In Russia, leadership is accepted as pain.

A friend told me. Further from his face... There is a place on the Nosovichinsky highway where two lanes converge into one. But because of the eternal traffic jams, especially stubborn people drive along the side. I’m driving in the lane, and on the side in front of me is trying to get in SPECIALLY stubborn BMW driver, which I don’t let him do. And here he is complaining and signaling, showing all his impatience. I showed him a sign: “Rise up from behind!“But no, we’re in the Beagle!!!! And so he was captivated by the process that he did not notice the pillar with a sign that ran over his way, which collapsed right in the middle of the hood!!! The bursting applause of all the traffic was provided to him :)

under the window on the truffles, the girls of 5-6 years in a group of 7 individuals, and in all the unhealthy power of their children's lungs, the choir grumbling: "Oh God, what a man, I want a son from you... already 10 minutes... apparently, the apocalypse if it has not come, it is already near...

And under my window, the same children argued, hugging the doll, as right as a man or a man.

@kot_bayun: Order from mom: “Buy some fruits. Tomorrow the apple saves!” I bought peaches. The opposite systems

Only from the tenth time noticed the clever stump of the pitchers in the advertisement of the notorious ugliness - the actor throws away an apple bitten, in exchange for a new phone.

I love hot water – it’s really warm, unlike that of your love >.

Remember the guy with dollars? So, he decided to spend his vacation in Egypt.

A story with glasses. I wear glasses from school, the story has pursued me: regularly, once a month, I forgot the glasses on the couch / chair and sat on them, in the middle)) At the university, I suddenly became smarter and decided to trick the fate: I bought spare glasses. It’s been 10 years... never again :)

Yura
When is the tank?? to

by Mikhail
Not today 😉

Yura
Do not call me anymore.

from TWITCH.TV
Rakashh: How can there be 10 million viewers when there are only 7 million people on the planet?

Yesterday when I was playing paintball, I saw somebody while running around the field.
I thought they were burning the guys, like the special forces straight, and now Zhacha said that it was he who was stuck and stunned.

The subscription agency. The employee receives from the client by mail a request for the journal "Organ". He is not in the price, calls to the editorial office:
Is it an organ?
He gets a very unexpected answer:
Not an organ, but an organ.
We are not the first...

I was given a new guarantee for the new year. We bought a graphic tablet as a gift to the child, but a crazy computer store did not check the product, not without reason believing that interested and competent buyers would do it better. But I, as an absolute technical nonsense, did not want to ruin the holiday with a badly-functioning surprise, and the sellers advised to go into their warranty in the same building.
I go in, clarify - let them check, I take the turn. In front of me are two guys with a system block. Two masters are released at the same time, and we approach the shelf together. My master is buried somewhere, and I wait, watching for the neighbors. The standard dialogue:
What do you have?
I bought it a week ago and it doesn’t work.
The Master opens the block – and all the content of the body falls on it... I think my face should have been seen then... But Master! He only smiled a little pleasantly and clarified: "We collected ourselves?". He listened to their whisper: “Yes... themselves... cheaper... and began to tell them about whispers, which and how much are needed in this case, and then calmly began to check what could still be saved from their set.
No, well, if I could not see with my own eyes such sleepiness and unreasonable belief in his own strength, maybe I would also seem that the specialists exaggerate, describing the user vulgaris, how he, connecting the periphery, pushes the connections into the wrong connectors, or, connecting the headphones, calls and is upset that the columns do not work, and so on. But I believe.

Google fell for a few minutes.
XXX: It’s even scary to think about this... Who else will answer my questions...
YYY: You’ll think you lived without any internet there before. You go to the library.
Zzzz is heretic! There was no life before the Internet.

I saw the "Sleep" button on the site instead of "Send".
Time to...

Famous chef and TV host Jamie Oliver showed how chemicals turn dog-only food into human-friendly, and won a lawsuit against one of the world’s largest fast food chains, McDonalds.

The McDonald’s chain has always argued that their products are so cheap because they buy meat in giant wholesale lots. In fact, in the manufacture of filling for hamburgers they use unfoodable meat production waste, pre-washed in ammonium hydroxide to disinfect and give a "eatable" pink color.
In general, a product is taken that is only suitable for dogs, but after such treatment it is given to people.

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zzz: These are the wrong worms you are crawling.
The real worm must be such that he sits on a leash without any hook, rushes rapidly to the naively floating carousel, suffocates, rises, passes the prey on to the master and, after a comradeship, crumbling the worm's jaw, goes back to underwater hunting!
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And the fishermen,
Are these judges?
Once you pulled it out,
The tail, in half hand!
And the judges,
There were worms before.
A worm once was,
Eat the river!
The Worms were swirling,
Fishermen have lied.
We listened to them,
They climbed on the hooks!
by Andrei Usakov.

Pascendi: Today at the Echo Vladimir Vishnevsky complained that modern youth does not understand the line: "I called you all twins in your youth."
And for sure: the girl-leader of the program "Diffiramb" didn't know what "double" is ("It's like a coin like that").

I feel old like a fucking mammoth :-)

(Interesting, do people born in 1990 understand the line from the song "... that you can’t wait for three people at the machine"?)

Ingaret: I heard this version - "and you can't wait for three people at the ATM".

I change a week in the Russian resort city N for a week in a new building in Moscow, because the pipet.
Howofony of cockroaches on the shore (Leps, Waenga, Factory and other bouye), screams from the amusement park, drunk companies are not in the order and not in the fall singing oh frost frost what a man black crown, lost souls knocking and ringing in all the gates - and we stopped here, and you don't know where we stopped, the ringing of dishes in the buffet from the sinking columns without an extinguisher, the screams of spears and feathers, the hysterical haunted dogs, the wicked cat break-ups and the subsequent wickedness of catching a half-waste container with chicken bones of eggs... And this, note, the quiet edges.
Perforators, screwdrivers, Bulgarians on the weekend - a child's cradle, believe it!

Discuss the fall of Google for 2 minutes:

xxx: The zero is not as shocking as the fact that once you go to Google in search of another question in life, you will see this: The website is inaccessible. It’s even scary to think about this...Who else will answer my questions...
YYY: You’ll think you lived without any internet there before. You go to the library.
Zzz: So to find the address of the library... you have to search in Google!