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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101461
 06.08.2014
EVGENIA: Imagine, in the bus uncle accidentally came on the foot, and he then called me blackberry to collect)
I am Peter? =) is
by Evgeny: Oga

[ + 13 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101460
 06.08.2014
by DerArto:
People familiar with the iPhone say: "The iPhone is superb!"
People familiar with Samsung do not say: "Samsung is great!"
They say, “Iphone is shit!”

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №101459
 06.08.2014
I wake my 4 year old son:
Baby stand up!
“Daddy, either you turn off the lights and I sleep or I don’t go anywhere.
Damn "miracle of diplomacy" made me! what will happen next??? to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №101458
 06.08.2014
Xxx: the little girl returned from school, says to them the police came
Oh, because of her?! to
No, someone spotted the walls in the toilet with blood
See also: High School
XHHH: the heresy of the present children
Yippidy yi yippity yay Whose blood is it?
XHH is a girl. in the toilet. not stupid

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101457
 06.08.2014
Something I will not understand.
Everyone writes boiling water on the topic "ah, as well, girls are called even those females of a man who have already fucked, shame, the meaning of the word change!!!!11one-one". And add "there is also beautiful state-isconno-slavian-old words "barishna" and "sudaryana", let us do so!!1one". However, the "barish" - a non-married girl (adolescent girl) from the higher ranks, the daughter of the barish (a dictionary), and the "sudaryan" originated from the "statswoman" (the state, respectively, from the "statswoman"), and was an appeal to any adult woman of the higher ranks, regardless of whether she was a girl, married or widow. The highest level! I understand that in the secret pink dreams of everyone there is a motive of origin from the nobility, especially with a surname such as Zolotaryov or Kucherov... But still, in your opinion, to change the meanings of the words "sudaryana" and "sudaryana" can only be so, and a little drop the severity of the word "girlfriend", not to ask for a certificate from a gynecologist before the treatment is a horror-horror.
Sometimes I don’t understand your logic. Often at all.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №101456
 06.08.2014
I will give you a gift,
Do not open it,
Until I close the door.
I will not leave the country.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101455
 06.08.2014

I don’t remember where:
The chickens go to bed early and get up early.
She goes to bed late and gets up late.
He goes to bed late and gets up early.
A fucking bird.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №101454
 06.08.2014
GROMoff: mind_gap: in ordinary railway trains in the menu "sv. Cucumbers" in the salad for guests from overseas are listed as "St. cucumbers".

The saints, the fools, the cucumbers. The Saints. The Cucumbers.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101453
 06.08.2014
Well, tell me a physical job where I can earn 150,000 at least? (which is not so much for mentality)

The sanitary technician is not the drunken uncle Vasya of ZEK who cleansed your damned toilet, but the one who works for himself.
A caretaker who does repairs in apartments and houses.
The highest class.
But you, school, are far from these people, however, as well as those who earn 150k mental work.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №101452
 06.08.2014
The Government of the Russian Federation has decided to send in 2015 the funds of insurance contributions to compulsory pension insurance in full to the formation and financing of insurance pension in the distribution component of the pension system. The contributions, which in 2015 were to go to the cumulative component, will increase the pension rights of citizens in the distribution component.

You won’t understand what’s going on.One thing is clear, we’re fucking fucking.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101451
 06.08.2014
The English kings of Lucy are called Louis in French, for example.
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The Opa! I’m a historian, and I don’t know any English king named Louis.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №101450
 06.08.2014
Gaga: I went out - there is still singing Nadezhda Kadysheva, and in my opinion, a very wise song. The words were approximately such:
You and I don’t know the way, we both don’t know the way.
Feel it, because it really is.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101449
 06.08.2014
Why the Cross on the Career? You just finished the universe.
YYY: I finished the philphak. This is the cross ➕
zzz: for the finishing filfak, it is a cross, and for the matfak, it is a plus. Such things.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №101448
 06.08.2014
Comrade wrote:
Fuck, you can do it when you don’t need it.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101447
 06.08.2014
When there was no electricity, ALL people, without exception, went to bed when it was dark.

Yes Yes Yes. Especially sleeping with the onset of darkness were the inhabitants of the North, where in winter the sun is good if it looks for a couple of hours. If it was a polar night, they would fall asleep.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101446
 06.08.2014
South of Russia. The summer. The heat.
There are Schrödinger cats everywhere. Until you come and cry, you will not understand whether he is alive or dead.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101445
 06.08.2014
The law on mandatory registration of having two passports or a residence permit and, as always, through the ass has come into force. Permanently residing abroad citizens of the Russian Federation should send an application through the Russian post office or personally come to the place of registration in Russia.
A fine of 200,000 rubles or public works.
A friend calls:
Do we go, pay, or throw the streets?
Let’s go, of course. I came to see my mother, to visit my hometown. The Tajiki Gow Home.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101444
 06.08.2014
eee: When they say to me, “I’m a man, I want to shoot, I want to play in the war,” I give an example: “You come home, and the wife in the room plays on the carpet with the dolls, wears the dress, puts to sleep. What do you think?" "What do you think? Ambulance needs to be called!" I have the same attitude toward the shooters.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101443
 06.08.2014
by VP.What file should I use to close sites locally?
by: C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
by VP.: thanks
Thanks for the bread :D
by VP.: oil
Butterfly is another thing.)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №101442
 06.08.2014
About the biorhythms.
When I was studying in the universe, I was a crapper, because I was better able to absorb large amounts of information in the morning, from 5 to 7 p.m.
When I went to the sea, I could sleep anytime and anywhere, even standing, because there were almost no other options.
Now I have my own company, and I’m a frog, because analysis and creativity are overnight.
I summarize: shit is all that, sweaters. These are just habits due to the way of life, the specificity of work/study, etc.

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