<RJ45> after such a week it is appropriate to give a month's vacation
<RJ45> on Monday In front of me is a blast.
<RJ45> Tuesday I get 220 volts of goodness and joy from the angry BP.
<RJ45> Wednesday The security guard blocked the always open windshield on the passageway, through which I stumbled.
<RJ45> Thursday Trying alone to push the closet with the office archive, behind which there is a rosette, under the laughter of the loadsmen standing next to me, I rush the scratch on myself, I beat the loadsmen, I get an excuse.
<RJ45> Friday The ladder came earlier than I expected.
<RJ45> good that I don’t work on Saturdays
<VikinGr1m> you have a tough time, but
<DimmRock> RJ45: Don’t go into the black mesh
<VikinGr1m> and the red mounting is still worth buying)

A client, a major insurance company covering plastic surgery complications, asked our agency to add very honest pre- and post-operative photos to their new site.

<manager>: Of course, it depends on us, but I would prefer to use only decent photographs.

<designers>: I wish you good luck

<developer>: The At the last rally I advised to block the unworthy by clicking the "See before and after" button.

<designer>: I think there’s nothing terrible if we show a little (. and (. ) Plastic Surgery Insurance website.

<developer>: Photos probably work better than this. and :)

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and after : ( and (. )

<designer>: I apologize

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and after : ( and (. )

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XXX is:
And we went to the cinema yesterday, on the "Unstoppable", a funny filmmaker, the hands and legs are flying off - the hall was almost full!
YYY :
Arms and legs cut off?

My grandfather gave it. He slept for half a day, woke up, went into the kitchen, saw the food on the go, and said, “That’s fucking so much food, but there’s no time to eat!” And went "the field of wonders" to watch

From Twitter:
Water has 4 aggregate states: liquid, solid, gas and watermelon.

After this terrible, snowy, cold winter and a dull-killing summer, next year I want to have no weather. SPB

Yesterday in the news showed how Medvedev after inspecting the burned fields of our region said: "There will be a resolution..."
There was a heavy rain tonight.

fish ‎(11:50)
Today, my sister and I discussed the increased probability of the situation.
When you come to the gynecologist, and there is Putin!!!! to
andie ‎(11:55):
And imagine: the gynecologist is looking - and there is Putin too!!! to

Are you okay with your vestibular apparatus?
Apparently yes, and what?
I fuck you all...

Commentary on a girl's photo
He: as always the look ruins this grid, our... grid
It's not a net, it's a shirt
Then we put on the coat.
She: Well, it’s too vulgar to take pictures of cowards.
He said, “We are cowards.

XXX is:
C is part. and comforts.
YYY :
Is it how?
XXX is:
Toilet down from the balcony :)
XXX is:
Shower – standing under someone else’s toilet.

null: and my grandmother had a rocket vacuum cleaner.
Null: It was called so because of the sound.
Null: We just got a cat out of it.
But we still have a rocket.
Null: Don’t you meet there? and :)
We have no one :)
SIV: Neighbors of Sruca

Riv_Shirl: what a kid he is
Riv_Shirl: Yes, and the baby too

A: Where do you get the 88 Tyres?! to
C: (flegmatic) Well, you need dark socks first.
A: Am I a pedicure for you?! to
C: Of course not excluded... but I am generally talking about theft...

ArkDoom: Smoking Warns: The Ministry of Health is Yabeda.

Thirteen (23:36) :
Throw smoke

Dmitry (23:36) :
? to

Thirteen (23:36) :
I go to the bathroom today and there is a spider!! to

Thirteen (23:36) :
and Healthy!

Thirteen (23:37) :
Do you know which?? to

I have to tell you... (23:38) :
From here to here, here to here.

X: Girls refuse to do minettes for many reasons, such as being upset. But then they do it themselves with pleasure.
W: Oh, I didn’t like Pelmen before either.

From Habr:
I will tell you how radio stores are organized in China.
You come, there is a bunch of different phones al-la iPhones, htc and so on. It is just the sea...
There are decent fake iPhones (with a high-quality screen, touchscreen, TV tuner, two sims, etc., but they can really be used!) We have about 7 trillion dollars.
Another joke - approached the seller, showed the HTC MAX 4G (which is only in Russia) - and asked the same, he turned and turned, and said "Sir, we don't have that, but if you give it to us for a week - we will do."
- need to show them the fighter Su-35 ;) the podi in a month will make a copy.

I came to work, as always at 7-45, standing with the boys we smoke on the parking lot..Here, at speed, the Jaguar XKR comes in and parks to the director's seat (the director's "Kamruha"), the music is full. The doors open, and because of the steering wheel, literally falls out, our trucker, Serega (the guy has 15 thousand salary)...stays up such, shaking, shaking, the car closes not on the signal, but on the key.
Then, in his face, there is a thought... the look becomes frightened, he turns to the car... then he looks at us again (the horror is already read in his eyes), and he gives out.
-Bl@, god I don't know where it came from... And shaking goes to the warehouse.

My husband and I smoked for a long time and thought a lot.

Crocodaill: Ludmila Patkovna, and how do you look at us with you?
Crocodile: a cup of drink
Ludwig Aristarchovich: Depending on where, with whom and who will do it...
Ludwig Aristarchovich: I know you, I don’t think you meant the invitation to drink it outside of working hours, in a more romantic setting, rather it is a subtle hint with a literal translation of “Go into the kitchen and pour me tea!” I think I’m going to..."
Crocodaill: Scuco burned