Niceneasy: You don’t understand, in your face I’ve finally found someone who understands me!

In the kitchen, the telecast works, the husband passes by, at this time the advertisement: "gather the child to school for 349 rubles!"
The husband is thoughtful: and what to collect it, let the disassembled lie...

The village of Elban.
Q: Did you read it correctly? ?

Prehistory: Recently, my boyfriend and I bought a "Dendy"-type console, bought a bunch of games... Now every evening we nostalgize, playing "dancing", "supermario" and so on.

In the next game evening, my favourite publishes: "Here I look at you: you sit in a chair in the same T-shirt, drink quas, play on the console, and also fold your finger in the nose... Well, you can see immediately that the museum scientist is sitting!"

0 - O

The men! I still found porn for babes that ends up with a wedding of porn actors)))

Ashlynn Brooke (The Wedding Day)

I burned my mail on a lie.
YYY: In the sense?
In short, they have a new chip – the type of running tape they are looking for now. There is an endless list of searches.
David Ibischer Hockey
Sanatorium of Moscow
The most screened historical character
How to take a shower as a woman
The smartest smartphone
The tomb of d'Artagnan
Rabsan and Jamsut
Margarita Navarre Poetry
Uneven marriages of stars
Germany Russia
Shame of Octavia Tour
YYY: Well I saw, and what?
xxx: I watched this tape for twenty minutes - waiting for something like "Download porn for free". Fuck there!

What do virgins eat for breakfast?
WOW: How do I know?
I thought so =DDD

And I am a puppy ?
We are in a different state and we do not see you.)

XXX is wow! My dream is fulfilled: I finally eat and eat, and it's all in my breasts!
YYY: Is the delay over?
XXX: No and what?
XXX: The Blue

Kat (00:31:57 30/08/2010)
You don’t want to hurt me again.
food (00:32:18 30/08/2010)
I’ll probably write this phrase...

XXX: (22:51:04 29/08/2010)
It is necessary to develop a shorter pochrenism on men, one more, one less... a shorter not to melt and sail along the current...

YYY(22:51:37 29/08/2010)
Your shame in the common people is called blasphemy.

How many planets in the solar system?
– 9
Pluto was removed from the list of planets.
For what?
In the corner we went...

Yerevan (23:59:59 29/08/2010)
I have a drink.

Netherlands (00:00:11 30/08/2010)
and baby))

Yerevan (00:01:10 30/08/2010)
Just out of the oven.

Yerevan (00:01:15 30/08/2010)
Taste of Taste

Nursery (00:01:50 30/08/2010)
ahahahaha)))) and I have breasts just from the soul))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Yerevan (00:01:59 30/08/2010)
fucking

Discussions about Mafia 2:

PriceDent: We got to the end of the cops, which through too much falls for such a town. In the game it is impossible to live, such a plot, and in general - you can not choose and make vital decisions. In the end, you play for the main character, who is almost bad because everyone is using it.

Welcome to real-life games.

The weak sex virtuously knows how to play on the weaknesses, the strong.

It was at the height of the popularity of pagers, the year to remember exactly difficult. My father, a very busy man, then had a four-line boomerang, which was used only for official purposes. A pager call in the evening and at night could mean only one thing – an urgent call to work (at best). And here some late in the evening, the father receives a message in which the guy (Igor) says that he really liked the girl (Julia). Probably the operator’s mistake, thought my father. Somewhere a day later comes the next message from this Igor, then more and more, poems, love messages, etc. This Igorok just bothered, drumming three times a night with requests to meet. Because he never left his phone or pager number, telling him that Yulia just rolled him was problematic. My father even called the tech support to help the poor, but unfortunately ineffective. Igorok continued to throw his messages day and night. And then, after two weeks of terror, his next message arrives. Igorok appointed a meeting near the cinema "October" (Minsk) at 21:00 and says that he will wait for her (July) until she comes. From our house to the movie theater is 20 minutes walk, so my dad even rejoiced that he could help the guy and take a walk at the same time. I also decided to make him company and we walked down the Yakuza Colas street. Near the Star shop we meet my father’s brother, who, after a quick introduction to the essence of our Crusade, joins us. Three people on the street. Baghdad of Khmelnitsky.

A small deviation: It is very important to convey to the reader our appearance.
My father is a strong body, haircut under “0”. His brother is simply
Shuffle, 15 years of strap behind the back, bald. I didn’t go far from them either.

We get out of the stairs of the cinema, look, look for the eyes of Igor.
One of them stands with a flower next to the column. We approach it at the same time and become such a half-ring. Then he said, “Are you an Igor?” There is no scene. He just lost the gift of speech and clung to the column. We may have paralyzed him by our appearance. It was only after the dad got the payger out of his pocket and said it wasn’t from July that Igorok understood it.

This is such a story.

What is Murphy’s Law?
That’s when you cooked dinner, bought a bottle of wine, dressed up, swallowed – and she called 2 hours before the meeting and said she won’t come?
No is. It was when she called back after an hour and a half and said she was still leaving. And you have already drank wine, eaten dinner, and deceived.

Article about Nuclear.
“The third power block looks a bit more modern. There is also a wind. It is said that initially everything was built on the hill of a penguin. But what hasn’t happened.”

The comments:
No driver found for nuclear reactor
I found it, but I couldn’t compile it :-)
Yaya: No, they compiled normally, but the reactor was defined as a windmill.
In the beginning, everyone was comfortable – it worked stably. It was only when the external wind sensor showed the stitch that the power block cut off.

YYY: And if I put on new cords, I’ll spark in them, right?
xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx
XXX: I am not in the cages.
YYY: And I too
XXX: I remove the cords before coupling

In the online game there is transportation - an aircraft, in general ordinary public transportation. Here came another ship, the diversified Persians sunk, the ship departs. He goes long and boring, nothing to do, suddenly one Persian begins to walk on the ship there and there and scream: "Taaak! Give it up for the trip!".