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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №10453
 28.09.2008
History from school time:

A Russian language teacher explains the topic of using a tiret in exchange for a repeating member of a sentence. He explains long and tumultuously, but a voice comes from the class:

And how to distinguish between cases when to put a mark or not to put?

Do you feel when your member falls out? Hmmmm...

The lesson could not continue.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10452
 28.09.2008
The Red Beast
I want to be encouraged...

The Red Beast
The massager did...

The Red Beast
With strong men’s hands.

voiced
Do not shake your heart (

The Red Beast
We will cut off the strong men’s hands and massage each other with them.? to

voiced
I am for!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №10451
 28.09.2008
punisher: I was shocked yesterday) in the show "man and law" about anti-health cooking chicken grill and shaurma showed a man from whom I take shaurma

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10450
 28.09.2008
I roll out a series of South Park locker titled "Two naked guys in a hot bath"... went out to eat, the mother sat behind the computer to find some music... she looked at me with her eyes then...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №10449
 27.09.2008
I sleep in the dental chair all the time. These whispering shit so calm the nerves...I’m serious.
Although a foolish sign for a girl is to fall asleep when something is persistently kicked into her mouth.

c) Sovereign Leprosory

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10448
 27.09.2008
If I don’t find anything in the refrigerator, I’ll eat you.
Tagged: let it go! Will we be together forever?
No, not always at 5 a.m.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10447
 27.09.2008
I have a device, flash on 4GB, coated with fur (friend gave)...
So here, there is a dog-troglodytes, eat everything he finds, between him and Device there was an interaction of such a plan:
came from work, on the flash brought the code a couple of meters, look at the fresh head... threw the flash on the couch, fell asleep.
In the morning-no maps.. all searched-no.. led the dog to walk, all such a sad... well here the dog sits on business.. and between these things you are running my flecha 0_o
My mother is forging, pulling home, wiping, putting in the computer and hearing the whisper of the casper!!! Fuck the shit!
PS: at work new bases, no viruses... I think to take the dog to the veterinarian.... 0_o

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10446
 27.09.2008
1 (00:26:27 22/09/2008)
What do you create?
2 (00:31:23 22/09/2008)
Spartak Smatry
1 (00:31:44 22/09/2008)
Where with whom?
2(00:31:49 22/09/2008)
Home 1st
1(00:32:06 22/09/2008)
Fuck it! The channel with whom they play.
2 (00:32:16 22/09/2008)
Vano
2 (00:32:20 22/09/2008)
A movie about Rome.


[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10445
 27.09.2008
Boltali with a friend (P) about personal life.
Q: I see, you just have a love triangle.
I: This is not a triangle. This is a steam.
P is?? to
I want one, and I want another. If the second wanted the first, then there would be a triangle!
XD is

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10444
 27.09.2008
Do you know when the heating is turned on? Because of some of my physiological characteristics, it is very difficult to get up in the morning.
She: What are these characteristics? ;P
He says: I am hot!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10443
 27.09.2008
OHA 21.09.2008 23:47: I give up.
OHA 21.09.2008 23:48: I thought about my behavior and...
OH 21.09.2008 23:48: in sign of dismissal I demand 69
OHA 21.09.2008 23:49: Greed is the second happiness?
OH 21.09.2008 23:50: greed - if I just passed demanded

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10442
 27.09.2008
by Che Guevara:
We have harsh pirates. I downloaded the movie from the hub, Babylon N. E will be called, I include, and there in the frame is the TV on which this film is going, and a drunk man after the frame reads the translation.

by Che Guevara:
and the camera is constantly leaving the side )))))))))))))))0

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10441
 27.09.2008
Is it okay when a photoshop teacher writes photoshop instead of photoshop?? to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10440
 27.09.2008
Stormbringer: Do you have the sound on the ass on?
Sunburn: Yes
Sunburn: What is it?
The Stormbringer: Listen
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: and
Stormbringer: did you learn the melody by rhythm?)))
Sunburn: Smoke on the Water?
Stormbringer: Yes))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10439
 27.09.2008
A friend said (he smoked with someone), seriously gives me:"We thought here for a long time, and came to the conclusion that everything in the world smells!...except aluminum!We smelled it, and it doesn’t smell".
PPC...and a friend almost with a higher education)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10438
 27.09.2008
My father is drinking on Sunday. Holidays with him.
I come for lunch, and he sits and drinks beer. So I started talking about healthy eating.
- I watched the show today in the morning "malakhov +" there says aunt was. Small and thick, very thick. And then she began to lose weight. She became a vegetarian. Soon, her problems began. She went to the hospital. She said her bones were weak there. Eat the meat. She got out of the position and began to eat fish.
My lunch is limited. I walked out at night. I sit at the table and talk. And what was next. And he me:
What what what. Hule ate the fish with her bone and died.
I could not eat anymore.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №10437
 27.09.2008
She: I went to work today!And when I took a photo I met a symphonic boy!and ;)
She: If you take me there, will you be jealous?and :)
I’ll kill you, fuck you.
You are my dog :-*

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10436
 27.09.2008
We have a bank in the city. I don’t know how you are, but I’m just going to give my money there.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10435
 27.09.2008
What to wish when you see in the history of the younger sister's story that story... Evka my sister (child 11 years old) what will be next =(

Rom@shk@:-*
Hi to
Evka
Killed
Rom@shk@:-*
What?
Evka
Drink the poison.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10434
 27.09.2008
ZiF (15:13:42 22/09/2008)
I missed such a real chance today to get to know the sympathetic lady=(

SS (15:13:50 22/09/2008)
? to? to

ZiF (15:20:47 22/09/2008)
I am sitting in a bar behind a bar stand, in one mask I swear the beer, bored and sad in the shower when seeing passing pairs, I am going to drop off, as a nice person approaches me and says let's get to know))

ZiF (15:35:58 22/09/2008)
I have a conversation, in general, the standard Bazaar when dating I know the name, with whom, how to rest, etc. And then I ask her, and what do you do in your life, well she’s fun so answers sex drags and rock in roll) I was so delighted with this, I’m telling me the same way of life!!) And then her face darkened, and she responds to me severely with disregard - I am an adolescent psychologist-I cure this! and leaves (

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