I stayed in the country with the old Gabist Yuri Tarasovich. We sit on a bench under a pear, talking sweetly, suddenly his granddaughter grabbed:
“Daddy, I’m running, Home 2 is starting!”! to
(grandfather) - Yes, it's all about passing away, looking disgusted... I, by the way, myself was once a member of House-2.
My granddaughter was frozen in the summer.
As a participant? Tell me!
- Before the war, my mom and dad lived in Kiev at the VIP. The Room
House of 2...
Well, it’s not interesting, you just lived, without votes and new ones.
participants of the project.
Well, why... We had everything very clear about this. As I remember, before
He is still shaking.
In one of the rooms lived unnoticed aunt Kira, she worked as a secretary in the
The NKVD and her chief, in the form of an encouragement, allowed one person to enter the shooting lists a week. Almost everyone in our community knew about it. Who has forgotten the lights in the wardrobe or has not missed the aunt?
Kiro without a row to the laundry... disappeared the same night. The next day, my family was taken. What you do not House-2, only here they are driven out of the fence, and we sent it "to the moon"
Who of us held a week and so nothing understood left forever, who a month and who a year...
My mom tied her aunt Kira’s socks and she wrapped the towels... so we survived from the 37th to the 39th.
One beautiful night they came for aunt Kira (her chief was arrested the day before). I heard her screaming through the door and begging to let her go for half an hour to fix the lists. The NCDs said x...
“There is no immunity this week, and aunt Kira is on the moon like everybody else. The attendees were waiting for her in that light.
The celebration in our municipality began that same night. Everyone cried and hugged, and the next time they hugged on Victory Day.
You and your grandmother are watching House 2, and I am somehow after all that has been experienced and sad and ugly.

When trying to choose from two containers, one of which was written "Militia" and on the other "Police", Paul attempted to drown on his own thumb.

She: Now tell me something about yourself.
I look like Apollo.
He is only blank, white.
He and the blue eye.
He is: and still beautiful
He shoots from the bow.
He is immortal.
He: And I am not... Well, in the rest, he’s thrown out.

Dimon (Ukrop) today in the store issued...
2 What again?
1: It’s our turn and he gives out: "me a foil and a bottle". He keeps silent, realizing that he has not flogged, and the seller is already relentlessly stretching him the chocolate coke.

X: Give up
X: Ramzan Kadyrov said
X: What I no longer want
X: Being a President
Y:...and wants to be the ruler of the sea...

Let’s make a fictional marriage and I get citizenship.
Please, but on condition
She : what?
Marriage will be real.
She: What is the difference?
In actual marriage, people fuck.

Come to sleep and watch football.
So they have already won.
You and the cattle!! I specifically turned off the radio. We have not played yet.
I didn’t say who won...
One more word and I will cut off your Bulgarian eggs!

Oh Pasha, such a fox without a brain dies.

Listen, I fed my cat with fish.
XXX:...and then after 15 minutes I forgot about it and poured him to drink milk...
XXX: What do you think will happen to him?
Do you care so much about your cat?
XXX: No...just so that he won’t avenge me later...

on a porn forum where there is no option to delete a profile:
Please delete my profile for unnecessary (found a girl)

Stirring the channels, rushed to an episode of a bourgeois film, where Momma admires the successes of her little one in golf and hugging him, makes him a compliment of the following content (hear the original): Oh, you are my Tiger Woods!
The translation behind the frame was unparalleled: Oh, you are my forest tiger!

The main thing is that Nukie does not burn us.)
Nukie: in the sense?
XXX: The Late
I’ve never been so mistaken by the window.

I write to a girl:
My dear, I will call you now.
I guess I am naked.

– Cheese, why is your basket called a black hole on your desk?
Has anyone come back from there?

I bite you, and you know what?
YYY : mmm?
XXX: Something you are inside the niqab is not delicious
YYY: O_o

Rothschild (0:31) :
I will buy you a chocolate medal tomorrow.
^ DoZator^ (0:32) :
Buy it
Rothschild (0:32) :
I will buy
^ DoZator^ (0:32) :
and buy
Rothschild (0:33) :
I will buy
^ DoZator^ (0:33) :
Take a needle with a thread.
Rothschild (0:33) :
I will take
^ DoZator^ (0:34) :
and clothes
Rothschild (0:34) :
And why?
^ DoZator^ (0:34) :
by Fuck. did not work

Rukov: Unpleasantly delayed at work... until 21:00...on Sunday...

and #65279;

From the forum:
XXX: I sell a refrigerator "Stinol" - 107 for 3000 r. The shadows burned. The repairers said it costs about 3000 rubles. I don’t want to repair because I’ve got a new one.
YYY: He can’t heat food at all now?? to

My husband is an idiot.
What did you study again?
We had an incredible rainfall... and the repair we did on the balcony you know what... in short, on the balcony on the water barrel, and this fool instead of scratching the water, dressed up to the cowards, and arranged a spa procedure on the balcony...)
by O_0

X: He was somewhat strange as a child, eating stones.
y: And fuck the bricks, ppc )))