- This is now such a trend to call everything "smart", I have no doubt that soon there will be "smart" toilet paper, which itself breaks off from the place of perforation.
“Paper, throw it down!” said Peter and stumbled out of pleasure. The smell of strawberries. It was an ordinary morning of an ordinary day in the year 2037.

Conversation with Th. I don’t remember what support.
I dictate you now.
Where does a poor programmer’s pen come from?
The electronic notebook.
I talk about him.

That you know: flavored toilet paper serves to refresh the air in the toilet room, and not to make your buttocks smell peach or chamomile, stop licking yourself!

From one comment to the series: "The greatest series in my life. Better than Sherlock. Just watched the 8th season of the 22nd series, until the tear blinked. With age, I become mercantile. Great actor Hugh Laurie."

Question: What is the author’s age?

Lada Kalinin: - One day I asked my parents where they were doing me... They told me, in a joke form, what was in the car. Well, now I understand why my name is Lada. ?
Lada Teterina: Oh! It is hard! )
Lada Kalinin: – Give me five! )
I like the combination of your name and surname.

I like men who know what they want. I saw. I fell in love. was married.
And not “let’s enjoy each other”, “let’s take care of each other”, “let’s try to live together.” This extends for years.
He changed, he killed, he buried. And not "how could you?", "of the children thought?", "go to the mother of the shalava!".

I have broken my old iPad. It is good that Natasha gave another two years ago.
XXX: She has never used it.
XXX: I use it now.
YYY: in
YYY: we need to give Olga a helicopter...on the radio control
Tagged: tent
yyy: and screw for the motor

I never understood. Who are these Brie and Hamon? The Egyptian gods?

She believes in all kinds of meridians.
__________________________________________
I also believe in meridians. I believe in parallels.

He touched the classic:

I would fuck the poets who write here, not in the newspapers!

Writing on toilet walls
Unfortunately, friends, it is not wise.
Among the shit you are all poets.
Among the poets you are shit.

It belongs to half of the peasants.

The most expensive advice from analysts, and the most expensive nonsense from politicians.

The night, 4 hours. Parking of vehicles.
My friend and I put his car, well, we go to the booth to the guard, to pay. This miracle sleeps like a baby. We knock loudly to wake up. He breaks down, and pulls his swollen face into the window. Take a friend and say to him, “A pack of Winston blue...”
The guard, asking, rushed to look, looked under the table, looked into the closet. And only 30 seconds later began to cover us with mat.

The more I read the newspapers and watch the news on TV, the more clearly I understand: it is not from Russia that we must roll, but from the planet!

Sanctions of sanctions. Some scream this shit, we will eat, others - horror, prices will rise.
The main question is whether these sanctions are responsible.

The U.S. has stalled our financial system, technology and science have been overthrown, and now we are lagging behind every day. What did we answer to them? Is this all we can do – to ban farmers from selling us potatoes?
It is a shame, in my opinion. For 20 years, the volva was able to master only one lever - a gas valve, and even one, as it turns out, is not regulated - the macroeconomy is not a rural store. We are told that we are like the U.S. "climbing", and in fact fuck up to Latvia Finland and Ukraine. The U.S. is deeply and loud about our sanctions. This is the sixth part of sushi. Reduce the great country to clashes with countries the size of the Moscow region!

Apparently, all teachers of English have already become accustomed to the fact that in groups of technical specialties, everything is called "Greek".

This is the difference between the Americans and the Russians. American: “We have a free country, I can’t be hit,” Russian: “We have a free country, I can hit anyone.”
- Ah, and the American Negroes invented the game "Cut the White"
This game was invented by the Red.

Christina: Is there anything I can do to create this external printed form?
BRR: In what language is it written?

and Kirill:

Sdr

Day of Birth.

fucking

The Birth

the day

S is

Read the last three posts from the bottom up, but don’t read this.

Not the last three.

Then read the last six sentences, and forget the first three below.

If you get confused, call me. I will explain in more detail.

OJIEHB
I also used to knock the door in the village a few times. There were sparks in the glosses. Nothing is like living.
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:() → OJIEHb
To be alive does not mean to be without consequences.
For example, your manner of writing with demonstrative errors is nothing more than a stylistically marked type of pragmatic speech with a broad connotative palette that necessarily involves an interpretative community.
Behind this often lies the consciousness of one’s own incompetence and insolvency.
Therefore, it is concluded that the consequences still exist.

OJIEHb → :(
I smiled and didn’t take anything :)))

In one good MMORPG like WoW, there’s the opportunity to pray to the gods (a game with deep roots from the 90s, so it doesn’t look like the proverbs of the RPC). For prayer, among other things, they give a coin. For 100 coins you can buy a mount. So, I, a person who has passed or tried almost half of all known 3D games, who considers himself a gamer and an advanced user, never in my life could have thought that at 25 my morning before work would start with prayer.