As the owner of the nine, I can say the following.
The bumper there is actually worn. Steel shell, covered with wood plastic. Fuck him to break.
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As a sofa psychologist and auto expert, I can say the following.
In the source, most likely, the author confused VAZ-2114 and VAZ-2109 (93). Because of poor knowledge of the game. The funny plastic buffer of the 14th is really easy to break off, he himself was a repeated witness to this.
And the bumper "nine" is actually hollowed. They can destroy enemies.

Artem Kliatchkine (living in Belgium)

In the days, the girl, being in a mood hungry and angry, tried to arrange a scandal because of the fact that the pasta was squeezed not with parmesan, and the gran padano. You can’t tell them at all, but I said nonsense. Picture with oil: a broken European child scandals because of parmesan. My wife and I couldn’t stand it and started roasting, adding to the insult an insult.

All kinds of ransomware dresses, bouquets, photoshoots, restaurants, limousines in the overwhelming majority of cases are needed by a woman, and for a man this day - shake your teeth, open your wallet and smile boldly, so that your bride is pleasant.

All this stuff is needed by parents and relatives.

Stargazer Upgrades Windows 10 to Windows 7

PS Basically, that’s all you can say about Windows 10.

Automated Testing D:
X: I will stumble
X: Write them a tueva huču test
x: And it turns out my tests are very bad: "They find bugs"
X: So they need to be turned off :D
X: And the bugs are good, they cannot be touched.
X: They are "expected"
X: I turned off my tests – I’m fired. When I was confused, they hired me at all.

Diamond: MIO, and I’ve always been confident that I speak the language of diplomacy.
Diamond: And only the wife cried: Stop mothering!

Something is wrong in a country where drunk prosecutors rush on sober bikers.

by KONDEXIII

I go on the street. A little behind are father and son. My father is 40, and my son is five years old.
and Dad:
To communicate with people, you need to read a lot. And know a lot of clever words. Then you will know what to say in response. You were called a gorilla. And if you had read it, you would have said, “You are a macaca! The Makaka! Your ass is red!” You do not know that word. So he kept silent and ran to complain to me.

I thought here: if Serdyukov could steal billions of rubles from the budget, then maybe we are paying too much taxes to that budget?

The dog eats the cat’s dry food, he saw it in the grave. Do not give or go?
Giving or not giving is your right. Only feed the dog.

We sit down, we drink tea, the wife looks in the window at our new microbus :in_love:
I: And you can work now, if anything. Wedding for example.
She: ah, and drive together with all our children - to immerse in the atmosphere :wink:
I: Yes, and drive right before registration. The attraction is called "Think Again".

[16:42:55] Josephine Katelo > One of them was cooking a potato and waiting for it to emerge.

Correspondence between the Supplier (P) and the Customer (Z).
From you the grandmothers came.
Hunt in the neck of these old women.)

The comments sometimes remind me of an ancient story from the pre-Internet era.

Editing is a delicate matter. A special delicacy is needed.
I remember one editor who had a painful passion for scratching.
So I decided to joke with him. I bring him the little-known sonnet of Shakespeare.
The editor overwhelmed him.
I bring him another sonnet of Shakespeare.
The editor removed him.
I have five sonnets of Shakespeare. The editor says:
What are you wearing all of Shakespeare’s sonnets? You would at least "Poems in Prose" Turgenev for Diversity brought!

Mr. proud > What time will you leave tomorrow after work?
J@h > Did you want to ask at what time will I be released from slavery tomorrow?
Mr. proud > Okay, don’t get overwhelmed. Slavery is your free choice =)
J@h > That is.. )

To the technical support of our small Internet provider calls the customer:

It all worked, and suddenly the internet fell.

By habit, I begin to suggest pressing the “Start” button, opening the command line... The client breaks my monologue in half a word:

Before I called, I had already whispered with the drum. Now you have to bite!

I read beautiful things on the internet.
Teacher about students.

Seminar on the history of Russian culture. The second-year student reports about the “choice of faith” and the acceptance of Christianity. He reports boring, boring, the audience barely listens.
I try to distract him:
Why did Prince Vladimir reject Islam?
Oh, there are so many prohibitions in Islam: wine is not allowed, pork. And then the circumcision...
But in addition to prohibitions, there are permits, in particular, pluralism. Prince Vladimir was indifferent to women, he would have had four wives, harem...
The young man turns to me and with sincere astonishment in his eyes asks:
Why Vladimir Harem after circumcision?
I wonder how he imagined it?

I ordered a taxi, traveled a few places and returned home. On the counter 666 rubles.
Taxi driver: I don’t want to let you go. Standing on the ruble? We still stood on our own account.

It happened to me not so long ago at work, printing, I work for 2 weeks, it is very difficult to get used to their specific speech and I do not always understand what I am talking about :)

In the morning, I go to the planner. Production asks "Tell the Manager that the documents to the client N I did not send because they are PODLENKIE".I have eyes O_O...she says go..translate...she will understand..) well I move my legs to the side of the planner..I think by way of way..and I come to the conclusion that after all "sure that the layout was strong-red"The cute customers have a place to be.

Well and announced to the whole bunch of gathered employees as there is...all in shock..begin to deal with..manager calls for.production to clarify what is with customers...and begins to tears in a riot...We did not send documents to customers, because there is no payment, but you need to send sublinks :) P.S. I wish everyone to sleep.

xxx: I watched the lists submitted in 2012 on IU6
The stupid Maxim Andreevich
XXX: 122 points from three exams