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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №143515
 01.08.2017
Man, if he sets a goal, can destroy life altogether. Hopefully this will not happen until some bacteria remain.

Not just bacteria. The experience of the reserve "Chernobyl" is more than optimistic in the forecast. The conclusion is simple: better with radiation than with humans. These people are frightened by three-eyed rabbits and two-headed rabbits. And Mother Nature can easily cope with these deviations. Destroy all life on continents? and what? Have you forgotten where life came from? Nature to all this radiation together with the human race - and from the high bell.
It seems that for Life, the emergence of the Mind is like a watermelon. It is easy - there is immunity. And hence the sad conclusion: we are not the first in Life.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143514
 01.08.2017
12:00 Watch video about postponing for later
12:10 thank you
18:00 What is the video?
19:20 I haven't seen it yet :D

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №143513
 01.08.2017
80% of divorces are initiated by women who are tired of Scottish husband behavior. In the literal sense of Scotland, it is not "going with unbarred legs", men are permitted by default, and drink / beat / money to pick / lovers to drive tabun / children to ignore.

They will run and educate that if their legs were carefully brushed, this would not have happened!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №143512
 01.08.2017
At age 15, I was terribly afraid of the dark. And the worst event for me was the departure of my parents, because I had to spend the night alone. Yes, many would be happy in my place, but for me it was hell and a nightmare. In the darkness, all kinds of monsters, ghosts from games and movies were constantly stirring in me, and even my fierce imagination worked against me.

Such nights I experienced by turning on the TV and arranging illumination in half the rooms. So, in the light, under the noise of the broadcasts, I fell asleep calmly.

On one such day, I grabbed as usual and woke up in the middle of the night, because I slept out of little need. The TV was turned off, and the lights too. Sleep as a hand. I hid my head under the blanket and thought the sting would come out of her, which cut everything out to get to me and will do something unnatural with me. But the unknown shit did not attack, and the bladder resembled a litre of juice.

After a few minutes, I finally calmed down and finally turned my brains on, suggesting that the lock JEC had turned off electricity again. And the time went up and a few more minutes of delay would be fatal to me.

I had two options: to go to the toilet where a monster was waiting for me, or to describe myself and then meet the monster, because in a wet bed I would not lie for a long time. Decided to die with dignity, I began to prepare for the campaign and began to encourage myself: "This is you should be afraid, this is the evil in the flesh, you will destroy them all! " And the other nonsense that still gave me spirit. Having gained courage, I cautiously got out of bed and went to the toilet. Precisely how she went... She jumped over like a horse and barely dropped the faisan product with her impulses. From fear, the process ended extremely quickly and I only had to go back under the blanket, where no cataclysms and chaotic shit would be scary to me. But my body was just paralyzed by fear and I was even afraid to take a step.

I remembered again my main motivation, “I need to be afraid”, took a deep breath and shouted at the whole house: “Yes, I’m going to hit you as soon as I get rid of monsters!” And with this belligerent cry, I was about to take a step in front of my room, as the darkness replied to me, “Have you guarded me?”

To say that I was sick, to say nothing. The mystical fear of the unknown was mixed with the fear of receiving lilies from monsters. I freezed and listened to death coming to me.

Death turned on the lights and cried out in my mom’s voice: “What did you ruin here in the middle of the night? “First you run like a horse, and now you are riding.”

And I just hugged my mom and cried out of shame and horror.

As it turned out, my parents had to come back late at night, and I couldn’t hear it because of the noise. They turned off the lights with the TV so I could sleep better and go to bed alone. And at night I woke up from thunderstorms and loud whispers.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №143511
 01.08.2017
My mother came from a small village, in her youth moved to the big city, where I got married and where I was born.In my childhood we often went to my grandmother on vacation, but when I was 13, they suddenly stopped. I recently asked my mom what happened. It turns out that her best friend, who remained in that village, had a son about the same age as me, and when I was born this aunt decided that we should definitely get married to her baby and leave to us town. Mom then laughed, but in the year of my 13-year-old girlfriend again raised the question and quite seriously, such as "you promised us." On my mother's refusal was issued a brilliant plan "well then our Grishka will rape your Tanka and you will not go anywhere" 0_0

My mother decided not to risk.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №143510
 01.08.2017
"And now I don’t understand how to live? And it's not about ordinary household matters, cooking, washing, cleaning and I can myself. But how to live on with all this I do not understand yet. Please help me"

I went through it myself. For the first two weeks, I felt like I was dying — going to work, doing something, coming home on a full machine. Inside there was an enormous creeping void (since from childhood I was tuned to marriage before the grave, and divorce was for me the collapse of all the future). Then he began to recover slowly. Very helped sports - purely on the physical level you get a good charge of endorphins, it revitalizes. Then came the understanding of how and why to live on. You didn’t lose your health, after all. Scar tissue, and I wish you so...

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