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comments to the article about hair coloring on one of the women's forums:
"Can you paint your hair so that it grows the same color?"

The man who doesn’t kiss. How do you shake your hand?

tRIFF (17:51:37 9/08/2009)
Link to the girl's photo

doofey (17:51:48 9/08/2009)
Is it transgender?

tRIFF (17:51:56 9/08/2009)
This is my wife.

doofey (17:52:14 9/08/2009)
You are beautiful ?

Yesterday I returned home after work.In the neighboring house on the second floor, apparently, a drunkon is going.Loud music, drunk crying, a crowd of smokers on the balcony.The door to the balcony, accordingly, opened.Suddenly the smokers break up, and some obviously not a sober body with a scream"I am a bird!" jumping out of this balcony.After landing on the sidewalk, breaking his nose and rejecting the last brains, he issued "BLA, I AM A CHILD!".

1: tell me, please, on the toyota platz with 1 litre GRM engine or chain?
2: generally, there would be enough rubber from cowards, but the designers decided to put a chain

<Shinji> Merck, PP, Mom told a mega-story from the village) Grandfather complained that his cats started to lose some weight, although they permanently have two bowl-size bowl-size bowl with a bowl. Two months later, a kilo of three was caught in the barracks, which ate the entire cat's barracks and chased the cats themselves from food.)

In our heads from a young age, all known methods of propaganda are struck that the essence of the Russian man is to drink, to drink a lot, in large quantities, everything that burns. The Russians were never alcoholics, and the planned joining of the people began after Stalin’s death. Any alcohol in any quantity obstructs human genes, destroys the brain, destroys the integrity of the personality, burns out the soul. I gave up alcohol, do it too!

K to:

For the guy, this is the last drop. He gets a cell phone and calls the number:
“Hello Serena, listen, you haven’t sold your bastard yet? How much do you want? Do you pay for 45? Okay, I take... yeah, I don’t know, I’ve long wanted to learn... I’ll go in the evening, wait.
In the rounded eyes of the girl appears BSOD, she "hangs" with an open mouth. The guy hides his cell phone and looks at it with what Putin looked at Medvedev during the inauguration.
I look at the guy, smile and start applauding loudly.
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The looking idiot.
And when she sends it, she will be right. Because I wasn’t thinking about how to spend better on myself, but what to do at home (you have a jacket, a new closet, etc.). Only minors don’t understand what it means to live together, when money should go to the family, not to themselves, so they’re obsessed with me, and so on. Per at least somebody will understand the difference between "how we are better at spending" and "what I buy".

The softer the place, the harder the paper seems!

In slightly more prosperous years than now, our American technology company hired a bunch of people from around the world, as local engineers are quite expensive. They developed one rarely useless but technically complicated shit for the Japanese market. The majority of people worked in Russia, China and India on individual tasks, but we in Chicago also sent representatives of groups one by one or in groups, so that our bosses had one to hit when it didn’t work. Well, to get to know people, because theoretically we work together.
So it was from the process of acquaintance that one group of Russians, who shared their first impressions with me as an emigrant from the rabbit, remained in full enthusiasm. We had one boss, an American of Indian origin, who chose one Russian engineering firm for cooperation and initially offered their senior to come to us for a couple of days. A little boy arrived — though the main but young at all, and was never in America before (not to mention whether he ever saw half-assimilated Hindus in America). Our Hindu invited him home to dinner, well, the Russian boy as a polite man with empty hands did not come to the guests, but brought, of course, a bottle of vodka. What to do with this vodka, the Hindu imagined very approximately. But whether he guessed himself, whether the Russian guest hinted that it is put on the table, poured, and consumed inside. The Hindu himself did not dare to try, and the Russians drank this vodka in the evening, and the whole bottle. He gently said goodbye and left.
And then here is what: the relationship with the Russian office was well established, a month later a group of four people came to meet, and the Hindu this time invites the whole group to visit. They come, sit at the table and see: the hospitable host before each of them put a bottle of vodka.

Teach your children to eat with their left hand. Then, sitting behind the compass, they will thank you.

XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: I am starting to prepare for the car trip
Q: Do you set the route?
See also: Nea
Q: Are you already collecting things?
No, not again
Are you trying to persuade your parents? XD is
Three attempts are over. I have a fancy!! to

...only my boyfriend comes on a date with airballs in order to then breathe helium together and rust like dwarfs? O_O

Where is this pirate who sent the Kaspersky list of sites with keys to the sapport?

"...Tuch: Girls with a breast size less than a third can’t lick their nipples..."
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It is blue!! I can!! I am an adult man...

In the quote:
Dietary cola kills all sperm in a minute and can be used as an effective contraceptive.
This discovery was awarded the Alternative Nobel Prize in 2008.
Send by Smertnick.

Please bring to the top, save the fools.
Any soda, especially sweep, as well as all kinds of coli-fant-spray when sprinkling (introducing a girl where she should be) lead to almost 100% infertility!!!!!!! to
Save the child. Use a condom.
thank you.

We went to the mountains on a journey in three: my friend and I with a girlfriend.
The girl turned her leg and could not walk. We decided that a friend will go one-on-one for the rescuers and we will remain waiting.
Talk in the tent.
The rescuers will arrive in 24 hours and the condoms will only last for 3 hours.

XXX is
I was sitting down and I had an idea.

XXX is
Will the stepler pierce the nail?

XXX is
It will be :'(