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[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №51809
 15.08.2011
I fell on the dog today.
X: rolling on the couch
and fell from him.
It fell so softly.
Y: How does she feel?
The dog is normal.
X: He looks at me a little strangely.
X: and when it laughs, it cries
X: and now she is constantly laughing

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №51808
 15.08.2011
I looked so crazy today in the morning that for the first time in my life I was stunned in the passing factory for the diarrhea of a bottle of vodka.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №51807
 15.08.2011
One day I asked my grandmother, “What is love?”
Oh, this is a very simple thing. And although on the outside she is often rude and ugly, but if you take care of her, then when you look inside, she will be gentle and sweet.
God, these are the most beautiful words I’ve ever heard. Is love exactly that?
The love? I thought you asked me about Din.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51806
 15.08.2011
XXX: Do good and throw it into the water!)))
If there is good in the water, it is not good.! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №51805
 15.08.2011
k@r1!k® (12:21:19 15/08/2011)
For you and me, naturals are the norm, but there are those people for whom it is not the norm. And for them we are a dull grey creature)))
~RANDOM~ (12:21:35 15/08/2011)
I don’t care about the opinions of the pedestrians.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51804
 15.08.2011
[22:01:34íoch Edited 22:01:54] 1: for example the movie "Man-Puk" was made in a free and very popular 3d proge blender
[22:02:02] 2: therefore man cares nowhere and showed =)))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51803
 15.08.2011
<@F1ReB4LL> and why is everything black on football?
<@F1ReB4LL> who is dead again?
<LedZeppelin68> Russian football, probably

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51802
 15.08.2011
In my student years, when I often ran on dates, my grandmother liked to give advice from the category of "popular tricks". So one such was - in order for the glow to appear in the eyes you need to eat a couple of branches of peanut. It has worked)
Not in vain, apparently, it is now banned, and you say, harmless grass...


[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51801
 15.08.2011
I read here on leisure that an average person eats 8 spiders in their sleep during their lifetime. With my order in the apartment this is the day-to-day routine (

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №51800
 15.08.2011
xxx: news - orcs protect the European Union)))
YYY: 0_o O CHO?
The Computer Incident Response Unit (ORKI)
Name of race)
YYY: The PPC!! Go around... Go around!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №51799
 15.08.2011
Yesterday I went to the store, and next to me are three boys, aged 10-11.
Have you watched "the title of the film"?
Others are no.
1 and I went today. To the first! by 10-10! It was shown for the first time today! The premiere was! And if the discs with this movie are sold, then our voices will be heard there!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51798
 15.08.2011
Working at a local internet provider, I received a letter:
In connection with the shutdown of the Internet in the period from 13 to 14 August, and considering that it happened on weekends, when my loved one instead of sitting in social networks and harvesting crops from his virtual farm, almost two days with inexhaustible energy carried my brains, I ask you to credit back to my account unfairly held funds for two days and at your discretion a little more to compensate for the moral damage suffered!
With respect, XXX

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №51797
 15.08.2011
From the discussion of the system waste cleaning program for windows:

XXX is great! Clean the window once. Then you can format the disk and put Linux!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №51796
 15.08.2011
xxx: catch from fishing brought), wife cleans, scream - she moves!!! to
XXX: and look like that, say I’m a murderer and a living man!
XXX: for a second jocked, yes, I’m a bastard...
xxx: I wanted to say something, my wife crushed with a knife!!! And the fish has no head... and then - like fishing and so on...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №51795
 15.08.2011
<Ashta> how to fuck hunger, I can't talk to a girl with nick (
<Ashta> and here the second "Queen of Corn Fields"
<Ashta> and the man of Mars
<Ashta> your fucking chat decided to kill me?! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №51794
 15.08.2011
Fuck the fuck, and fuck the fuck.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51793
 15.08.2011
Sweet lady will come from Moscow on the 20th of August for a date...what would you advise?
yyy: member wash

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51792
 15.08.2011
Mariya
By the way, I go to the store tonight, I see - the sausage something increased by 30 percent. What would this be? Whether it’s for rain or vegetarianism.

Echo
Or to cannibalism.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №51791
 15.08.2011
I just got up, but 10 people have already congratulated me on my birthday. I said a lot of nice words.
It would be nothing, only my birthday was 3 months ago.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №51790
 15.08.2011
Rhythm (17:35:20 14/08/2011)
I will come soon. Are you happy?And you must confess ?

Amigo (17:35:35 14/08/2011)
Well the prince! The breasts are coming! ?

Rhythm (17:36:36 14/08/2011)
The Captain!What are you waiting for? ?

Amigo (17:37:03 14/08/2011)
Knesset Waiting

Rhythm (17:38:16 14/08/2011)
Breasts only in a set with a stubborn and harmful nature))))))))))))

Amigo (17:39:03 14/08/2011)
Sorry, but what do I do?

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