Yesterday I watched my wife and son lay down pens in the school penalty - the preparation for school began. Every hunter wants to know..."Mom (M) dictates, son (C) pushes the appropriate color pencil into the pen.
M is everybody!
C is red.
M is a hunter.
C is orange.
M: I want to!
C is yellow.
M to know!
C is green!
M: Where is it!
C is blue!
M is alive!
C is yellow.
by FAZAN!
C: Purple... Mom... And the yellow is no longer, only the blue remains...

Two pairs of eyes rush to the father for help.

Since it was not possible to repair the device itself, they found somewhere a factory rabbit with a drum, rolled the drum, the rabbit was placed over the drive, which was rolled out of the body. Before loading from the discette, the rabbit was launched and launched. And he bubbled around the disc driver's body, not giving a reason to go..."

I call a friend, the pipe is removed by his father and the question is answered: "And the wolf is walking somewhere on the street." Everything would be nothing, but the wolf electric welder is 30 years old...

Love is a disease that only sex can cure. Nick is blue.

Order of the President of Ukraine No. 161/2009-rp

Order of the President of Ukraine of March 6, 2009 No. 38

38 06.03.2009 Order of the President of Ukraine of March 6, 2009 No. 38 "About cancellation of the Order of the President of Ukraine of December 13, 2007 No. 292"

President of Ukraine Viktor Yushchenko

31 July 2009

http://www.president.gov.ua/ru/documents/9672.html

The Cinderella:
Did my shoes fit when I got married?
The Prince:
It was a semi-final. Now we will measure Busthalter No. 5.

The entire day lies the Internet channel from the provider (On the server problem). In the office of aural, the internet is needed (30 comps, all use email).
From the wall is a whirlwind (I don’t know where, I don’t know where). Click, click, the IP is determined automatically. Now the entire office works through the provider "wall telecom". So, comrades, the internet can be in any piece of cable.

To wash again today the bosses half a day...I’ve already suffered. Working without a boss is blasphemy.

Please please!! Pirates do not go to the movies smoked, or from your comments I could not see the horror movie normally. Not horror, but a comedy.

I work as Sisadmin at the Bank, my girlfriend is a database operator in a bookstore.
History of the night we sleep. Here my finger is stuck in my eye, well, I naturally jump out of bed, next to sleeping my girlfriend I ask her:
What are you doing?
Without waking up, he replied:
I write a book...
In the morning, I told her that you gave me the eye in the night, stated that I was reading a book. Her response struck me:
- It's still that you came out a day in a dream in a knee pushed me said that you remove spam, and recently you said to me in a dream that I don't ping...

White sharks generally do not eat people, but are curious and taste everything unknown.

From the "Guide for a Naturalist": The Green Dutch... releases a loud whispering cry of "clay-clay-clay" or a gradually quieting "gluke-gluke-gluke".

I do not know what to think.

There is nothing to eat??? Listen to the audio!!! to

Using the opportunity that everything goes into the abyss, I greet all of Russia!

KD: I don’t get bored. Half a day I sit and look out the window on the road... On the asphalt a hole in the width of the strip... and all passing machines dive into it. Traffic workers came to fix the problem. We slept with asphalt, we ran... And there was a straw, now all the machines are jumping... Fun! =) is

I am delayed for technical reasons.

An analogue of Dr. House in Russia is Artemiy Lebedev. The unbroken shrugged, forever dissatisfied with everyone, sends everybody out, but for some reason, many are rushing away from him.

You read quotes about the day of the air defense and how it became possible that peaceful citizens are afraid of their defenders. Imagine what it would be if the veterans of the Great Patriotic at every step would hang on you with the words "Brother, yopt, drink for the 144 infantry company, n-regiment, n-division, n-front... how don't you want??? We shed blood for you, shit!But these people have done for us a million times more than a nonsensical deadline in the blue beret. Honor and respect for them.

Youngest Lieutenant of the Reserve. Medical Service

Artem Shehovtsov

5 August 2009, 17:39
The newspaper.ru
Chuck Norris asks Obama to show birth certificate
and Chuck! We are with you!

We recently traveled with a friend in a car through half-country from Moscow to Tamani. The road map of Russia was purchased. He is driving, I am the assailant.
D: I should stop and take a bath. Are there waters nearby?
I (within the map on which I see a small blue triangle): We will now drive through the village, next to it some blue shit is painted. Lake, probably... Just some form is too correct. I will look at the legend.
D: Well what is it? The Blue Brothers?
I (studying the special designations on the map): No. You know, but you almost guessed. This is DPS!