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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №132351
 19.08.2016
They need...

I have a good friend, let’s call him Serge. Good in every sense of the word. Despite the fact that he holds a fairly good position (not public), he still remains a simple, kind and responsive person, both with his employees and with other people.

Not far from us there is a large food market in two floors and there for a month was a lottery lottery, for every 200 rubles of purchase was issued one lottery ticket. Half you broke and threw into a special box, the other left with you. The prizes were not exactly what, but the superprizes were a smart TV, a laptop and a mobile phone. That day the lottery results were released and the winning numbers were displayed.

We didn’t go to the live joke – it’s not interesting. We watched our results on the website of the organizers, on the list. I, of course, won nothing, not even a shit wreath got me, but as usual) I am not surprised. And Serega one ticket "shoot" and of course in the tenth, he won the television. They laughed that this is a lucky guy, the television doesn’t really need him. Why is it 32 inches when the movie theater is full? But fortune considered that Serege still needed a TV, and you can't argue with her.

I decided to go to this store to get a cognac to wash luck. At the entrance they also displayed a stand with a list of winning numbers. They got out of the store and stood up smoking, and next to the stand was a middle-aged woman with two children. Clothes are not to be very poor, but it can be seen that they have a wealth below the average. She put a bag next to her, she has ten tickets in her hands, she thoughtfully shakes her lips and checks the numbers. The children are quietly standing and not breathing watching her. We hear the boy very quietly, as if he is afraid to scare luck with his lips:

Mother of the TV? See also.

The woman looked at the child, but said nothing. In the other hand, her daughter pulled her sleeves:

Didn’t you win? Can we buy something ourselves? Look at again.

The woman looked at the numbers, on the stand and nodded her head negatively. I see Seregah approached them so closely and through his shoulder as if he was staring at the stand. I think he has nothing to do? I have already checked everything. He looked at her and then turned to the woman with a smile:

Was not lucky? The phone wanted the kids, probably – and flashes them.

The woman smiles:

Everyone is asking for television. Our old has broken. I won’t buy it, her smile was sad.

Multiple to watch. Mom at work until night, at home alone bored, - the children spoke, alive, but not fun.

It’s okay to be sad! Serenity – Everything happens in life.

Suddenly he points to the bag:

You have a ticket in your bag, and it may have fallen. Checked it out? Maybe he is your happy one? To the kids, good luck! He took me under the elbow and whispered, “Go.”

We walked away a few steps, as we heard from behind, across the street, the piercing whisper of joy of the children. I looked at Sergei:

“They need more,” he smiled and we, without speaking, added a step.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №132350
 19.08.2016
- Do you know why in the massive forest fires in Russia, officials send planes to extinguish forests in Europe?
They are afraid that their villas will burn.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №132349
 19.08.2016
Yes, most women will give up science if you offer her a cellar, barbecue, yard and garden!! to

// is
and smell there every day without a weekend from morning to evening for fifty years in a row? I did not give up on such happiness.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №132348
 19.08.2016
The troll is the same terrorist. You cannot negotiate with him.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №132347
 19.08.2016
It is over, I am leaving you!
Dear brother, stand still! Please give me a snack!
Maybe a chance?
– Snaps

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №132346
 19.08.2016
The apophagia came when she gave me her headphones, because I took them in my hands and put them on the table from the box. Apparently after that she’s crazy.

Remove all her clothes. and clothes.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №132345
 19.08.2016
From Habr, discuss the replacement of Devices by Guarantor:
aquamakc: The familiar set of key + mouse logistics changed. The key is dead, the key is dead. There is no store. Contact the logistics. They say - such kits are not produced, we can replace it with a new one - for this send us a photo, on which you are destroying the existing set. The acquaintance armed with a hammer from the soul, I took all this on a photo. The photos were sent, a new set came in a couple of weeks.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №132344
 19.08.2016
Then I went to work in a commercial company. And there, yes, from managers, whose responsibility is to talk to the client and make an order, I listened to stories on the break that the babies are stupid, that wherever they work, they go to work.

And nothing surprising. Men, in order to be meaningful, hire assistants according to the criterion of the foot-sust. They can’t even answer the phone call clearly. But a short shirt pleases the eye and increases the tone. You will decide what is more important in a girl - intelligence and intelligence or a smooth knee.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №132343
 19.08.2016
Speaking of principled teachers. For a long time they could not understand by what principle the economist of some miserably falled on the exam, and others put 4 and 5 for health. Everyone took over - in terms of success not even near, clothes, no way. There were different theories.
I accidentally guessed.
In the dining room. He is a humble and orderly man. There were those who, entering the dining room, immediately occupied the free seats with their things and went in line to distribute.
Probably one day I did not find a free place, coming out with a full cover.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №132342
 19.08.2016
xxx: today the five-year-old daughter of the employee joyfully told how she was playing in my mom's room with her eyebrows, beads and toys from the box under the mirror - fur bracelets and a rubber cucumbers with a motorcycle

I then told my mom in private that the box with my toys should be kept at least on an anthrax.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №132341
 19.08.2016
Well, I’m not a poor man, I earn twice as much as my future husband. And I’m going to go to Zack for two reasons:
1) Fucked his jealousy, being basically nothing to me, just a fuck. But at the same time, don't communicate with men, go with friends, don't walk alone, don't dress beautifully, etc. (I do it all in my own way, but it’s angry.) From the husband such throwbacks are still tolerable, but from the shit from the mountain? First prove that you consider your wife yours, marry her, wear a ring that you are already busy, and then throw off the pants.
2) I have the opportunity to obtain citizenship in another country, if we are unmarried, then its legalization there becomes a big problem.
Without the above two reasons, my marriage was not broken.

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In fact, the convicted guys have a similar motivation. But also to you the question, if he allows such bribes now, and you in full uniform, why do you pull such a man into the ZAGS?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №132340
 19.08.2016
We have a guy at work like that. The programmer works. They are always dressed and the image changes frequently. That romantic winnow with long wave hair, in a white blouse and black leather pants, then with a shortened haircut and in glasses, in a fabric shirt a real hipster, it is even more interesting. I approach him somehow.
and Lecha! - and this is not Lecha, it is Kolya... And in general, they have a terrible flow in the department, students gain experience...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №132339
 19.08.2016
Man is a creature that always hopes for the best. In you, women, this is most often expressed in changes ("and fish chew, and on... sit"). We are more honest, there is a better option - goodbye.

You know what I will say? A truly honest person of any gender does not consider his companion as "one of the options" and does not stumble on the sides where there is something else to give. If well - live, if bad - disagree and don't fuck the brains of the other side. And from your life views you are rotting. I don’t think a smart woman won’t feel that.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №132338
 19.08.2016
It was a little about something else.
It’s about the fact that when it comes to going to Zags directly, the guy says – I don’t need it.
The girl goes to the one who needs to.
How could you break our relationship, and what did you miss?? to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №132337
 19.08.2016
xxx: caught once long ago webalta, was lazy to take out, sat with her
XXX: Send a Message
XXX: What has rushed into stupidity Amigo
XXX and attention
xxx: He removed the webtalk, and after,removal of amigo, chrome works normally
xxx is 10 out of 10

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №132336
 19.08.2016
Just at the fuel station TP confused the column numbers and poured 15 liters of diesel into my tank
Did she put the slang in your bag too?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №132335
 19.08.2016
Therefore, it is funny when guys pathetically shout, "What do you have this stamp!"" Dear, you are not ready to name your girlfriend in all respects - don't be surprised that one day she will leave.
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As for me, the stamp is the willingness not only to be together, but also to have common children. Such a stamp gives a woman a greater legal protection precisely as a mother. But the presence or absence of a stamp on a single gram does not make you more or less favorite.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №132334
 19.08.2016
In the mid-1990s, the mother decided to rebuild the hallway, which did not have heating.

The roof was removed from the adjustment, doors and windows were dismantled, one box of brick was left (for experts, the brick was placed on the floor).

It was summer, I was a little fuck 11-12 years old on vacation. About what my mother wanted to do with the adjustment I did not know and how I was before the light bulb at all. One beautiful morning, when my mother was at work, my sister was in school, and I, as a mega-independent man, remained alone at home for the elder (over the dog and the cat), I decided that it was time for me to get involved in the process of building - rebuilding. I decided that once everything is broken around, the brick box is also to be removed. Breaking the bricks with a hammer was boring and not productive, this is why I took a piece of pollen and as a mural tool from "Well, wait!" I started crawling on the walls! The pieces of the brick were flying in all directions, and I felt like a superhero.

Having broken everything up to the foundation, I sat down to rest. Through the sedimentary dust I saw my titanic work, as suddenly in my head came a thought: "and my mom wanted to dismantle it, or maybe I just thought to cover it with bricks? “” And here I really barely looked at it. What to do? ! to and panic. I didn’t want to wait for my mother from work and get tired alone, losing in my head the scenes of my own murder. It was decided to run to the telephone cabin and call the mother to work - to give up, so that by the evening the rumor was gone and got used to the thought that her son is an idiot.

Having found out that the accessory was still wanted to demolish, I stated that I was ready to help and immediately commit to disassembly! After listening to the safety instructions, I ran home on cotton legs. In the evening, I was declared a hero and a mother's assistant, awarded with snacks and allowed to walk more.

I told my mother about how it really was only ten years later. Be careful with the initiative. All are good!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №132333
 19.08.2016
When people have nothing to do, they do nonsense. I am not pretending to be original in expressing this, in essence, extremely obvious truth, but nevertheless, it is exactly so. I got bored and I did a stupid deed that I will probably regret for the next three years.
Did you go to the second high?
HGH: In Doctoral Studies

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №132332
 19.08.2016
Recalled today the story of his friend, who was arranged in a large enterprise in his specialty.



The fact is that a friend is an excellent specialist in his field (technical education). The company in which he worked was closed. Not finding a job in his region, he decided to move to the capital. On the recommendation of a friend sent a resume to one of the large enterprises. Reply from the recruiter on Email: you approach us, call by such a phone.



A friend calls HR. Agreement for a meeting. He comes for an interview. In the office were a girl (recruiter) and the head of the department where my friend would work.



A friend spoke perfectly with the boss, answered all the questions, himself was actively interested in the functionality. The recruiter was silent all that time. The meeting came to an end, the boss said that the answer will be given the next day (possibly another person will be interviewed).



The girl delayed my friend to write down all the details (see job certificate, military ticket, diploma, etc.). ) is Then I started asking questions about family and other things. Something the girl didn’t like my friend: he spoke rude, interrupted, asked stupid questions. My friend said directly, “Girl, I may not like you, but why do you have such a disgusting conversation with me? “” He said he would be called back the next day.



The next day no one called. My friend decided to complain to a friend who recommended this company. He said so and so, only lost time, and the boss seemed to like it. His acquaintance asks what the name of the boss (working in the same company), which a friend gives a direct answer. 30 minutes later, my friend receives the internal number of the boss he was talking to during the interview. call to him. The following dialogue will follow (no name will be given):



Hi, we talked to you yesterday.

Hello, what did you call?

I wanted to know what didn’t make you?

How did he not arrange? The boss asked, but you refused.

In other words, did you refuse yourself? I waited for a call from you all day.

So HR told me that you didn’t get the salary.



During the conversation it becomes clear that the recruiter told the boss incorrect information. Then the boss told my friend that the reason was her personal attitude: "So I didn't like it! “”



She was offered to resign on her own will without working the next day. Or they could be fired on the article, as there were several witnesses (including during the examination of flights in the staff office).

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