With your pathos, I am surprised how you don’t have a secretary on your homephone yet...

My sister is a crossword.
A gun with blades... a bowl, right?

by Christina (14:49) :
I told you that you’re a shit, right?

and max! by 14:51) :
I know (I am Gandalf)

by Christina (14:52) :
Gandalf is useful, what are you doing here?! to

You are the girl of my dreams: beautiful, fun...
YYY: Do you want to fuck me?
XXX is smart.

My parents went with the whole family for a vacation. Who where. No one looks at the apartment. asked to me. The apartment is huge (the master judge works, hole), of course I agreed.
This is the fourth day of my stay here. Go to sleep. I am sitting in the cell phone. The rubber was very strong. I feel the lead flowing. They were so unwillingly covered up. Through the midsleep, I hear that in the kitchen, the nephew began to sneeze and so complainingly called his mother. Noah and Noah, I hear him moving toward my room. It came to the fact that he was standing near my bed and under my ear ringing and calling my mom. It is 10 seconds and I jump out of the bed, realizing that there is complete darkness around, I cannot reach the switch, next to my bed is a child, and most importantly - I am in the apartment - the only person!! to
I stood by the wall for five minutes until my eyes became accustomed to the darkness and saw a cat crying. But I remembered that it was because of him that I was asked to live in this apartment... The dream was as if it was with my hand... So until the morning I didn’t close my eyes.
And the owners could still warn and the unusual sounds issued by their cat.

With VKontakte:
YYY: YYY does not shake at all. never ever. And I never shuddered.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Do you want us to believe the man with the elves on the avatar?

In Wikipedia in the list of countries by external debt on the first place is the planet Earth. I think our governors are not talking about something.

And for me, a little but with a strongly developed logic, the greatest overwhelming of my childhood was: the Italians in Italy, the Spaniards in Spain, the French in France, the Chinese in China, the Russians in Russia, the Americans in America... and why are the Germans not in Germany?! to

I had a hysteria here. In fact, by "let’s get married", "Maria is a doctor of legal sciences, teaches at the university. Want to get acquainted with a calculated and balanced customer"
Tag: thats thats

One evening I gathered with my ancestors in the store to buy any different tastes, while I was driving, my head was terribly sick, I asked my mother for a pill, but there was nothing to drink, I decided to go and drink a pill on the spot...Well, we came, we went in the ranks and I slept polite. A bag with pens (used for hanging vegetables and fruits) to put on the head, well, everyone laughed and here mom, remembering the dialogue in the car, gives:
Have you taken a pill?
I slowly remove the package, red, the people around also press the leaf=)

Discussion of the future concert BI-2 in honor of the 10th anniversary of MegaphoneCaucasus:

Thirteen Years ( 11:51 )
xhh...(11:52) put on the costume of the bilaynov modem, and go there, and get stuck with the guy in the costume of the megaphone modem))))
yyy...(11:53) Battle of 3ji modems :)
Yippidy...(11:53) =))
Xhch...(11:54) fucking that the show then will be on the square)))
xhhh...(11:54) all on the BI 2 will score)))
xhh...(11:54) the battle almost ended with none... and here the MTS modem-OLEN!))))))))))))))))
xhh...(11:54) blockbuster nach =)
yyy...(11:54) aaaaahahhahaha

I have a hole in my ear.
YYY: You give
Yyy: probably the virginity has recovered))))

Our administrator is so harsh that he is late to work and demands an explanation... why he wasn’t awakened!

xxx: Well my wife calls me, I talk to her and here the door opens and this foolish horet "will you extend the sauna?and "

A normal man should be a bit fucking.

The Smokers:
>>In the Minority Region claim that the violations identified by the Accounting Chamber violations have been eliminated.
How did the price go back down twice? Or what it means for them "violations are eliminated" in a situation where half is stolen.

wherecat is:
This means that the stolen share, as appropriate, apologized for greed and promised not to clamp the share.

N.B.A: Yesterday I broke out! Getting out of the shift yesterday, I was tired of going home. And I see a girl sitting on the stairs, a pink cocktail, pink earphones with fur, a puddle backpack in the form of a dog, a ketchup... A spectacle, in general. I sit a meter from her. Zero of reaction. A couple of minutes. She raises her eyes and looks at me so closely. I did not put a little bit in the pants from this look, fucking... I hear something wrong, I notice the stamp, the seals, the spikes... As long as I realize, this miracle removes the headphones and something is communicated to me about the evil convoy and the black butt. I’m just cuddling, as I catch up with the question "well that, is there a basar or a vacuum came?" While I was cuddling, she stands up, answers the phone like "no, Sanj, stop. Here some paranoia hangs on my tail..", business-friendly chops on the parking lot, sits in the pink six hundred and leaves, and on the street immediately went under 200 km... I don’t know something about girls? Or the bandits?
Fly: Fuck, Pash... You’re not ceasing to surprise me with your naivety...
N.B.A is? to
What else did you expect at 2 o'clock at night?! to

Santyaga: A real pillow should be convenient for sleeping, for reading, for watching a calf. It must be subordinated to the master.

Santyaga: Here’s the blanket – the right pillow!

I watched the movie on the navigator yesterday.
XXX: Listening to Music
XXX: Playing the game
XXX: Sitting in the Inlet
XXX: Viewing the pictures
XXX: It works
In addition to navigation.

On the Russian Post website:
The Russian Post congratulated the President of the United States on the anniversary.

Q. Do you have anything else to do? I am waiting for a letter from Moscow from May!! to