Legalization of weapons is the last thing the deputies have been able to do during their lives.

9Sins (20:22:26) and in Japanese I know enough to explain what I need to live a harmonious life.
9Sins (20:22:35) Saké Tatami Geisha
9Sins (20:22:49) and well I can talk about culture
9Sins (20:22:53) futsia
vihrof (20:23:20) magic, how are you?
9Sins (20:23:33) is already politics
vihrof (20:23:57) and a tsunami?
9Sins (20:24:03) is about the weather)

Hi, will you be soon?
Soon, somewhere in an hour.
BH: In an hour, it’s not soon!
I won’t be there soon – somewhere in an hour.
It’s not funny, go faster.
I will try faster. I will be somewhere in an hour.

From the discussion of smart phones in Japan

X: I have long dreamed of visiting this Japan...I would put a golden monument to the one who invented the computer in a mobile phone! Even the CCP merged under the pressure of the smarts.
Y: so they already put - in Odessa and Peter, this little-known guy was called Steve Jobs
X: Let him whisper in the virginity. Unfortunately, he bite the apple. The symbol has succeeded.
Y: Well right so dull, on the contrary, immediately childhood remembers what apples were delicious then!
X: And I have an apple at my house, I collect apples, I store apples, I press apples, I sell apples, I bury apples. I hate apples.
Y: Now I understand where the opponents of the iPhones come from

I urgently need a secretary.
yyy-Opa, is this something from the "female domination" series? She has a cloth, you’re in a collar, and you’re turning your eggs?
No, fuck, the real secretary, only the authority.
YYY translated.
I am a lazy man, I am late. I need someone to control me. Well, like the usual secretary – I’m:"Bliajin, I don’t want to go anywhere today...", she:"You have a meeting with Shindiq at 10:00", I:" said – I don’t want to!", she:"Okay, I cancel the meeting". And so I have it all the time, deals are broken down, partners are messing up, ass.
You have a meeting with Shindiq at 10 p.m. and I: Bliajin, I don’t want to go anywhere today, and she: “Well, I cut off my ass from the chair and went to the meeting!” I don’t want to do it!"
Yyyy-Short, I have understood. To marry you need, and such an aggressor, such as the freelancer Barbara of Stirling.
I don’t need to be commanded at home, I need to be at work.
YYY then there is another option. Do you remember the warrior in our community? Remember how she spoke:"Well, the suck, where is the popper? The legs wiped out quickly!" The perfect candidate for the secretary!

Wizynyc: Sheep in the marchroot. The bark was. A man with a note in his headphones. There is some heavy collective (not to disassemble) and this guy, apparently forgetting that in the headphones, with a strangle dumbing into the touchpad and the same dumbing as he has in his ears, gives out: "Death the damned yandex bar!!! Their eyes!and "
Wizynyc: Judging by the number of smiling passengers, the topic is many :)

PiligrimPyp: From the Hubble (On a manned flight to Mars and the creation of a colony there):

IJIL12: The return is not planned?
oyster12: They will spend the Internet on Mars, and there will be no problems with this.

Tagged with.mylo.ru
Vlad: I used to put Photoshop and it was in Russian, and now put it on English, what to do?
Deim to rejoice!
Boris: Learn to learn English. useful in life.
Deim: Boris, but here I advise you to put in Russian.

X: Let’s start a new variable?
YYY: You will take care of her yourself!

XXX is :
We need to go to tanks.
XXX is :
man with nick vzadmnedulo
XXX is :
I wonder if it is about the wind or...?

From the discussion of the news on the tape about a dangerous criminal in China who robs banks, never stops at hotels and is able to survive in the wild.

X: Why does he have money?
y: apparently expensive in China to live in the wild
Z: In order to cook a pack of pastries, it is not necessary to burn a dozen pack of yuan.

<Georgi> Why do we need Valuev in the Duma? I do not understand...
<Ilia> There is no value in the Duma, at least in the second.

About an online toy
XXX is fucking fucking!
Try putting it on a penguin.
xxx: introduced in google penguins, I cartooned
Linux is a fool!
XXX: Porn with Penguins?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I haven't seen a more accurate definition of linux yet =D

From the Jurassic Agreement:

To avoid annoying misunderstandings, we warn you in advance that the site you intend to visit contains material. The point.

As a single man, I am against beautiful girls.
YYY: And the ugly ones?
XXX is more! From them can develop liver cirrhosis.

The advice of the young man! Before you paint without gloves, please pay attention.

On the lines of the brother in the army friend (d), sister (c).
Q: I would like to say a toast! Max, you're the main thing there, don't get married!
Q: Yes, if the married man returns, the most important thing is that the married man does not return!

Today is the worst Friday the 13th.
Today is Monday...
Here is what I am talking about :(

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On one of the websites comment to the video about the snowman in the forest:
This is the valve mushrooms gathering!