I worked somewhere in the glorious company Mars, I stand in the zoo store, and here the seller brings me, a man, with the words "here is the representative of the company, to him and the claims" on what the man says to me "Gamno your catsan, you cook, you cook - you do not cook and the cats of them do not eat!!! andquot;

When all employers die, they go to hell. In hell they will be boiled in oil, but they will give a direct phone call to the devil, by which you can ask the devil to stop boiling them. And he will answer them "I will call you back" and do not call again!!! to

Ministry of Education has updated the list of official dictionaries and references. In them, "coffee" suddenly became a medium type, "ogurt" should be pronounced as "yogurt", and it is even allowed to say "responsive" instead of "dogs" or "dogs".
What kind of development of a country can be spoken of if the Government is adjusted under the hood with their “sweet coffee” and their “deals”!
I am ashamed of this country.

There was a man in our courtyard who came home once after eating cyclodole. My mother put him two cocktails on the plate, he looked at them and asked “which cocktail?”

Yesterday we walked in the evening, watching a movie about a wedding.
My: Look at what kind of ring he gave her, with diamonds, not what you are to me.
I (on full automatic): Well, look at what he has, not what you have...

Fuck how it hurts.

From credit characteristics:
It looks presentative. Not like a programmer.

Once a long time ago, at school, we were told of one stunning experiment, either in America or in London (the details, as always, I do not remember). Here is the experiment itself.
In a spacious room for a small population of rats created all the conditions for a quiet and interesting life. They had everything - enough water and food, the right number of individuals of both sexes, warmth, entertainment - all that a normal rat could want. And in the corner of this room there was a open door where rats could pass. There was very scary, dangerous, they were running, they had to overcome all kinds of obstacles, and they did not need to go there. But a certain percentage of the rats still went there, they wandered there, and then returned, very exhausted, rested - and left again.
There was a conclusion about a kind of "gen of adventure" - said, such individuals move the population forward in the intellectual plane. That is, rats-romantics, rats-researchers who do this not for some benefit, but simply so. O_O
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Stalkers

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He: Fuck... I’m bound up with onanism.

I looked into her bottomless blue eyes and realized that space for the brain was empty.

Most of all on the planet earth know information: Anatoly Wassermann and Hui..

I, of course, despise my homeland from head to foot – but I get upset if a foreigner shares this feeling with me.
© A.S. Pushkin

I was 16 years old, I was stunned. I came home at 3 o’clock, my mother met me at the door, I smiled happily, said, “I came!” and fell.

Dear dog owners, thank you for letting your dogs go into the yard. They are so cute and fun crawling into the sandbox and throwing on the stupid children who can not appreciate how peaceful they are and do not bite. Thanks to you, dear dog owners, I shot my gas balloon "Drozd" well and finally tried "Cheremuh" on these creatures.
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They are 😉! + the stop. They have to do so and have to...

So what about the white bracelets? Has anyone succeeded?

See also: What is the size of the chest in numbers?
No 2, A- 1, B- 2 and so on.
Yes, there is a zero, then under what letter is it?! to
A = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 =
I understood the type of panic: "AA where are the nipples?and "
XDD Exactly

I read on net:

A typical American bought a package of vests for workers in a volume of 20 pieces, not thinking long, ate one, respectively poisoned, did a washing, collected certificates and fell to the court on the following - Neither the vests bought by him, nor the packaging was written that they could not be used as food! Together with a good lawyer, he won the case and received a million dollars for moral damages.
Baldey

Now there is no particular job, so in the office I play the role of a regular ficus with the right to roast loudly and climb in contacts.

The fight against corruption in our country is essentially the elimination of competition.

and hello. I am waiting for a child.)
I am afraid to appear to be a cynical cowboy, of course, as it usually happens in such cases, but I will still ask: And you didn't confuse me with anyone, we just seemed to be with you only once... and we greeted you by the hand?
- :))) I meant your courier by contract )))

With a familiar:
"Yesterday I ate ice cream "Scandal". After that, he really wanted someone to go fucking. I thought it would be good to throw out cigarettes "Hey you kid", flashbacks "You’re breaking up?!", or 15 kilograms quivaldo "I do not smoke"."