In Montenegro will be held the “lene” Olympics
The only competition – participants lie in the shadow of oaks

XXX: I won’t go — I’m too lazy for that.

I will surely pass on your words to my boss (sales director 26 years old), put together =)
____________________
Of the five proposals, three were rejected for the following reasons:
and married?
and yes.
Children will often be hospitalized.
There are no children.
So take it!
And it was useless to convince me of something, I just got up and left. On the other two jobs, they took only a look at the labor book and saw the experience in the specialty, without any test terms.
Still funny?

I am corresponding with my eldest daughter by SMS.I write that daddy will come from the country tomorrow to Moscow.
The daughter answers-"A back Pope of Rome"....Next SMS-ka-"That is back Pope Carlo"...Another SMS-ka-"Tyfu you, and back Pope Jones"....
I’m already sitting, I’m just riding in my voice... I’m burning... Finally the last SMS-ka-"Din!!!This is a stupid phone!!Back to Daddy When?? to
I laughed so much that I woke up ?

Mozart did not know Russian rap. He didn’t know rap at all.
and----
But he warned them not to do so.

The Psychiatrist:
This is how you go to you to cure depression, and then neither rights will be given, nor permission for weapons, nor an apartment to sell.
This is when you stop at any appeal to start the card and leave it for the rest of your life - then,, they will go to you. Take an example from conventional clinics - cards in the absence of applications within 5 years are destroyed.

Do you water flowers sometimes?
Tagged: fucking
YYY: Long time no water
XXX: Dry, my mom will fight.
yyy: if they were running around the apartment, I would remember them)))

The younger daughter runs around the apartment with a toy hammer saying:
I am a dentist, I am a dentist.
I tell her:
The dentist? Why do you need a hammer?
The cry of the older daughter from another room:
Check whether you have strong teeth or not.
Madam...

March 8 is not a women’s day, but a day for equal rights of women and men in terms of work. This is a day in honor of women and men receiving equal pay for equal work. And it appeared because at one time the female workers were impudently underestimated simply because they were women. But since it is not very noticeable now, it is not remembered. Women are much harder to find a job. Just because: young - means soon married, married - means soon in a decree, there are children - will constantly take hospital, and the elderly is no longer needed by anyone.

The tea should be hot.
I also owe tea to someone. All in the fight for the rights of the Tea!

A girl may leave Russia, but Russia will never leave a girl.
I talked to my mother via Skype. She writes to me after the call: "We will turn off the water tomorrow, summer prevention".
Lucrecia: I sit down, picking up water in benches, canes and pots to warm up and wash in the morning.
Lucrezia: In her apartment in Helsinki

I have one girlfriend, my head and I am friends with her :) And I’m so sad when she’s fucking, and I’m not :(

We packed things for vacation.
Daddy in a bunch of stuff.
Packed three liters of beer.
in themselves

Official website of Kiev City Administration:
"Most Kievans support the disconnection of hot water"
xxx: soon will be the same articles about how the Kievans themselves want to eat less, love to wear old clothes and tolerate can not use transport

I found a thermometer on the floor. Where to put it?
Put it where you found it: it measures the temperature of the floor.

and rushing:

and. and. and. Women are much harder to find a job. Just because: young - means soon married, married - means soon in a decree, there are children - will constantly take hospital, and the elderly is no longer needed by anyone.
= is
I will surely pass on your words to my boss (sales director 26 years old), put together =)
_______________________
And when you get through, do not be lazy to look at the statistics and trends when recruiting. The author above did not say "impossible", the original quote was "heavier".

The Barbara Streisand Effect:

Now that the rally has been banned, articles about the banned rally and, finally, information about the ban of articles about the banned rally on August 17 – everyone knows about the idea of the Siberian Republic!

Do you know how hard it is to be a grandmother? It's like being born a bullshit - the fuck knows when you'll get another seizure.
He: Yes, it is even scary. A bit.
She: it looks like you are all so packed - in bars, NATO camouflage, with all kinds of lotions like the sense of humor, armor-cold-blooded vest, automatic logic, and other things that are inherent in a normal healthy person for full completeness. And here you are all so beautiful falling out of the helicopter, and find yourself in the fucking Vietnamese jungles, where you want to kill every butterfly, liana and babouin. And all these lotions and pants go fucking, because they are absolutely incapable in these conditions. This is how the normal brain lives in a grandmother’s body.
He is fucking...
She: Such things are.

Ukraine is in impasse. 6 months ago. Time goes by and Russia is not attacking. Furthermore, Russian aggressors smell food to the territory of Ukrainian soldiers. They are fed, treated and even released... In a word, Ukraine has not yet seen such a greed from the “bad moscals.”

I work as a zoo technician in a large farm, a room in a 3-room apartment was given for housing, no one lives anymore. In connection with the situation in Ukraine, a lot of “refugees” come to the farm. I was housed by a young family. On the first day (afternoon) the following situation happened. I came from work for lunch, decided to get a chicken for the evening to cook...I got it, I cooked it in the evening, of course, I couldn’t condemn the chicken in one barrel, there was a lot left. I say to the boy (the head of the family): Eat a chicken, and then I will have a lot.And he answers: No, thank you, I am a vegetarian... well as a vegetarian, fat I eat, and meat almost no. Maybe my son and wife will eat, and I am still a vegetarian.

XXX is
My favorite USB headphones broke, I had to plug the usual in the front panel

XXX is
Now I listen to the clues, as the disk rotates, as the mouse swirls, as electricity runs.

YYYY
I broke my headphones.
My favourite
I had to get the usual.
in the front panel.
I listen to the guides.
Like a mouse inside.
Running like electricity.
It rotates like a disk.