to this:

We went somewhere in the car to ride. I decided to make the girl pleasant, bought a flower, put it in a barbecue, closed it not to the end, you need to go to the barbecue, he opens himself and there is a flower, unexpectedly pleasant, in general, everything should go cool. And so I meet her, we go, I see the cat, I rush, I cut off the bumper... EPIC FAIL

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Channel, I can't sleep... the mess opened or not???! to

We had an employee, Anna Bagirov.
The new secretary reports to the telephone - there is a call for Bagira Ivanovna.
It was up))))

I write an angry service to marketers, the emotions are shrinking, the words are lacking... "the budget of the department is laid down... laid down... hm, what is the right word to pick up? Let me put a clue in the word word to suggest a synonym for the word "injected". The proposed synonyms: drinking (?Missed, stunned, and derby (WTF???I seem to know something about the Russian language... Or maybe, to the hell of prejudice, to write: "In the department budget there is a sufficient amount for consulting services..."?? to

From the lifehacking advice:
21 is If you think of baking cookies and find that you do not have eggs, keep in mind that they can successfully replace bananas (half a banana per egg).

If I discovered that I don’t have eggs, I’t have a cake.

The news.

Sanitary service recognized worms in the water pipeline of Orsk not dangerous.

Love> - Amendments to the legislation will establish a lifelong principle of ownership of family property, it can only be transferred by inheritance. So we will contribute to the creation of birth nests, Fedorov explained.
<brandelf> then there will be mansions and serfs :)
<brandelf> and the king
* dk ÁthainLove introduced a damned cartilage - a birth nest
<brandelf> black and white :)

from JJ:
And my girlfriend's girl name is Draco, so when my younger brother was born, my dad went to the ZAGS to record the baby.
Drake says
Aunt recording "Dragon"
Dad is terrified:
- Without "N"!!! to
My aunt wrote carefully:
- "They"

What films where the characters have unusual addictions (culinary, erotic, household, in clothes, hobbies, etc.) Do you know and love?

vortep vortep: "The silence of the sheep". "Culinary" series "Hannibal" and :)

From the description of the 200 mW laser indicator and a 20 km long beam, which pervades nearby objects: Ideal for playing with animals and children.

K to:
If the turtle is large, it responds to the name of one of the Renaissance artists, loves pizza and friend of the rat. Do not take it in any case!!! to

On the contrary, take it for sure)))

My grandmother uses Skype. On the video, Grandma says:
"I got a message here ' For a high-quality video you need a faster connection'. How can I"

In one yard we laid a new asphalt, printed and hanged an announcement:
'Cars not put until the second half of the evening tomorrow'
It was a fun three days.

XXX: I’m going to work.
YYY: And how then? Which verb is stronger in this situation?)
xxx: at 10 18 meet the babysitter, take her to myself and to work
Yes, it’s all planned, not even interesting.
YYY: I thought you had a dilemma there.
I have everything planned by the end of September.
YYY: How do you live the moment?
xxx: A moment I quit living in the 98th, when the toluens were removed from his composition.

Dialogue from Khabarovsk:
Do not take an umbrella?
Do you wear an umbrella? The Last Berry!

Immediately after the war, Rokossovsky built a huge mansion for himself and invited the entire Politburo and the entire General Staff to wash. We walked all night, sang songs, remembered the war. Everyone says goodbye in the morning, and Stalin says, “Thank you very much. Roccosovsky, a good children's holiday home you built. The same day the house was occupied by orphans. Rocosovsky himself long afterwards had fun about this, and several times washed a new, more modest house, but already in a narrower circle.

There were, of course, twists at the time... But at least anyone can imagine that now, with modern oligarchs, they could do so??? It would be worth...

This is probably more appropriate:
“Thank you very much, Uncle Vova, you built a nice house for me.
No reason for that, Ramadan.

Our grandmother walks and cries: "And who invented it? How do you call it "Pokakun"? The grandson from his room: “POKEMON, grandmother, this is PO-KE-MON!”and "

Q: What are the cakes?
These shoes are like shoes =)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh There is another freebiesade.
So is KDE. Do you miss it? )
Q: Have you made a compromise?
See also: LOL

Work is almost like Gandalf in Moria.
On one end of the bridge you are, on the other is a soft bed. And Gandalf stands on the bridge and cries, “You don’t hurry!”!!!! to

A group of deputies “Russian sovereignty” proposed to introduce the concept of “family property” into the legislation, which cannot be alienated from the owners under any circumstances.

And the first family property will be "Gazprom", "RAO EEC". Families can even be called.

From the category of "quality" translations:

XXX: How do I translate the phrase: "He wasn’t great"?
YYY : Hz. "it wasn't a bicycle"!