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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №19873
 01.09.2009
I worked somewhere in the glorious company Mars, I stand in the zoo store, and here the seller brings me, a man, with the words "here is the representative of the company, to him and the claims" on what the man says to me "Gamno your catsan, you cook, you cook - you do not cook and the cats of them do not eat!!! andquot;

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №19872
 01.09.2009
When all employers die, they go to hell. In hell they will be boiled in oil, but they will give a direct phone call to the devil, by which you can ask the devil to stop boiling them. And he will answer them "I will call you back" and do not call again!!! to

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №19871
 01.09.2009
Ministry of Education has updated the list of official dictionaries and references. In them, "coffee" suddenly became a medium type, "ogurt" should be pronounced as "yogurt", and it is even allowed to say "responsive" instead of "dogs" or "dogs".
What kind of development of a country can be spoken of if the Government is adjusted under the hood with their “sweet coffee” and their “deals”!
I am ashamed of this country.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19870
 01.09.2009
There was a man in our courtyard who came home once after eating cyclodole. My mother put him two cocktails on the plate, he looked at them and asked “which cocktail?”

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №19869
 01.09.2009
Yesterday we walked in the evening, watching a movie about a wedding.
My: Look at what kind of ring he gave her, with diamonds, not what you are to me.
I (on full automatic): Well, look at what he has, not what you have...

Fuck how it hurts.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №19868
 01.09.2009
From credit characteristics:
It looks presentative. Not like a programmer.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №19867
 01.09.2009
Once a long time ago, at school, we were told of one stunning experiment, either in America or in London (the details, as always, I do not remember). Here is the experiment itself.
In a spacious room for a small population of rats created all the conditions for a quiet and interesting life. They had everything - enough water and food, the right number of individuals of both sexes, warmth, entertainment - all that a normal rat could want. And in the corner of this room there was a open door where rats could pass. There was very scary, dangerous, they were running, they had to overcome all kinds of obstacles, and they did not need to go there. But a certain percentage of the rats still went there, they wandered there, and then returned, very exhausted, rested - and left again.
There was a conclusion about a kind of "gen of adventure" - said, such individuals move the population forward in the intellectual plane. That is, rats-romantics, rats-researchers who do this not for some benefit, but simply so. O_O
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Stalkers

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №19866
 01.09.2009
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He: Fuck... I’m bound up with onanism.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №19865
 01.09.2009
I looked into her bottomless blue eyes and realized that space for the brain was empty.

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19864
 01.09.2009
Most of all on the planet earth know information: Anatoly Wassermann and Hui..

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №19863
 01.09.2009
I, of course, despise my homeland from head to foot – but I get upset if a foreigner shares this feeling with me.
© A.S. Pushkin

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №19862
 01.09.2009
I was 16 years old, I was stunned. I came home at 3 o’clock, my mother met me at the door, I smiled happily, said, “I came!” and fell.

[ + 69 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19861
 01.09.2009
Dear dog owners, thank you for letting your dogs go into the yard. They are so cute and fun crawling into the sandbox and throwing on the stupid children who can not appreciate how peaceful they are and do not bite. Thanks to you, dear dog owners, I shot my gas balloon "Drozd" well and finally tried "Cheremuh" on these creatures.
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They are ?! + the stop. They have to do so and have to...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19860
 01.09.2009
So what about the white bracelets? Has anyone succeeded?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №19859
 01.09.2009
See also: What is the size of the chest in numbers?
No 2, A- 1, B- 2 and so on.
Yes, there is a zero, then under what letter is it?! to
A = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 = 0 =
I understood the type of panic: "AA where are the nipples?and "
XDD Exactly

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №19858
 01.09.2009
I read on net:

A typical American bought a package of vests for workers in a volume of 20 pieces, not thinking long, ate one, respectively poisoned, did a washing, collected certificates and fell to the court on the following - Neither the vests bought by him, nor the packaging was written that they could not be used as food! Together with a good lawyer, he won the case and received a million dollars for moral damages.
Baldey

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №19857
 01.09.2009
Now there is no particular job, so in the office I play the role of a regular ficus with the right to roast loudly and climb in contacts.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19856
 01.09.2009
The fight against corruption in our country is essentially the elimination of competition.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №19855
 01.09.2009
and hello. I am waiting for a child.)
I am afraid to appear to be a cynical cowboy, of course, as it usually happens in such cases, but I will still ask: And you didn't confuse me with anyone, we just seemed to be with you only once... and we greeted you by the hand?
- :))) I meant your courier by contract )))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19854
 01.09.2009
With a familiar:
"Yesterday I ate ice cream "Scandal". After that, he really wanted someone to go fucking. I thought it would be good to throw out cigarettes "Hey you kid", flashbacks "You’re breaking up?!", or 15 kilograms quivaldo "I do not smoke"."

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