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From the hubro, discussing the automation of public toilets

If you turn off the lights in the toilet when someone is there, then within a second the “ei” will sound from the inside.
YYY: What if there is someone very shy there?
XXX: A shameful cough?
yyy: It must be a very loud shy cough. Preferably, with a shy comment "Who am I shy of coughing here, fucking?"

Wawooo
What kind of cabbage I bought ?

Wawooo
I archive, I send

Light Wolf
As a direct smoke.

Wawooo
Does he also eat strawberries?

Light Wolf
He sends everything in pictures.

Wawooo
It will soon be written in Egyptian - bird bird crab river

yyy (16.02.2010 17:30)
I have never seen your feet.

xxx (16.02.2010 17:30)
Why is? Have I ever been without them?

Hm A strange day. I’m just going to work — I see — it’s time to leave...

Is retirement a rest from work or a rest before eternal life?

I have written a few times about the great science of psychology. Here is another story from my psychiatrist.
Her husband Sergey left for the summer to a small resort town, to laundry in a seaside restaurant. Unfortunately, it happened on the first night.
Conflict with local “maritime directors”. Some wanted to immediately hear "Vladimir Central", and others died without "black eyes", it is clear that some lovers of beauty had to be separated and they promised Sergei to tear off his legs.
The foot breakers did not fool and waited for the musician in the bushes in the morning.
Sergey never fought in his life, although he was a very serious sambist, so he began not to fight with them, but to fight: one threw his teeth on the asphalt, another performed a painful hand, and without waiting for the strikes on the carpet, disassembled the elbow on spare parts, and the third... dumb escaped.
Of course, as a shout, the mints jumped out and tied our cheeks.
The wife immediately arrived, hired a lawyer and with incredible effort pulled out.
Sergey from Siso under subscription. But the prospect was acidic: the victims had connections in the prosecutor's office, and they were crushed, with one shaking and teeth, and with the other hand (they do not show themselves...) Of course, there were already subordinate witnesses in the case, who saw how Sergey clinged to the victims.
They sent a lawyer to the hospital to beg to collect the application, but they broke such a grandmother that you need to sell a Moscow apartment in order not to sit down.
The exit was invented by the wife of the unlucky laboo-sambist.
At six o’clock in the morning Sergey himself arrived at the hospital. Growth is lower than average, thin, but livable. He was dressed in his wife’s dress, on his legs was a beard on the spikes, on his head was a pearl, in his ears were huge clips, on his face was a pale makeup.
Why do you want to arrest a poor girl?
“Pedic, what do you need here...?! to
- All of you untouched men call you a pedicure... and I am a female and a
My soul is wounded.
Only those who suffered him knew, “That’s you that lawn!!!” In the sense of laughing!! You are the shit, the shit!!? to
Sergey pulled out of the ridiculed cloth and attached it to the eyes.
The victims instantly imagined how the whole city would be gathered for trial and this "bad girl" would talk about how she broke them and chased five more.
The witnesses...
Listen, shit, until no one has seen you drive to the airport, there you
They will bring your subscription and the tracker will close the case, and you promise that today
You will fly...!!! to
I... I promise...

Medvedev has said that Medvedev will participate in the presidential election.
Putin and another candidate.
All the fucking. We are fucking. Now they will be three.

xxxh: I sit, I put questions to the base for the rector’s control of knowledge. Evaluate one of them:

In the fourth year of life, children get acquainted with the first flat geometric figures, namely:
and the pyramid;
c) the cylinder;
c) the cone;
The ball, the cub.

xxx: judging by the keys, the flat figure is a cone))

From the AutoCAD:

and AAA:
Interesting, but why signal on the lighting to the car all clothed with U signs, etc.? to

The BBB:
Did the instructor not tell you? This is a good old driving tradition - surrounding drivers encourage you - such as "go guys, don't be afraid - we all learned, I will cover you behind if you suddenly swallow."

and ccc:
Beautiful))) And if M*daq is screaming out of the window, it is encouraging especially fierce fans)))

and DDD:
When I was studying, my instructor cried out.

If there were normal agitation, volunteers could be attracted to extinguish fires.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY Moscow and Nizhny Novgorod regions. The burning tracks! Spend your holidays in unforgettable places!

She: *sitting a girl with a guy in aske and talking about dns, romance*
She: "The main thing is that this doesn't happen when we spend the night on the beach."
He: Of course
Let’s talk about other services.

HH: To get down so that I don’t sit in the inlet?

XHH: interesting things
xxx: in the movie now only salt) and the unstoppable should have been brought yesterday and started to show, but did not bring.
YYY: They were not held.

Mr. Putin, you probably know the details. What happened to the Russian village?
She was burned.

Client – UP “Pinskoye PMS”
They are all really angry there.

The prince on the white horse, where are you?

I will kill you ? ? ? ?

I go to work with Kent. We passed by the pharmacy, which later found out where it moved. Shortly from the door 2 such grown loads carry a shrinkage and a healthy closet. This is a typical pharmacy. Kent staring at the loaders, in a half-voice:... well, it’s so sick.

XXX: I was back home last night.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
The classic situation is to want a man, asks to smoke, and I do not smoke to him.
WOW : and?
I broke my teeth... a newspaper.
No, I didn’t think Chuck smoked.

From RBC:
Meteorologists have named the date of the end of the anomalous heat
Along with the cold will come storms and hurricanes.