xxx: Would you go home from here, from the United States, because of the girl?

YYYYYYYY: Yes No controversial questions please.

X: Do you have anything against the Akatsuki?! to

I read a note from the series "It is useful to know" about business soap, what it is dirty and universal. I barely sat down after the phrase "My classmate (it was a long time!) She had a thick luxurious haircut below the poop. One that I could not make".

XXX: Not for that I am Andrew's sweat in the cockpit
I want my mother to tell me later
You look at yourself in the mirror, boobs like your grandmother.

Today at the station I stand in line to the administrator to find out about the tickets, in front of me two uncles in shirt. And here is one of them on the ration for all the noise: "Attention, attention. On the street of bla bla-bla in the zoo shop stolen a cat bowl. Kidnapped a cat! How all roasted.

xxx (20:51:52 5/08/2014)
Do you have a bite with long pens?
yyy (20:59:16 5/08/2014)
If only me! )
xxx (20:59:50 5/08/2014)
Bite a tree under the window, in the air conditioner branches swim.

Questions for Biorhythmists:
Why if I go to bed at ten in the evening, I wake up at eleven in the morning? And if I go to bed at six in the morning, then – Tadam! Would I wake up again at 11 in the morning?
Z is. The option "because you are a lazy ass" is not accepted, it is understandable.

monsta: I thought here - when the proga swallows and begins to eat 100% of the proca, does not respond to the keys and does not update the ui - this is a complete illustration of the saying "when I eat, I am deaf and dumb"

My mom accidentally threw out the switch from the meat machine. That this thing is called a switch, I learned in the service center, where I came to buy it. The dialogue:
Hi to you! I need such a plastic piece for a meat machine that attachs such a iron bucket to the body.
(absolutely unreasonable) 450 rubles
Okay, can you tell me what her name is?
(More than a transitory)
Thank you very much
...
I can imagine what rebuffs they have to face :)

I come home in the evening, the cat in the dishes has the remnants of manna cabbage, sliced cabbage, melon... I try to explain to my mommy that the house is not a goat, but a predator, everything is unsuccessful, she also asks for everything and eats well.
I am afraid that convincing the cat itself that she is a predator, and not a herbivorous lover of cabbage and fresh cucumbers, is absolutely impossible.

I have been using the Internet for five years according to the following scheme: linux -> Red-Browser -> delete everything when you go napig + Adblock and so on.

Here it was necessary to test the project in the conditions: visible -> all-around browsers, and even the Internet Sports...

Fear and horror!! Give me my pink glasses! I want to go back to my dear censored internet, without a bunch of advertisements and influential sands!!! to

The Optimist:

An alternative to the realization of the characteristic of each individual male sex, even to the most final stroke, placed in the subconscious by the evolution of the warrior’s instinct. Crushing monsters on the screen is fine. Weapons ( not combat) on the walls are hanged - even better =) And combat in the safe is locked - generally great.
If there is trouble, who will protect you, foolish foolish? The eye-catching intelligent who, with the spirit of half an hour, gathers to catch the flies? Or a sofa football fan with a beer bowl proudly lying on his knees? Those who spend time in battles, even virtual, are much less likely to get lost in a critical situation.

If he did not hold anything heavier than a mouse in his hands, strategically he may be somewhat more subdued, but he is practically the third rich in the company of the above-mentioned.

Where is my pension? Has she drowned? What do you do with your pension when you are in Ukraine? Listen, the dogs are frozen!

Hrapunzel: It’s bad to look at the slugs. We watched the cartoon Tarzan (2013) with her daughter, where Jane bites a snake, she faints, Tarzan sucks poison from her shoulder and splashes, and her husband began to watch after the snake, Jane saw Tarzan, fainted, he bit her and splashed:
It was unpleasant, my husband commented.

Knowledge of English, you do not separate there, or you Hermione may well turn into Yomaona some.
Yamaona, Datichona and Isisudana

I pushed 4 wheels from Tiggo in the subway, the worried man asked: what, is it already beginning?

Everyone goes to Russia:
Yanukovych first fled.
Crimea followed him.
Then came the refugees from Donbas.
The Ukrainian army is fleeing to Russia.
I’m even afraid to imagine who’s next :facepalm:

Chat correspondence at work between a new sysadmin (C) and a colleague from the procurement department, a drink lover (Z)
A: The new workplace needs to be washed up;)
C: I don’t drink
J: How is it? Siss admin, and you don’t drink?
C: The AGA
Q: Is it encoded?and :)
C is no. I just woke up in Krasnoyarsk.
G: Given that we are now in Krasnoyarsk, this is normal :)
C: Given the fact that I started drinking in Mytices, it’s not normal.
A harsh Mytishchynsky Sisadmin, working where he woke up))

kissmyba (10:50 - 4 Aug. by 2014) The mayor of the city of Novosibirsk refuses to agree on the March for Federalization of Siberia to ensure the inviolability of the constitutional system.

kissmyba (3:34 - 5 Aug. by 2014) March “For the inviolability of the constitutional order, in particular for the observance by the state of the principle of federalism”

In my opinion, complaints that in the winter suddenly cold, in the summer unexpectedly hot, in the autumn unpredictably rainy, and in the spring unusually dirty, writes one person.

xxx: I will include the organization of a wow raid for 25 people in the resume!
xxx for the manager.