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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №85423
 11.08.2013
Why don’t you always take your cell phone?
He usually lies far away when I’m home.
I usually put close: suddenly someone will call.
I usually put away: suddenly somebody will call...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №85422
 11.08.2013
The name of weapons. I’ve always liked the grenade to the submersible grenade "Drop"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №85421
 11.08.2013
Discovery "Destroyers of Legends" The acceleration is called joules. The pipet. The translator is fucking.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №85420
 11.08.2013
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The greeting! You are sexy!! I want to give you a sea of affection and tenderness, will you receive this gift?

thx 25.01.2013
The greeting! You are sexy!! I want to give you a sea of affection and tenderness, will you receive this gift?

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Good night!

by 09.08. by 2013
What about the sea of affection and tenderness?

H to 09.08. by 2013
I would like to give it to you!

WOW 09.08.2013
Thank God, I thought I forgot the words.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №85419
 11.08.2013
Go to the recipes:

But here’s how most famously signed our grandmothers’ bottles with strawberries and jam! My hands are - "YAD-2011" and "AD-2013" (apple jelly and apricot jelly"). There is also a favorite - "Viscus" (cheese with bones).

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №85418
 11.08.2013
to this:
"After working day on my heels - my erogenous zone"

After a working day in Kirsak in the summer! The legs are an erogenous zone.
I think a lot of men will confirm.)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №85417
 11.08.2013
To that!!! to

Someone here recently said how great it would be to forget all the passage of the second fall and feel all those feelings again. I am jealous of you, mortals. I went through the first fold in my time. The second was not enough time (institutes, then family and responsible work). I have not watched any passes or youtubes on this topic. And now, fifteen years later, when all the kids are already living virtually their lives, you won’t believe I’m betting on my android.
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___

Where do you get her???! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №85416
 11.08.2013
Stanislav: I was here a few days ago admired by the Chinese honesty!I had a Chinese sewing machine for 3 thousand.There it is written that the service period is 3 years.So it is!After the deadline collapsed :-D.Two days I tried to repair it, spit and went to the extreme measures - gave to my husband.He was driving a clock, put it in a garbage bag and pulled it out of my asshole 10 pieces.Now I have a new machine with a huge number of operations,I was sewing everything I could for two days.
Soxatyi: Conclusion – more often trust the repair of equipment to your husband. Upgrade your entire home arsenal.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №85415
 11.08.2013
to this:
Once we got the recipes. In my mother's notebook, the names of the recipes were usually received either by the source (from Tania, from the grandmother of Clava, etc.).Or by ingredients. It was very fun to see the series: Salad from beets, Salad from seafood, Salad from TV...

My mother in this spirit had a recipe "Salat with Vera Borisovna cookies"...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №85414
 11.08.2013
Vasya: Oksana said that we have all either frogs or homosexuals. What to do?
Boot_from_cd by Quake

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №85413
 11.08.2013
Once we got the recipes. In my mother's notebook, the names of the recipes were usually received either by the source (from Tania, from the grandmother of Clava, etc.).Or by ingredients. It was very fun to see the series: Salad from beets, Salad from seafood, Salad from TV...

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №85412
 11.08.2013
Do you suffer without me?
and no. I suffer with you.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №85411
 10.08.2013
to this:
Why do men so hate other people’s beautiful women in other people’s beautiful cars?

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Meeting is too expensive.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №85410
 10.08.2013
xxx: I put a dropper here with a valerian.
YYY :?
A consilium of nine employees of the economic department investigated how a debit plastic card differs from a credit card. for an hour and a half. I managed to move the window in place. Everyone is supposed to be economically superior.
yyy: Busthalterie, milling...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №85409
 10.08.2013
The Air Force:
Meanwhile, as it became known on Thursday, Mosgorizbirkom removed from a summary poster for voters information about the blogging activity of the mayor candidate Navalny. Mosgorizbirkom confused the phrase: "He posted in his blog in the Live Journal on the Internet articles on the issues of theft and abuse of JSC "Gazprom", VTB group, JSC "Transneft", JSC "RJD"...";

The Secretary of the Moscow Electoral Commission proposed in this paragraph the wording "on the issues of theft and abuse" to be replaced by "on the issues of economic activity".

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №85408
 10.08.2013
Comments from Google Play on the new version of Android Dr.Web.

Super Very liked, especially anti-theft, which works just wonderfully :-) Earlier my wife for half an hour in the sorted locked up and blocked access there, playing games on the phone, and now I remotely block her phone in 5 seconds, and right away everything OK :-)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №85407
 10.08.2013
<Angelofnet> Points. There was such a game. in a cage.
<TheNehh> great
<TheNehh> I lost the whole institution in it
<Angelofnet> Who are you in "point"?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №85406
 10.08.2013
to this
...we in the auto school taught mach =) cars move from the sleeve to the sleeve of this same regulator =) remembered for a lifetime)

We had this:
The chest and back are walls.
If the stick looks to the left, I’m the queen on the track.
If the stick looks into the mouth, it means a right turn.
If the stick looks to the right, it is not right to go anywhere.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №85405
 10.08.2013
- Why do the fathers ride on foreign marks, and not, say, on the Zaporzhs?
Because suicide is a grave sin.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №85404
 10.08.2013
I can’t cry or laugh.
The ex visited his son.

(I found the time in three years)

in the hallway tried to arrange a universal scandal about the "somebody else’s men’s shoes";

The son's phrase from the room: "Father, it's my shoes" threw the former into a stupor.
And when the son came out and looked at him from the top down - in the megastopor.


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