From the Immigrant Forum in Germany:

1: Tell me, please, can I take my children if I have a minus 5 thousand in my account and I get money from the social worker?
2: I join the question. I have +25,000 and the social does not shine, will they bring me strangers?

A friend went to work to the north, and a few days later wrote:

I found a local newspaper today. Here is the title literally: "Dear workers of the tundra. The Elephants. The worker. Congratulations on the main holiday of the tundra - Day of the Elephant"

They brought to repair a self-configured note.
In the settings of the antivirus set the path for the quarantine folder:
"C:Documents and SettingsAll UsersStart MenuProgramsStartup"
The Wall *

<UncleFedor> fucking what it means "not guessing to buy beer"?? to
<UncleFedor> did you not know what gold will come in the morning?? to

The admin, the fucker! We have a centralized radio network at the enterprise - still the former VPK facility. Now it is distributed as in the films show - a chicken in long-forgotten reproducers, then the voice of Levitan, with characteristic pauses:
The Soviet Information Bureau. Employees of the company! Beware of the Unknown Fuck!
The broadcast was interrupted.
The most sad thing is that the KrAZ rides on the territory of the enterprise with some shit in the body.

A long time ago, 8 years ago, a guy left a fool... We recently met, realized that we still love a friend... I am married, he is married, both have children... This is not such a farth!

and...

Ready to argue this ex-boyfriend is now earning more than her current husband...

Here you are all saying "House 2"!I don't know how you do, but I have to push in myself the irresistible desire to break the TV,when showing "Malakhov plus"!Idiotism,I understand that pensioners will do everything to be healthy,but what they show there is a complete nonsense in general!They smell bricks, paint their hands, drink various ugliness!We need to fight these charlatans!Plush everyone who is not indifferent to the health of their elderly!

Anastasia (17:10:33 12/08/2009)
Jay, I have an offer.
Anastasia (17:11:10 12/08/2009)
We come home, you play football, I throw food in the oven and I go to the store for a beer, then friendly - dinner. How are you?
bleem (17:22:00 12/08/2009)
Where is Subway? This is really straight like a MIRAGE))))) read) such a wife does not exist)

X: Yes, you see what intellectuals we and you are talking about composers. And not that some about the buchlo, and the body.
Y: I don’t mind, even if your fingers on the keyboard were able to get that ugliness! Fi is
X: Oh what to do, life is such a crash! What to do, only you and I are going on the path of education. The world is falling into the abyss of stupidity, indifference, and degradation.
Y: I totally agree with you, Batty! For example, yesterday I went to the Politec... and was disappointed in our youth...
X: Oh God, what happened there? Are you okay???? to
Y: The blatant river spilled out of the mouths of these puppies.
X: What a horror. What to do. There is only one way to fight this ignorance.
Put them all in the shit. To fuck know who are Dostoevsky and Tolstoy, and Chopin too. And look at them, they just fuck them and fuck them, no fuck.
I think it is advisable to create a group, such a coalition. Fighting these ignorants!

Ajaks: Hey, you tell me like a man whose father is a cook.
I have now cooked pellets. of the ingredients vegetable oil and pelmeni "Snow Country". When trying to turn them over, a spark hit the bowl. From there, a flame of centimeters broke out at 20-30 and splashed for seconds 2. then stopped. Tell me, what could have been done there?
Ajaks: Or is it better to ask familiar chemists?

I’m dumb not because I’m a blonde, but because I’m only 12 years old!!! here

It was a joke today. I go through the medical committee. I am on the line to the ophthalmologist. There comes a man of such a bitter appearance and asks: who is the last?
An especially literate retired woman decided to shine with knowledge of the Russian language: not the last, but the extreme!
A man after a second break is doomed to say: in our country, it is better to be the last than the extreme.

Everyone present thought...

Mommy sat for 10 minutes on the internet, then said, "There is so much information that you can go and go for a notebook and pencil."

Who wins the most stands in the ranks, who is richer in the traffic jams.

Stop of public transportation. On the opposite side of the road, looking exclusively at the bus coming to the stop, steps on the road and begins to move slowly long-legged blonde creature of the 20s. At this time, driving at a decent speed due to the turn of the jeep, at the last meters from the girl, tricks around her, going to the side with the right pair of wheels. As a real blonde, the girl is absolutely uninterested in the sound of the brakes behind her back, because in clothes and makeup, multitasking is not her hobby. And judging by sight, her goal is one, remember which bus is best to get to the desired stop. At the jeep the door opens and a pretty cute and stylish young man turns to the back of the departing miracle: "Girl, please tell me, where is the nearest crossing?" In response, this beauty turns and, seeing a gentle and, most importantly, not a poor young man, begins, blinking with his eyes, sweetly ticking about the transition in 10 meters ahead and in.
15 meters behind.
“So what kind of X... am I not going to go after the transition?!!!”
Stop the bed.

In order not to get overworked, you need to sleep eight hours a day, and the same at night.

I read a long quote today. Liked it. I will read one more tomorrow.

Why did you leave your husband alone at home? He will be drinking beer all day long, driving friends!
Yyy: Yes, I want to unfreeze the refrigerator; someone needs to pick it up.

While walking, I read an advertisement on an old car:
"I sell my car
or exchange for money!!!" and :)

She had sex with a guy when he had an orgasm, tried to loosen and pulled out her shoulder. Fuck it!
I went to the doctor, she examined me and started filling the card. Well, before that, she asked me how I was able to shake my shoulder, I explained to her, but she was not a stupid aunt. After a minute, I got the card and went to the pharmacy. I decided to open and read what she wrote there (usually I don't read what doctors write, satisfying only with prescriptions) and a clear flat handwriting was written: "I had sex.I got an orgasm.