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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №117117
 10.08.2015
I have Wi-Fi, connect to me
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xxx - he has no password, I lazy to put it

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117116
 10.08.2015
Blind dismantled the floor of the wall, thought the wire heated,
And the fly got into the bullet, and it stumbled there.)
The cock!! Lose it all back.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №117115
 10.08.2015
We’re in the ass, but it’s
large and spacious, it has 11 time zones and climate - from subtropical to subarctic

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №117114
 10.08.2015
to this:

Manager: The developers gave me an estimate of 160 people-days. I rounded it for the employer. Up to 320.
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Young and green! On pi, on pi must be multiplied. If you are a great optimist, then on e.

The joke:
If the proof falls from the fact that the junior is stupid, it means that the stupid is not a junior.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №117113
 10.08.2015
Manager: The developers gave me an estimate of 160 people-days. I rounded it for the employer. Up to 320.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №117112
 10.08.2015
The answers...

XHH: Has it happened that someone from one glance burned in you a shit and bite?
Q: In terms of "shit" it is clear, and what does "shit" mean? Maybe smell? Is it "corrupt" or can "corrupt"? and Nippon.
Zzzz: No one has ever made me look at me.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №117111
 10.08.2015
Homosexuals are so dangerous.
They live whom they love.
The state needs you.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117110
 10.08.2015
It’s been a long time, but I can’t help.)
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Biochemists from the Netherlands have synthesized the most durable artificial human skin from existing analogues. According to the scientists, their new invention does not even fire bullets.

The first comment:
Well, all, Armageddon, humanity will die from appendicitis.
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Well what you are actually, no one will die from appendicitis, just the profession of any surgeon will have a prefix "proctologist"
Surgeon / proctologist, neurosurgeon / proctologist, cardiosurgeon / proctologist, etc.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117109
 09.08.2015
XX: We opened the well. But on the water "oil film". What could be the problem?
Yy: It’s not a problem, it’s a farth, bro!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №117108
 09.08.2015
And my cat brings me mice and asks for food for them. In what nature do cats ask cats for food?
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Your cat has moved to the next level - natural exchange! A few more generations, and cats will demand money for mice. The food is already bought in the store, to your taste.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117107
 09.08.2015
Xxx
Maybe someone has faced the same problem...I have two children. There is no children’s playground in our yard. Always have to walk with children in other people’s gardens.

Zzz
I remember when I was a child, we had no bats in the yard, we went with the bats to the neighboring yard, put a bats and put them in our yard. More than 15 years have passed, and the cloth still hangs and delights the children.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №117106
 09.08.2015
i_cherski by:

As they walked along the path to the forest, they watched a domestic love series. Directly on the side looked, it was no more than a kilometer long. First, a fresh pack of seeds was found in the dust. Then two empty bottles of beer and some monstrous cocktail. And finally, the final is the colorful female trousers hanging right on the road bushes. Probably a hippie. I think, in nine months, all of this will begin to be added to the discarded diapers.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117105
 09.08.2015
The Saturday. On the street is hot, and we sit in a dirty office and the fourth day we order.I don't want to work, I'm at all like on vacation.
Beer is cold...
IRA: And the leash...
I: Now we will show our order to the boss and we will get such a leach...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117104
 09.08.2015
The xxx:
These advertisers will take me to the grave.
Today I was walking in the street, thinking, and here I am approached by a giant sandwich on my legs and thus welcomed with his hand!
I was surprised with the scream "TwoMother!!!" turned away from him and on the machine as he gave a deer!...
Only after running 10 meters, I realized everything, stopped and started to rust.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117103
 09.08.2015
XHH: The collective is called Slipknot.what they do - is not clear. Like a gun on fire.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117102
 09.08.2015
Well, the milk is drunk by dudes who do not know that milk is not absorbed by 98% of adults.
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He talks about those who drink milk, some fool who is unable to understand that adults who have the digestibility of milk is not turned off, know this perfectly and, therefore, calmly drink. And they do not get poisoned every time they drink, wondering why they have such a reaction. Does not everyone know how their body reacts to milk?
And yes, not pure milk, but processed in all the clever ways with the production of cream kefir is drunk without any abnormalities in the digestion of almost everyone.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117101
 09.08.2015
Patriotism in its simplest, clearest and undoubtedest sense is nothing more for rulers than a tool for the achievement of power-loving and utilitarian purposes, but for those who are ruled - a renunciation of human dignity, reason, conscience and slave subordination to those in power.
And so it is preached everywhere where patriotism is preached. Patriotism is slavery.

Leo Tolstoy

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117100
 09.08.2015
The elevator was repaired!! Everyone gets used to and automatically goes up the stairs.
They say they are not bad, but for a healthy lifestyle.
Well... This is the first time you tell them about the elevator coming to the 12th floor...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117099
 09.08.2015
E-V-S: Today my Nokia 3310 received a text message from the operator that my phone is capable of working on next-generation 4G networks.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117098
 09.08.2015
Havondirova - travel abroad to eat sanctioned products.

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