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[ + 56 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51849
 16.08.2011
In the topic of the "Summer Tile Aggression" in Moscow:

In the Live Journal of one of the popular users appeared photos that complement the picture of the latest trends in the field of improvement of the city of Moscow.

Thus, the two photographs clearly show that in the very center of the capital, next to the metro station "Mayakovskaya", the builders are trying to pretend that they have enough pavement tiles. In the unpowered areas of the pedestrian part, they drizzle the tile with a spat on concrete. It turns out: the seam is flat, the geometry of the drawing is sustained by a hundred percent."

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51848
 16.08.2011
The "Rich People Cry Too"

I was 13 years old and the system was 7. We watched it with her!
And then on February 23 gave daddy, for the saved money, 2 volumes "The rich also cry".
As I now understand, Dad didn’t cry out of happiness.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №51847
 16.08.2011
On Saturday I woke up from a badun, such a classy feeling.

[ + 69 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51846
 16.08.2011
The faulty euro standards enslaved us - yesterday they were deprived of the prize for the attention that the customer did not hear in my voice "due love".

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №51845
 16.08.2011
Undertaker: I went with a friend yesterday. She asks where you are happy, what are you doing? I told her the internet provider arranged. She asks: “Where are you?” 0_o Imagined how 20 Chinese people sit and cheat the internet :)

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51844
 16.08.2011
Nurgaliev proposed to catch ordinary citizens instead of criminals. Because, firstly, ordinary citizens are more, and secondly, they are much easier to catch.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №51843
 16.08.2011
‎[14:53:42] A: Serrog, and the harm of the left mirror where to buy a backpack?
[14:54:07] S: the forehead???? to
[14:54:22] A : Yes, the front left
A: And a mirror.
[14:54:43] A: From the Ikea closet

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51842
 16.08.2011
Comments on Cats:
XXX: What kind of person?
The British Blue
XXX: Well, it is understandable, and the breed is what?

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51841
 16.08.2011
In childhood, all the joys are great.
Bakutkin

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №51840
 16.08.2011
It was in 1993 when I worked in a business firm.
Planned deliveries of food canules in Letu, the chef rotated on the old, worked links (feed 100 thousand people - it is not you a lamb sneezed)... Arrived in Peter steam ship with sugar from hot countries. In order not to remain "with the nose", a reliable, verified suitcase with a suitcase of money was sent. And in Peter with the foods then it was not important for
To "fix intentions" the race urgently needed oil (slip).
Calls the boss, it is urgent to send a 20-kilogram parallel piped by plane... At the airport (according to the instructions) I found a person on the registration “with a simple, good face, in tight, non-reducing clothes (in the sense, without nails and scissors) and without luggage”, with him.
- case over the shoulder, jeans, jacket. Agreeed without thinking (then about terrorism only in the American militants heard).... "SOS" from Peter - there is no man of this... Then Palych told: "The plane has arrived, to the trap -
Two jeeps and a limousine. I am down, there is no arrival in the hall. I see - the box of our orphan is talking on the carrier, an - you won't take it!
Only after an hour the situation was resolved: this limousine met our man, and he remembered and returned from the city, accompanied by the same jeeps and "shops" in them. I apologized for a long time.” A heart attack didn’t shake me in expectation. Simple good face, modest, clean clothes.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №51839
 16.08.2011
Medvedev at the press conference:
How many questions can you ask about politics, gentlemen?
No...?
Can we talk about sex?
Hm... Well let’s go!
When will this mess in the country end?!! to

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №51838
 16.08.2011
I work as an administrator in a hotel. Probably, there is no need to mention that funny surnames are found at every step: Kuku, Bublik, Memblov, Somik, Todyrko... Today Trufakin came in. I would give a lot to see his passport.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №51837
 16.08.2011
xxx: And what do you think of the movie "Rebellion of the Planet of the Apes"?
yyy: The movie is not bad, but Obama on the poster was not very successful

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №51836
 16.08.2011
(14:47:14) Max: After traveling with strangers on the shuttle, the Light didn’t immediately understand why she didn’t go down. © by
(14:47:50) Natasha: Is she a shemale?
(14:48:09) Max : : D
(14:48:21) Max: Well, I almost guessed! and ?
(14:48:25) Max: Natasha, in any case, don’t go to the shells! and ?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №51835
 16.08.2011
<Den> I need to relax, or I...
<Silv> let’s go
<Silv> of course
<Den> As I was told in the army. You’re so stressed that if you start eating coal, in a week you’ll be haunting with diamonds.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51834
 16.08.2011
Judging by the amount of pornography on the Internet, after the twentieth century came not the XXI century, but the XX century.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №51833
 16.08.2011
XXX: So now I have a super-megacomputational powerhouse in a beautiful black box and I command it!!! I don't know what it is and download something other than max - it can even let me movies in 3gp from DVD-RIPs almost fly the envelope
YYY: Put the mosaic...
ZZZ: Firefox set up!

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №51832
 16.08.2011
You will ask me a question.)
Which one?
You gave it to me.)
Extremely sensitive =D

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51831
 16.08.2011
Goschahn
Chat is boring. No one with whom to talk.)
Alexxxl
Sophie’s wedding is scheduled for Friday.
Goschahn
I remember something.)
Alexxxl
she literally a week before the wedding.. ordered tamada broke her leg.... I suggested that she would be handed a castle, a poppy on her shoulder and an eye bandage.. well and a striped T-shirt.... did not approve ))))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51830
 16.08.2011
I wanted a beer and it went like always.

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