I am not gay or lesbian. The planet is so overcrowded, if some bites don’t multiply, I’m just happy.

My husband talks about our common acquaintances with Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:
“You know, it’s hard for me, a simple mortal, to communicate with half-gods... After all, half-gods are a little underhuman.

The developer is married, in connection with which he was released. In his absence he was found. A colleague writes the bag-report:
XHHH: Dima, here after editing the order went crazy!
Tagged with: p.s Congratulations to!

Viktoria: I want him just because he writes literally :)
Paul is ?
Paul: Only a poet?
You are not here ?

About Jack Daniel's

The xxx:
He hurt me.

YYYY :
Hit in the head?

Talk to a friend in Vladivostok.

XXX: Good morning

YYY: Hello

Do you know at least one waterfall nearby?

YYY: nearby - what radius will you arrange?

xxx is not important)

Are the Niagara arriving?:D

XXX: You are

On me in Skyrim used the spell of ice. Now there’s a slug in me. It has not melted for several days, changing clothes and restarting. Who was confronted? Tell me how to remove? The dragons were breathing fire on me - it doesn't help (per a puddle from an org glass).

I was told I was a copy of my dad. :)
Sorry you don’t have Jessica Alba.

She: Are you trapped on these artificial rocks?
He: Well, you need insurance if you suddenly break up!
She: Well, it is not interesting! It’s like jumping with a parachute!! to

When Chuck Norris is on the subway, all the breasts are watching him.

list/manigor: Yes, this McCartney does not even know the songs of the normal - neither "You-Moriacha, I-fisherman", nor "My thoughts-my rabbits" - nothing. Brennitch sings something and does not sing in our way "Hi law yo" - who is listening to it? We are not listening to that in the area.

I live separately... and here I find out that my parents lost me! they lost the fuck! oh at night I didn’t call them! that I sleep at night, shit!

I thought all of the emo wanted to die, but it didn’t hurt.
We need to give emo to the animes and they will occupy it until death.)))

‏@bubblegum_fan
Well, I’m a girl, so why do I have to patch the garage?! to

XXX: Why is it so unpleasant?
I didn’t sleep, I blew up.
HHH: So what is it?
The gates of hell opened, and the choir of hundreds of tortured souls filled the street.
XHHH: in the kindergarten under the windows children walked out?
See also: AGA
xxx :D

Eldaolos: Spiders in this respect are generally perfect.He threw a mouse once a month and he is full
The Prince of Darkness: Isn’t it a pity?
Eldaolos: Okay, they cost 60R, not so expensive

She: What are you doing?
by 15:20:48

I bet the system.
by 15:20:57

Is it political?
Or a social?
by 15:21:37

He: That’s why you went to social science and I went to computer science.

xxx: I now have a regime and at 12 I already horrifyingly want to sleep)
In fact, with my regime, I want to sleep all the time.

Comments under the video "How to cut a glass bowl?"

It’s 7:40 in the morning and I haven’t slept all night. I was going to go, but decided to go to YouTube, and I made a fateful mistake... an hour ago I quietly watched the mummies from la2 and other games, how did I get to cut the bank... what is happening at all? before this I watched as a man with his hairy hands cuts the glass with his scissors, probably this is the end.

Shit it!! Cut all the banks, throw the video how to cook them back!!!! Until my wife grabbed my throat...

“Mr. Brigadier, can I bring my cushion, clap and cushion?
What day is today?
and Monday.
At what time?
10 in the morning.
Not time yet. Wait to.
Mr. Brigadier, and now what? Today is Wednesday, noon.
No time yet, wait.
Mr. Brigadier, and now what? Today is Friday, 16 hours.
No time yet, wait.

Oh, you are throwing up, right? What is the day, what time?
Saturday, five in the morning.
Now is the time! Bring your clutches, clutches and clutches!