A friend, in the summer after the successful completion of the 11th class (without a trio), already after entering a good university for a free branch, earned himself a summer vacation, stumbling on the construction of some building. And one day, when there was a heavy rain, he dropped a hole under the garbage, naturally all dirty, wet, by the belt in the water. A mother and a little child pass by, and the mother, pointing to my friend, says to the son: "Look, son, you will be studying badly, you will have to work like an uncle!"

by 111
so that you can help with the network settings, I can't configure so that the rest of the computers can come out through me and also the question which password I can't enter the network in the computer

by 222
I am here caroche like I was in school now I don't understand the habit when the signs of interruption put nihua incomprehensible

April 17, 1945 – Leading Soviet pilot-as Ivan Kozhedub over Berlin was attacked by American P-51 fighters and shot down two aircraft. As the commander of his air division Savitsky said: "These victories are at the expense of future war."

The BBC Russian
Kenya's largest jewelry specialist killed
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They killed in Kenya.
and fold!
:D

The X-Files are running!
Wow, and this is one of the main causes of accidents on Russian roads!

and Lexeich:
I have no cowardice to go out of the house down, it's like a coward of mine.

[01:40:52] <xxx> I went to the bar for beer, met the boss... I drank beer at the expense of the boss and got a weekend until Monday. ppc

In the continuation of the most terrible nightmare: make sandwiches, pour tea, bring all this to bed, wrap in a blanket and forget the TV controller.
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From annoyance nervously jump out of bed, pour tea, send sandwiches down on the floor, crack out, look for a controller for half an hour, and then find out that he was already in bed and was hiding under your ass.

Red: The favorite water of the ladies
I woke up at two o’clock at night and said I want a pear.
LORDSoftware: Give her a potato
LORDSoftware: Per the demand will not understand

The funny thing is elections. Even those in power scream that the country is in the ass and something needs to be decided.

The Warcraft Channel
Q: Can you tell me how to become a server?
bbb: die and re-born in the body of the processor.

EAZY> bl#t, not in vain my eyelid from the morning was shaking - the virus bugs on the flash were pulled. I have sex with computers today.
TT> if you have sex today, you will have sex all day.
EAZY> I don’t think I’ll get pleasure from it
TT> and you imagine instead of comp me. I am lying in front of you in a transparent black lingerie... Do with me whatever you want...
EAZY> I slowly insert a formatting command into you, with pleasure watching the elegant black underwear gradually disappear and be replaced by a pseudo tattoo, the eyes become provocatively monochrome, and you beg me - INSERT BOOT DISK...
TT> No bootable device - insert boot disk and press ENTER... Enter... Enter...

I work in a sales company, today came a customer:
LADA KALININA... roasted for a long time... she wasn’t offended ?

It is not as dangerous to stand in the way of a flock as it is in the way of those who feed it.

This story happened in those times when car enthusiasts at exams in addition to driving and traffic rules were forced to know the match of the car. This story happened with the head of the Department of Chemistry, a doctor of chemical sciences, a professor of the Taganrog Radio Technical Institute. At that time he was probably 50 years old, with a tail when he got a personal car. I went to car school and finally the exams. But he was badly given the device of the car. There were a few attempts, and finally he was lucky. In the ticket, in the match section, he got the device and the battery work! Winged, sitting on his bow, he described the work of the battery in the most detailed way, describing all the processes at the molecular level using the words "cathions", "anions", "transition of electrons from orbit to orbit", and other scientific terminology. The exam was taken by the senior of the GAI, with one twist (probably a pressed feather), which as the response grumbled stronger and stronger. Eventually he cut off the professor and said to him, "Daddy, you are not ashamed to carry such an Achine! Go, learn the work of the battery, come another time.
The professor slightly lowered his head, confused, wondering where he was wrong, went away.
Everyone who was there at the same time (there were several students from this institute) lay down laughing. But for the happiness of this professor there was also the captain of the GAI, who said to the senior, "You know whom you expelled?
He is a chemist! He knows how the battery works, because he is one of those who invented it! Give him back and apologize.
You should have seen the root of this senior...He took these words literally... :)

How is it?
I cannot please anything. Everything is OK.

Farewell, my dear and irreplaceable. I hope for your soon return. Without you, the house was cold and empty. Sometimes I warm my hands around the cup of tea, remembering how passionate, burning, gentle and affectionate, wrapping up... but I understand, of course, vacation is needed by everyone.
I miss you without you, my favorite hot water.
Devil WPT

by Maximko! (13:14:37 13/08/2009)
Anastasia

by Maximko! (13:14:40 13/08/2009)
Anastasia

by Maximko! (13:14:55 13/08/2009)
Play the Harmony!! to

Antonio (13:15:29 13/08/2009)
The Third [:

Antonio (13:15:40 13/08/2009)
fucking fucking

The Megaphone subscribers! Be careful, the operator has all enabled the service of soundtracks instead of music for 2 weeks for free, but it will not turn off itself and you will start to write off money without your knowledge! Call the tech support to find out how to turn off!

I have been living alone in my apartment for a long time, and the habit of closing up in the toilet still remains)