The Cuda:

There are 10 types of people: those who understand the binary system and those who do not understand it.

10 Types... Learn Russian, and then be smart.

"There are 10 types of..." - right. It is not in Russian. Two kinds of people, if you know what I mean ;-)

I need a cabinet heater not because I need a heater, but because I need an office cat Mirza for a comfortable working atmosphere, and a cat for a permanent stay in my office needs a heater.
c) The leading specialist

<Xsploit> I was once asked how we look at lesbians in our country.
<Xsploit> Apparently, "usually in HD" is not the answer they expected.

by Oph. The new Steam Controller page questions from people:

A: I’m a very happy Steam user who is happy to use his cheerful mouse and keyboard. Do I want a controller?
A: You can’t turn a sentence into a question by just adding a question mark at the end. But we’re glad you’re happy, and in any case, please use the method of input that you like the most. Be sure we will not leave you. We also love mouse and keyboard.

Tagged with: a no-ka
Ogneuporotyj: whose childhood was in the harsh nineties?? to
Ogneuporotyj: I am the sergeant Ear Worm, calculate the order!
Tariq: At the Upper Exacerbating
Ogneuporotyj: Sing to me!
Tariq: I don’t know what you’re thinking, but please don’t.
The Ring of Remembrance: The Ring of Remembrance! No more free heart. Tell me the river, tell me the river for what I love it.
Tariq: The Devil
Ogneuporotyj: and choir of plasticine hypnotics
DON-TIGIDAGIDON-TODON-DON-TIGDAN-DON A ring for memory!
Tariq: The Blade
Ogneuporotyj: stay on our channel! The following is in the program "Pets! U-u!" and "Today is the time to rejoice in our age"!
Tariq: I Hate You Scuco

to this:

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The relationship with my husband reached the point of boiling, in my hearts I write to one near-psychological community, that, say, most men are ungrateful by their nature.
<...>
My husband also reads this page sometimes.

Suddenly I see, among other comments, the angry response of my husband, that you, girl, a loser, we have no such in the family, we have a love-carrot and a full package of mutual understanding!
<...>
I’m sitting all night with my face –"Shoot?o_O". Then an upset husband comes in, ticks my post in the face and begins to complain that because of such... other women will think the same about their husbands, although they, other men, are not such and no one is to blame that "this fool just got the goat!"
<...>
It is...

Girl, do not miss this unique opportunity! Have you learned what your relationship looks like from the point of view of your husband – maybe you should discuss it with him and stop sacrificing yourself, especially if he doesn’t notice it?

D is

In addition, Ohio State legislation prohibits the bonding of doping fish.
Do you not understand Russia??? Yes, you Americans, read the laws!and "

You understand, citizen, this law, like many other foolish laws in the United States, do not cause any harm to the human population. Find me at least one man who swallowed a fish, and then there was evidence in court. In the tube the fish breathed, 0.7 promile was found in her.
These laws do not affect society and people as a whole. Unlike us, their senators live in their own country. Their children live in their own country. Here only our under-deputes in Russia are held only by corruption and corruption, they are showing activity.

XXX is
I want to wake up in the morning, but my fat is not. I want to wear jeans size 42.

XXX is
I want my photos in the swimsuit to be so erotic that it would cause men to stand up.

XXX is
I want to see that fucking light between my legs. Mythical I would say.
Do I want a lot? and :)

YYYY
Add a little to that.)

XXX is
The traveler?

YYYY
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The most accurate YouTube comment I’ve ever seen

Stop Ham is when a bunch of miserables are engaged in trolling wealthy people on machines that do not make money in the macdake, where most of the stophamers work. Some fools against other fools. And ideally, they will destroy each other, and a bright future will come. This is how I see it.)

I was young and ahead of time. I was a good technician, better than my parents and even better than my grandparents. I taught seniors how to use phones, machines, devices, electronics. I taught them the orientation of the terrain, let them listen to contemporary music, they ticked their ears and said it was loud, fast and incomprehensible. I read them modern books and they ran away, preferring TV with Kobzon, Pugacheva and Lechchenko.
I then went into the woods, left alone and dreamed of getting old, so that I could be taught something by young people.
30 years passed. I became old. But, shit... I’m still teaching the same thing, but I’m young. Because they can’t teach me.
I teach young people to use phones, machines, devices, electronics. I teach them the orientation of the terrain, let them listen to contemporary music, they clog their ears and say that it is loud, fast and incomprehensible. I read them modern books and they run away, preferring a TV with Home-2.
What is wrong in this world? What kind of guy put him in a break?

>>> when the hoops sell a brick for 1000 rubles, try not to buy!

Believe me, I did not buy it! “Just before, when such puppets were manufactured in my area, I carried with me in a package (a good, large, deep package) TOPOR-COLON, weighing somewhere in 1.5 kilograms, on a pen somewhere in length 75-80 cm. Believe me, it was enough to demonstrate this device once, so that after 5-6 years to walk around the area at any time.

No, you are in vain. Television is fun. Here's the dive I include, sitting in some talk show a guy with illuminated artistically shattered hair and softened sponges teaches that everyone needs to become more natural and be closer to nature.

The boss calls: Sereg, can you explain what it means to fuck?
I said...
Explain to Azaria.
Give him a phone ?
I explain, and in the process of explaining it turns out that Azamat thought all this time that this is such an Uzbek name))) Here it turns out that I spoke to them for three years... I spoke... And they thought that I just called them by someone else’s name... It’s unfortunate..)))

I walk around the apartments, I collect information from tenants about the duration of their work activities to register the cumulative part of the pension.Opens a young guy.I introduce myself and explain the purpose of the visit, which he says to me with a very serious look:"If I am 60 years old I will need a state pension, it means my life has not succeeded."And closes the door.

The first day of vacation. Changed the symmetry. Silence, no one is calling. I go to bed at midnight, out of happiness and not afraid to sleep for work. Exactly at 8 a.m. I get a call and someone with an exhausted voice rings into the phone, that I am Serega, I am a fool and a goat, again eaten, did not go to work, some fool did not take food in the 345th dining room and I can not come and I was already fired! Aaaah! I break out of the bed, cling to the bed, fall, climb to the side of the bath, shaking the cat and shaking in the memory of brilliant scratches, and then it comes to me that I am NOT Serega! It was warm and good ;)

The plane passed through a turbulence zone. Blonde Alla sweetly pulled her white nails and shouted:
The Captain!! Give me tea!
The captain, politely smiling, came out of the rub and began to prepare Allin's favorite tea with feijoa and marmelade. Afterwards, he laid a carpet at the feet of his goddess, placed a pad on his back and servantly floated on his four legs to her chair.
“The real pilot, not what she is,” allochka nodded in a taste of a wonderful vacation, where she was awaited by car mechanics who would wash her car, doctors who would wipe her pop after the toilet, bartenders who would dance with her and pay for a drink, and many other amazing people who dream of raising their ass for some small problems of some “fucking user.” Luckily, Alla did not have time to think about anything further, because the aircraft that flew all this time on the autopilot crashed and her broken intestines were wrapped on the beetle.

Dialogues in the
How good it is not to fear anything or anyone.
Better not to be afraid of anything or anyone.
X: and ignore

Discussion of food preservatives.

There is no difference between artificial or natural. Our bodies do not watch stupid TV shows and do not read any heresy on the Internet.

This "nothing-doing engineer-designer" only on the main work last month made and issued CMD drawings on 90t of metal structures + 200t of inspection, in the previous - on 130t + 350 inspection.

I know such engineers. They sit in the design offices, they do not see the iron itself, they get babies for the issue of toilet paper, their chiefs waste money, and we at the factory then rework all the drawings for a salary, 2-3 times smaller. Good luck, don’t be overwhelmed by your "merited" salary!

Orthodontist, who is the dinosaur?
-Aga, and the diploma is a relative of the diplodoc xD