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The result will be in the course of Google, which will unite all social media technologies with Internet technologies.
YYYY
And then it’s broken and it’s all going to come up ?))
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by Google? O_0
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Google is not the pentagon’s serpent, which every lazy Russian student breaks, here safety is more serious)
YYYY
And one day will be born in the server son of Odin and the cleaner! A boy with a beard and a sweater.
He will be destined to hack Google and other tastes!
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In the Chelyabinsk server.
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Because only the chosen boy will be destined to learn to break pgp keys with a length of 1024 bits with the force of thought.
YYYY
And the mum will be so harsh that her breasts will give her beer.
YYYY
and his father will break the mosque to Onotole himself.
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and hacks Chuck Norris...and makes him config...
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We are waiting for you, O chosen one!! to

You are so weak.
Is it a compliment?
It is horror.

Dear Government of Russia. Do not try to improve our lives. We live so hard.

In a small village, his grandfather built a house for him by a wealthy son.
On one of the quiet evenings, the grandfather sat and watched the TV in the living room on the first floor.Nothing predicted trouble, but here in the wall flew a straw. From the cabin, half into the living room, the driver (B) was driving with a sense of humor.
He goes out, cries out, and this dialogue occurs:
Daddy, how to go to Singapore.
Grandfather (who also turned out to be a humorous man) calmly turning his head: - You will turn the TV to the left.

The store, to the extent known, for sale, etc. “Arafats,” they are shamaks. The headsets are. There are three - two children of Omonovs and a seller. One child is an ordinary closet somewhere 190cm and kilos under 120, all of this, but in comparison with the second - it looks like a medium-sized, because the second resembles a dwarf, proportionally increased in size to a height of under 2 meters. This healthy man tries to wrap the schemes according to the seller’s instructions and quietly cries:
- Fuck, how do I get that shit, I can't do the size is small?
- No, the biggest, no more, - the seller replies unconsciously, looking at the shirt.
The second child quietly shakes in the fist:
We have a small one, right? When we were in the emergency, he was the only one who was allowed not to wear a helmet.
Why is? The seller asks.
They were still sitting on it like tubes. The anti-gas is like a respirator. Somewhat immense.

In Russia everything is not easy, in Russia everything is just far away.

I don’t care how long it will take! The important thing is to quickly...

· ¤ · 27·23·04·03; <Dimaka> “¤ DURACELLKA ¤” for the 4th nick)) a heaven of 2 words?

a friend in childhood had small problems with him..with the household shorter..well with who does not) after the operation comes mean to the doctor..she told him everything to do bla bla bla..and at the end adds.."smelt manganese until it falls off".. silence 5 seconds.."in the sense of shov".. :)))

My husband left living alone. I need to wash things, but the washing machine is for me an unknown Aztec centrifuge.
I spent the whole day at work asking the girls how it worked. Asked to photograph and bring to show, refused to go home despite martini and shampoo.
The guys suggested a more realistic option to come to the Leningrad highway and there for 2000. Working as a housewife for an hour.

Watch the movie "The Broken Cobra". The robbers are launching two missiles with nanomits on two targets.
Guys in the Pentagon: The missiles are fired at two targets. The first flies to Moscow, it has to be shot down at any cost. The second flies to Washington.
The voice from the room: Fuck her.

And to our boss, I’ll cheat... There’s a complaint – it’s his fault.
No matter what:
The engines are too loud (it’s on the A320!!!!)
I am not allowed into the cabin for any reason, I am not a terrorist.
Why do we fly so long, other companies fly 2 hours less, and don't shake my head I know you better.
Why don’t you have a smoking room? This "Nicorette" does not help me!!! to
How do you not remember me? I was flying here with you a year ago... Well, maybe not with you personally, but you are communicating with each other!

Yesterday, a familiar thought issued: “Everyone in the school” and “they cheated on each other”, but then on social networks all of a sudden became friends!

From the topic:
xxx: where did the tradition of making them in the Lithuanian style with the end of "us"
YYY: What does the Lithuanian order have to do with it? Have you heard anything about the Latin language, or the whole village?
What's the difference, Latvia or Lithuania
Picked, Picked

My girlfriend’s conversation with me, moved for a few months to another city for study.
I: Damn, Lear...there’s something I suddenly wanted with you...this.)
It is to onanism!

I have lived in a dormitory for five years. During this time 4 directors changed, and the scratched nail inscription on the wall of one of the stairs "Director - Pidoras" always remains relevant.

Beware of women, they are suffering forever! Either a lack of male attention, or an excess, and sometimes just some unknown jerk.

Oleg, let’s talk to you! Not like the man I just slept with, but just like a man with a man!
O_O

The American swallow begins. temporarily settled with a Haitian, whose name is Igor Kerensky, has nothing to do with Russia, just the parents are choked.

The original parents

My sister’s name is Dmitry. :)

I am a poet, and I will say with poems,
Coming to work in the morning,
I open the abyss and see,
The trouble ended:

Megaphone, Tymoshenko and Ossetia
The blonde is driving.
I met my fucking grandmother.
Let’s go along with you XDDDDD

“I was fucked in the store.”
“The boss is an idiot.”
“Fucking, sickness is not sickness,
If she doesn’t get in her hand.”

“You are a fool, Fede!” – “Sama Masha is a fool.”
It is very, of course fun.
But where is this, our powerful Russian?
Something is wrong with humor.

What did I want to say? Yes, a little
In a simple language:
Petrosian, in the Petrosian
Peterson is chasing, chasing.

If you have a sense of humor
And the word “Huy” is funny to you.
Say straight, clearly and loudly.
Fuck the shit!