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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №34422
 12.08.2010
Natasha: And also enlighten me... I’m dark... that’s YIBU?
ingvar: abbreviated from "Unfortunately, I do not know the answer to your question"
Tagged with: 8-) passive

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №34421
 12.08.2010
He was in the hospital for surgery. One day I woke up at six in the morning because of exhausting screams (two were screaming)
Please help me!! Good people, neighbors and helpers!!! They collapse!! to
“Stop, Suka, you are in the hospital!”! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34420
 12.08.2010
MICsher (01:11:39 12/08/2010)
In addition to the instructions, there will be a brief reference on working with the instructions and instructions on working with the certificate.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №34419
 12.08.2010
Yeltsin’s daughter tweeted: “Two air conditioners broke in our house. There are only 12. The house is very hot, +25 degrees. Ordinary people are probably even worse now.

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34418
 12.08.2010
About the "extinction" of the fire by Putin

“We just discussed yesterday the much increased likelihood of a stressful situation when you come to the gynecologist, and there Putin,” maxlee jokes.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34417
 12.08.2010
I’m sitting at home, where’s my wife??? It seemed like I was here 15 minutes ago... I went, looked around the house... no... Even how I was worried... And then I thought: maybe it’s better?

[ + 63 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34416
 12.08.2010
Go to a company that is engaged in air conditioning and ventilation and find there red as cancer employees and nicotine condors in the office XD

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №34415
 12.08.2010
The sinner: I am in shock. If I ask for a kilogram of sausages at 218p per kilogram... how, fucking, could I count them at 180p? = o o t. The price per kilogram is no longer the price per kilogram. And all the mathematics I’ve taught before is foolish? % of
They show the weight - 1010g, the price hits - 218p, the total - 183p. And most importantly, zero questions in general - two sellers with calm faces pierce me this in the box, and I am standing like a fool, trying to get the brain back into the head, or from the ears useful...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №34414
 12.08.2010
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Fuck, I am not a girl.

WOW :
What is? = D

xxxxxxxxxxx:
The girls are sitting behind the comp and cheering enthusiastically on the photo of some painted Japanese. And he has such a hairstyle - his hair from the back of the neck is chested forward.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I approach, therefore, I look at him, I breathe and say: "To the fan he clearly stood with his back, it is noticeable!"

WOW :
XDDD

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №34413
 12.08.2010
MarWell: British school boy became a father at 13 years old
Max Art for [MarWell]: British scientists will grow

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34412
 12.08.2010
"Admins said they can't route to the server and they don't have the necessary tool.
- Let them get at the warehouse traceroute, ping and telnet!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №34411
 12.08.2010
XXX(21:13): I will think...
XXX(21:14): I think...
XXX(21:45): I thought
XXX(21:45): Okay

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34410
 12.08.2010
Working in a pharmacy:
A guy went in, bought condoms, complained about the price, and went away with a fun song from Mario.
Following the footsteps of the great plumber to clean the pipes.

[ + 90 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34409
 12.08.2010
[2:10:21] GaRNeTT: TUDEAL> see. tears will shrink)) I will briefly explain... Baba wants to be swallowed by a vampire - the vampire doesn't want to swallow the mum, but for that she wants to swallow a swallow, and she doesn't want to be swallowed by a swallow)
[2:11:03] TUDEAL: GaRNeTT> Ahahaha so let the vampire blow the turn and everyone will be happy xDDD

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №34408
 12.08.2010
XHH: Yesterday in the net was looking for a remedy for diarrhea. The reference of popular methods smiled), where, among other things, it was written at the very end: ".... attach a toilet to your ass!"

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №34407
 12.08.2010
XXX is
> I’ve had such a horror here once
M is?

YYYY
I lie down, I lie down. Then the cat approaches, leanes to my face and says, “Well, you and the dude.”

YYYY
When I woke up, I almost woke up.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34406
 12.08.2010
What is "Our" in English?
and Pu Teens.

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №34405
 12.08.2010
For a long time, he broke his head through the wall – and found himself on the street.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №34404
 12.08.2010
A friend recently returned to Moscow and told the story:
I am nervous on the plane. Thank God they flew.
The flight was delayed for four hours.
Passengers only talk about the smog and fires in Moscow, will Domodedovo.
Yes, and on the way nervous tremors: then stick, we enter the turbulence zone, then do not walk around the salon...
The rumors about the plane spread quickly and soon everyone learned that a young woman with two children was crying: a monthly baby, and a two-year-old girl. She discovered that while she was on the airport in the baby’s toilet, she left a wallet with her mobile phone and all the money on the washing machine. She was from Domodedov to go to the railway station, and there to Kazan, and on the train she was already late, neither for a ticket, nor for food nor a penny. In Moscow we could...
But the world is not without good people: the stewardess offered to go into the cabin and call someone, but no one was to call: at home in Kazan, one grandmother with high pressure. A woman proposed to bring her.
The Kazan station. We put baseball around and started collecting money... But here is an announcement: Dear passengers, according to the weather in the city of Moscow, our aircraft will land at the airport of the city of Kazan.
Although many were upset, some even applauded, and in any case everyone looked at the absolutely happy person with pleasure.

Luckily for those who need the most.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34403
 12.08.2010
The most popular program on TV is “What? Where is? When is?Six intelligent, intellectually developed, educated men in expensive costumes are sitting and trying to print off six thousand rubles from a pensioner from Ufa.

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