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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №117377
 16.08.2015
xxx: The clock module is designed to work at temperatures at low temperatures, up to -10 ° C.
Farewell to Russia?
yyy: A hand that has equaled the temperature with the atmospheric air will no longer press the clock button. There is no point in the larger limits :)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №117376
 16.08.2015
What a zombie people.

There are such people whom the profession forces to get up early (say, drivers of public transport, people who baking bread, etc.). For some reason, they don't drop the whole world on a car, and nobody feels like their family is more comfortable - on a steep car or a pedestrian.
But everybody worries about a man who goes to some hill in the morning to declare the text. And when normal people wonder where this man has a expensive car / clock, then they need to throw all the cacao.
For me, a baker or a tram driver needs a car more than a pop.

And then another comrade said that all children are kept by parents. Yes, they contain, but our parents worked, not crystallized.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117375
 16.08.2015
A voice of despair from the street:

Daesh, he is a man! He does not understand anything!!! to

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117374
 16.08.2015
In the United States in 1929, as a result of the Great Depression, hundreds of thousands of people were fired from work and needed assistance. Like mushrooms after the rain, various volunteer organizations arose.
Among such organizations was the Organization for Help in Need in the state of Atlanta.
The Annual Meeting for 1929 approved the report on the activities of the organization. They sent a letter to the governor asking for funding for next year. have received.
The committee did a huge job. The members of the committee organized charitable concerts, walked around apartments, gathered donations on the streets, wrote letters to rich people, spoke on the radio, published ads.
The annual financial report of the organization was perfectly prepared. It took into account everything – rental of premises, transport, communications, journeys, advertising, wages, premiums. Without clothes and shells, the donations were collected.
Only in the Ministry of Finance noticed a funny detail - the graphs "spending on aid to the needy" were not in the report...
The accounting balance sheet of the organization was reduced to one cent.

Mary White

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №117373
 16.08.2015
Are you not afraid of death?
I don’t like the beginning of the conversation.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117372
 16.08.2015
We have a man in the neighboring street. Somewhere at two o’clock comes to his home on a tourist bus, parks, gets out of the luggage compartment and with a satisfied mouth rides 200 meters to the entrance. Lunch in the same way. And in general, bus drivers are classy, scattering songs from religious to heavy rock. In the morning, they leave the central station, greet each other and throw sweets out the windows. They are worn like in American films, but polite, even kebenimates do not send, unlike road drivers.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №117371
 16.08.2015
It is so delicious to spit them in the holy. One of the comments under the photo: Stefano Gabbana wears sandals with socks. How to live further?
...
The burning pudding!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117370
 16.08.2015
In Moscow there is a trolley bus stop "Volgogradsky Prospekt", which is named after a metro station named after a street named after a city named after a river.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117369
 16.08.2015
I am a smart girl, do you doubt?
In my time, I did not immediately come to how to write Roman numbers in the word.
I found through the search engine an article containing Roman numbers.
XHH: copied and composed as needed in your document ^^
It came without any external help. It was funny and a little embarrassing.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117368
 16.08.2015
He received "ban" for excessive zeal. Shaken to the depths of his modern soul. My torments and sufferings will be outlined in a short essay "I and Ban".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117367
 16.08.2015
My husband calls me "on a business trip" with newspapers from home. We are well. and RJT. Little came up with a gentle domestic nickname for the cat: Žmurik. I failed to convince. No, well, it’s clear – the kiss is so sweet! (and it is almost always demanded) What other interpretations can there be?? to
Now we are swimming in the Cheburashka aquarium (turtle, questions are not for me), in the warehouse is sad about patients "Infectious Department No. 1" (According to the version of my husband - "House No. 6". Terrarium for slugs, which last summer was regularly replenished with poor, sick, suffering on the street slugs. As is clear from the history, we have visited the infection ourselves). And at night, he walks around the house and sometimes swallows the jamming. That kind of cushion :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117366
 16.08.2015
Recommend some family melody.
If it comes to family, lost parents and family values, then the last Terminator.

[ + 11 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117365
 16.08.2015
A Crimean officer was assigned to serve in Vladivostok.But they cannot take the position.And all because in the case he is prone to betrayal.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №117364
 16.08.2015
She: I understood
I need a separate closet and a small suitcase for every body care.
A closet and a suitcase if you go somewhere.

If you suddenly move
Separate Railway Container

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117363
 16.08.2015
Technical progress is, for the most part, the invention of increasingly high-tech grills, which are becoming easier to attack.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117362
 16.08.2015
The author of all our favorite comics, Lynn, is getting married! Congratulations to Lynn!
In fact, Lin is two men.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №117361
 15.08.2015
Who talked about cognitive dissonance?

Commentary on the photo of an attractive girl:
(Please pay attention to Nick)

Chris: What a grace, what a fascinating line, mm chocolate candy!!! to
Pimples on the skin. I would dedicate a few poems to her on cold winter evenings.
UnisonTwoeySouls: ahabperdelil cha

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117360
 15.08.2015
I woke up from the bow, I watched. In the box, the Eurovision winner leads Smak shuddered in a moment-looked-Urgant. calmed down.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117359
 15.08.2015
No is. I want to sell what I want to sell. And engaging in what I am interested in, I created a company for this, in order to express myself, in a high-par slang. So I’ll have everything as I want, and if you’re dissatisfied, go, go, and go. My client will find me and we will both be happy. There are money, but very heavy and uninteresting orders. They go through the forest. Not in money is happiness. There are motors and low money - this is just about the topic, the primary topic: take a lot, and you will not take a lot of money here, if you can take a lot for the delivery and installation of some shelf, it is not a nuclear reactor. And there are exciting orders, I’m ready to do it almost for free because I like it! And yes, I did the children's home at all for free, but the pope refused, why? Because I do not want to go against conscience, and I consider their activities destructive to society.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №117358
 15.08.2015
The moral of this fairy tale is this - if you grow tomatoes and sell them to wholesale market merchants, but you came to a fool, demanding three tomatoes for breakfast, so that you bring them to his home, cut a salad there, fed a spoon, and then made a massage worker - it is not boring to explain that you are a gardener, not a massage worker. Just say it’s worth 700 euros!
When the grandmother went on a second attack, I asked her for fifty rubles to end it all together. She immediately retreated, looking at me with respect" (C)

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