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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №132331
 19.08.2016
The highest domestic mortality rate in Russia is due to drunkenness from the knife. All the knives must be removed. Can you imagine what a terrorist with a knife can do?! to

We need to remove sockets. You can’t even imagine what a terrorist can do with a complainant!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №132330
 19.08.2016
About the puppet.
I scratched the older cat - he is the most calm, put on his knees with a bubble up, I look for the umbilic... The cat spread all the legs, shakes like a transformator, until the eyes went away, the tip of the tongue between the claws pushed out. I did not find the puppet, but judging by the look of the cat, I could at least look for Nessie in his wool, only to chew the puppet. % of
I’ll go hunt two younger ones, maybe I’ll find them.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №132329
 19.08.2016
Do not be confused:

to this:

After all, in women, sexual arousal on the same organ is not bound, and the whole skin is not cut, in men, on the contrary, in pants, the main arousal is concentrated.

Talk about female circumcision and causes / consequences, you will eat a lot of new.

He did not know about erogenous zones vs. orgasm, and you are here about the consequences of female circumcision. If it wasn’t school, it was sad.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №132328
 19.08.2016
Black toner and black toner.
What are you going on with me...
:( and :(

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №132327
 18.08.2016
Here I read about ZAGS... The type of relationship to spoil for the sake of a stamp, if everything is fine...
And I think, if you love a girl, shouldn’t you first drag her there? And if there is no desire to drive there, it means that you are not sure of your feelings, it means that it is not love, but something completely different. Comfort for example.
Therefore, it is funny when guys pathetically shout, "What do you have this stamp!"" Dear, you are not ready to name your girlfriend in all respects - don't be surprised that one day she will leave.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №132326
 18.08.2016
I think our Stirlitz is much better than theirs Norris. You will think with your hands and feet. You try to defeat Mueller, and in the buddying at the General Staff.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №132325
 18.08.2016
#historic #life of wonderful people

And Lomonosov was not taught at all... who had to walk to Moscow and then obtain knowledge himself, while living hungry.

The father of the Sabbath, Vasily Dorofievich, was by no means a poor type, rather a very wealthy one, because the first in the north on personal money by the decree of Peter 1 built a shipyard according to the western pattern, the hucor, in addition, had large land possessions. So all the stories about the fact that the young genius smelled like a slave on the galleries a little, the most exaggerated.
The second point is that Mikhail fled to Moscow by no means for knowledge, but from under the crown, at night and in secret.
He proceeded by forging documents to the Slavic-Greek-Latin Academy, and then to the University of the Academy of Sciences in Petersburg (to the question of the absence of higher education in the RI of those times).
Well, and life is hungry...officially it is. But there is an unrecognized version that Mikhail was a bastard of Petrush and in his youth he was not poor, and the arts behind him were such that the term would be deadline.)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №132324
 18.08.2016
Add the earthquake:

He was born in 65 in a small working village. We had a phone at home and needed to tell the telephone worker which number to call - I was five years old, as I remember now. You had nothing at the end of the 90s. Are you from the planet Earth?

In the mid-1980s, a new building. I had to wait four years on the phone. I don’t see anything criminal in the original.

There was no phone in my family until 2000. There was no stupid money. So in the mid-1990s, when my mother became very ill, I was six or seven years old running to my neighbor on the fifth floor to call an ambulance, and it was good that the neighbor was at home, otherwise we and my brother would remain orphans (3 years at the time). Everything happens, don’t judge by yourself.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №132323
 18.08.2016
I make cakes on order. I ordered a lot of biscuits in the shape of biscuits, but the most unusual was a brain-shaped cake with the inscription: "Eat this, and my no longer touch!"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №132322
 18.08.2016
This is this misery:

I’m going to go to Zack for two reasons:
1) Fucked his jealousy, being basically nothing to me, just a fuck.
2) I have the opportunity to obtain citizenship in another country, if we are unmarried, then its legalization there becomes a big problem.

Why marry someone who is just a shit?
Why go fucking to another country?
Why live with a man if, except for an idol, nothing connects him?
Why do grandmothers look for fools if they then complain about what a fool her husband has? © Philosopher

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №132321
 18.08.2016
Is that this program?

What alternative personality Smolny Institute called a high school.
Discover the program of this institution. I’m afraid you won’t put her even under the gun.

The program included training in Russian literacy, geography, arithmetic, history, foreign languages, music, dances, drawing, secular manners, various types of household.
In my secondary school it was more and more (foreign in general was 3: English, French - at the same time - and in 9-10 classes to them added also Latin). has not died.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №132320
 18.08.2016
It is a pity that the childhood misconceptions didn’t last long, and that they were again scattered. I have a new positive topic.

In the first class, my teammates and I slid down on a blendamete tube to cut it and find out how the stripes are arranged inside. What experiments did you do as a child?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №132319
 18.08.2016
From the forum:
My three-year-old daughter asked me how I came up. I told her that I came to the pharmacy, selected the best girl from the catalogue, I was given a pill, and then you came out of my stomach.
He comes from the garden, crying. She says I cheated her. Sereza (a boy from the group) said I came from Pisa. I proudly demonstrated her a scarring from Caesarean and said - it was Sereza from the scratch appeared, and you from the stomach.
The next day Seresh cried over the injustice of this world.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №132318
 18.08.2016
Theme of the "transport company "Odyssey". Let us not forget that "Odyssey" is literally the evil of the gods, yes. But the point is not even that, I myself had a slogan for them: "Twenty years in the maritime transport market".

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №132317
 18.08.2016
Oh, babies, babies... ZAGS is not an expression of love, remember it once and for all! Maybe we want to buy a new apartment? Property transactions are better done without being married. This as an example.

Of course, what love is there, if "we want to buy an apartment" so that the temporary dormitory does not get anything in any case. The fact that it is temporary is by default, and the fact that it is a shelter is also. What is there on the Fig "Love".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №132316
 18.08.2016
It is scary actually. Even worse, there are still blurries who consider this to be the norm, and even require that all others submit to this norm. In a normal country, this fool would be jailed for inciting, inciting and organizing mass crimes. But our intestines are thin. Sounds day and that’s all.

He already turned on the rear transmission, a kind of joke. But in fact, human rights organizations are interested in this and are going to ban it at the legislative level.
It was thought that this anachronism remained only in the countries of Africa, it turned out to be very common in Dagestan.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №132315
 18.08.2016
How to correctly translate to English "Doctor"?
I need to write a issue to someone on GitHub.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №132314
 18.08.2016
In our main office suddenly started to repair the toilet. All toilets were removed from their seats and placed in the corridor. There was a note on the toilet door:
Is it related to the package?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №132313
 18.08.2016
What was studied at the Institute of Noble Virgins:
The daughters of nobles from 6 to 18 years of age studied at the Smolny Institute. The subjects of study were: the law of God, French, arithmetic, drawing, history, geography, verbality; in addition, dances, music, craftsmanship and various types of household were studied. In the Smolny Institute, subjects of secular treatment were also taught.

And after Paul's coming to power, his wife Maria Fedorovna further changed her education toward "women's duties."
Do you really think that with this education, you can grow a scientist? Three haha. Women are taught as future mothers.No one ever thought that a woman could do science.
A woman must be the perfect sewing, weaving, carpentry, and cook; she must divide her existence between the children's room and the kitchen, the basement, the wardrobe, the yard and the garden. End of quote.


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №132312
 18.08.2016
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

As women so immediately take care, women know how to make noise. And men should bow for themselves and for them. The fact that men die so early is their fault. The fact that the organism is worn out of overload has nothing to do with this.

From alcohol overload, their body is worn out. My grandfather was 90 years old - all his life until retirement, he walked to the far north, crawling, as you never dreamed. And his neighbors, healthy men, did not live to 70, sitting on the couch with a bubble. By the way, the grandmother at the factory for 40 years, a year younger than the grandfather - nothing, lives. Only the uterus had to be removed, or it fell out.

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