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[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34502
 14.08.2010
Dear President Vladimir Vladimirovich. I read in the newspaper that after you piloted the plane, fires immediately began to extinguish across our vast country. In this regard, I would like to offer you a small tour:
Driving a combine in Transnistria, working with metal on the VAZ, mining at least a boiler of coal (let’s make a surprise), and finally, together with Gazprom’s accountants, calculating taxes.”

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №34501
 14.08.2010
Taking a bank loan in our country is like getting out of the frost. At first it was warm...

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34500
 14.08.2010
Dentists are such perfectionists. They’re always sure you can open your mouth even wider :'-(

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34499
 14.08.2010
Airwind: Kso, I had a dream that I was taking the hentai exam, with the oral O_O
And this is Freud. How much did he give up?
Airwind: I don’t know, I saw questions and woke up of horror))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34498
 14.08.2010
XXX (16:30:31 13/08/2010)
He always has some problems with the inuit, we are living in the 21st century.
YYY (16:31:23 13/08/2010)
Yes, he is in Vladimir.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34497
 14.08.2010
From the video map discussion forum:
XHH: Do not the eyes turn off after reaching some degrees there?
I turn off, of course. At 232 degrees, the proctus is self-exhausted and falls to the bottom of the body for cooling.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №34496
 14.08.2010
My car can sing!
SS: What is this mark?
Tagged with: Lepsus!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №34495
 14.08.2010
=U=> rm-f, the gastrointestinal tract ends with the flow of consciousness, which falls into the chat.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34494
 14.08.2010
xxx: Tell me what to say to the management to raise the ZP?=)
YYY: I am leaving!
xxx: will say "go" )
Zzzz: and a statement on the table!
XXX: In addition to blackmail, what does the thread work?
ZZZ: the mine

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34493
 14.08.2010
Chipset: We are there 5 people of programmers.. one of which is very strange.. little that he always drinks tea separately.. no one communicates.. the first word I heard only on the fifth day... he brought the umbrella at the height of the heat to the office.. ) and the rest nothing.. ))

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №34492
 14.08.2010
- Sani, I am leaving the house, help me with the move, it doesn't fit me :(
Okay, and a lot there?
700 to 800 gigs.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34491
 14.08.2010
Comment to the news "Bill Gates took up the creation of superfood":

Now we will have:
1) "The Blue Face of Death"
2) "Rot performed an unacceptable operation and will be closed"
3) "Take a licensed antidote after eating"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №34490
 14.08.2010
Hibari-san
I hate and despise you. Remove the cheeseburger from the status. I want to eat it all the time.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №34489
 14.08.2010
Why do you need to walk at the most important moment??? The Wall *
WOW: Where to walk?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №34488
 14.08.2010
xxx: My grandmother's name is Clava, my girl's name is not like that.)
Don’t God let my daughter in the family of Aitishna be called this way.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34487
 14.08.2010
She: Listen, do you understand anything about industrial security?
He: Probably not... although we had the subject of safety of life activities at the enterprise... maybe it’s something close...
She: I’ll have an exam on this shit...
He: I had... the rating was more accurate, but still there was little pleasant... a bunch of labs, controls, courses...
She: Give me the rooster.
I don’t know such a teacher.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34486
 14.08.2010
Fisher> It feels like this street is located in a zone of fighting between roadmen and utilities. Some repair, others break, and so on to infinity.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34485
 14.08.2010
Crown
This is the Epson FX-890. It is Matrix! It costs 20k, except for jokes.
MegaFill
What is Matrix Fun?
Crown
Ancient, like a mammoth shit, unkillable, like a tank, easy to maintain, like a spade
Crown
Although the only reason they are still used in our FMS is that many forms are printed only on A5 or A6 formats.
Crown
There are also lasers, but they don’t understand that paper.
Crown
And these even on the bus ticket, only if the sensor worked.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34484
 14.08.2010
xxx(00:40:54 13/08/2010):
Want a mystery?
yyy(00:41:08 13/08/2010):
If I say no, you guess anyway.
xxx(00:41:37 13/08/2010):
I knew you would agree.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34483
 13.08.2010
Cra
I connected the storage at work - the whole department was stuck looking for it - like whoever first gets access that good guy.

The first person found access through wifi, but grit I can't see the disk... it turned out that I found an open(!) wifi point with access to the innet full and to my own lock(!)

Cra
The store was abandoned, we are now looking for this fucking access point.

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