil.

Lucas is
The weather is chewing, trees fall, grass, lightning. ppc
Irina Qashqai
I fear
Irina Qashqai
Poker is cancelled
Irina
Watching the death of the world is more interesting.

I don’t know if I got a lot of potatoes or not.
As a man who will clean it, I say a lot!

node1054 (17:37:50 19/08/2010)
I am more interested in office, so-called savings.

node1054 (17:38:52 19/08/2010)
15 the compound. Everywhere a spark is worth... but the 2007 office was bought...complete... with no need for anybody... and immediately stands on the spark of the 2003 spark with a pizzed server of terminals, but fucking 1C license, but with burned upgrades ))

It’s just Google knows what!! to

XXX is
Today is a day of hell.

YYYY
I today with the switchers on the brahino ran under the rains and on the entrances where the whole floor is covered with rats and smells so that it would be better to smell shit.

XXX is
Okay, I have nothing else then. thanks

Iljich: I remember, in the 11th grade I started entering the work in a trial egue with the epic phrase "Well, let’s start slowly!"

Andruha, 19.08.2010 16:33:16:
I can imagine your panic in the eyes!! to

Chopra, 16:33:36
Why the panic?

Chopra, 16:33:50
My lips are narrowed.

Chopra, 16:34:04
Because I grabbed the nurse for the ass and cried down to me on the table.

Sergey r@zvr@tyny скотин@ Cherenko wrote at 15:42
I do not smoke, I do not smoke and I will not smoke. Sometimes it’s a cane ;)
I am very negative about the smoking of girls, now every 3 smokes! Maybe that’s why I’m not a girl now. ?

Sergey Shkaf wrote at 16:27
Isn’t it because you’re dumb?

1: "In Avatar 2 will be present fantastic fish"
2 kg of flesh?

MG (m): Jeeps are the dream of men
Tractor: I am a man. Such a dreamy little girl.

From the forum - Video and audio discussion monitoring by the employer:

No, well, of course cool, you can still make a corporate newspaper with the results of "track", I already clearly imagine the headlines of this internal newspaper "Sensation! Semen Semenovich from the wholesale sales department slept with Olga Ivanova from the personnel department, "Igor Vitalevich was abandoned by his wife. Read the details!Marina Ivanovna goes to the bathroom too often. Sick kidneys or lazy to work?? »

XXX: I’ll be back soon. What to buy?
Buy a black goat and chips.
The black goat? Are you a satanist?

by Revo:
It was great to turn off the air conditioning for the first time in two months.
The Troll:
Turn on the heater.

The good people are obliged to serve their servants.

Accounts for the Hallow

I had to study in a prestigious but closed school for boys for a long time.
Among the various useful subjects such as fine literature taught us the art of blowing up various products, buildings and structures, built with the help of sciences that did not teach us.
The red thread passed through the entire course of security technology - so that all this art did not crumble somehow prematurely or not as planned, and so that the blast fell exactly where we want, and not on our heads.
They studied seriously, and the demands were very high.
Here is the theoretical exam.
Our teacher enters the audience and says:
Who will get the "three" - checkers on the table.
Not that I would smell, I just went on the "five".
But the countdown on the lecture table grew rapidly.
When she was fully formed, he took her from the table and with a wide gesture threw her out into the open window of the fourth floor, shouting:
The Parasites! You kill yourself and your soldiers.

I am also teaching in other disciplines.
And the nostalgia for the standards of acceptance of exams for some reason is stronger...

How to extinguish forest fires:

Firefighters: Arriving at the scene of the fire, they suddenly find that the equipment is broken, there is no water, the gasoline seals are not working. Heroically throw fire with sand, roll trees with thistles.

Locals: Thro the village, fire is thrown with sand, trees are cut down, and tractors are made. They make fire engines from false materials and pour out fires. Make sure it does not burn again.

Residents of neighboring regions: They buy for their own money and bring on their cars to local residents and firefighters food, water, firearms, pumps, sawbags, shovels and respirators.

The party “United Russia”
They come, photograph themselves in party shirts against the background of a fire, leave, then write on their website about how the party has extinguished all the fires.

Officials: They do not allow people to extinguish fire on their own, because they did not submit a notice of extinction in two weeks and did not receive permission from authorized bodies. Together with the police, people are fined for illegal harvesting of the forest.

President: He talks about how hard he works in Sochi.

Prime Minister: He comes with a delegation of dozens of people to the fire extinguishing headquarters specially created for him, under the chamber he walks on a smoky field, promises compensation to everyone, sits on the “airplane-ambition”, makes a couple of circles around and leaves.

State TV: They say we have no fires. But don’t worry, the party and the government personally extinguish all the fires and nothing burned. But don’t worry, all the inhabitants of the burned villages will get compensation and new houses. After shows a report on terrible cataclysms in other countries.